(Once again, no offense to anyone who actually does ship these couples.)

Jeff the Killer

It had started out innocently enough.

Jeff was trolling around the creepypasta fanfiction sites, just generally taking the piss out of his fangirls.

Then he had come across something that all of them had been warned about by Slenderman.

Yaoi.

JeffXBEN yaoi.

Curiosity killed the Grinny.

You luckily arrived back home just in time to stop Jeff from committing suicide by tying himself to D/N, flinging him/her off the roof and going down along with the dog.

"What the hell were you thinking?"

"Fangirls.... Just so many fangirls...," he muttered, looking crazier than usual.

"Did you read some graphic fanfic or something?"

The psychotic killer nodded, clutching D/N while rocking to-and-fro.

You rolled your eyes and dragged his pale arse back inside before he tried anything drastically stupid again.

BEN Drowned... In coffins?

You held Fluffy in your arms and sobbed, your tears hidden by the black widower's veil.

Rain began pouring heavily from the bleak, dull skies.

Dark Link played a slow funeral march as the ghost of C/N slowly brought out the tiny coffin which was totally not just a bunch of big cereal boxes stickytaped together.

"Please... Let me see him one last time," you sniffled.

The ghost nodded wisely and floated back, its long white beard flapping about in the wind.

Fluffy wiggled out of your grip and bounced away to find shelter indoors as you approached the coffin.

Opening it, inside was BEN.

He was frozen, stiff and cold. With a traumatized look upon his face.

You reached down with quivering arms and hugged his rigid body.

"Goodbye, BEN... That erotic Fanfiction of you, Link and Darkness took you away from me all too soon..."

The lid of the coffin slowly lowered itself with a creak and gently closed.

C/N lowered it down with a mournful look as you hugged Dark Link and cried.

....

"-And that's why I refuse to let you go anywhere near the "M" rated section of that Fanfiction site!" You firmly concluded.

"Oh come on, Y/N! It might be explicit but it won't kill me!" The little elf grumbled.

"You can never be too careful."

Despite the funeral scenario which occurred within a boyfriend scenario, BEN checked it out anyway and now can't keep eye-contact with Dark Link without bursting out laughing.

Dark Link

You yawned and stretched out, feeling quite refreshed after a good-night's sleep.

C/N was floating nearby, squeezing water out of his beard (From now on, the ghost will be referred to as a "he" because a female cat with a big white beard is just... Difficult to picture)

The ghost seemed to be grumbling about how even imaginary scenarios left side-effects or something of the sort.

You ignored it and sat up.

"Hey... I wonder where Darkness is? He's usually the first person to greet me in the morning."

After getting out of bed and making yourself look like a presentable human being instead of something that had crawled out of a mental hospital, you went downstairs.

He wasn't there.

"Odd..."

You called him on your phone but it went straight to voicemail.

"This is Dark Link and I'm obviously unavailable to answer your call. Please leave a message after the beep unless you're BEN, in which case kindly 'eff off and stop sending me nude pictures of various male celebrities. Regardless of what the DarkLinkXLink fanfictions tell you, I'm not gay. Thank you and have a pleasant day."

You sniggered.

"Hey Darkie. I know you must be busy but would you mind giving me a ring as soon as you can? Thanks!"

There wasn't much else to do except hang up and wait patiently.

And feed Smile Dog.

Dark Link responded a little while later, stumbling over apologies and cooking up some half-baked excuse that he had overslept.

In reality though, he had been taking down all of the explicit posters that BEN had superglued around his bedroom walls while he was sleeping.

(I'm too lazy to do one for L.J. Just imagine that he hid in a closet and refused to come out)

At the Creepypasta Mansion...

Smiley was finally able to move his limbs again, or at least to some degree.

L.J came around to deliver lunch and helpfully cleaned off Sally's graffiti.

After taking pictures "for the album", of course.

"How are you feeling today?" He asked brightly, setting down a tray.

"Better than before...," Smiley trailed off, slowly sitting up.

The monochrome clown hung around for longer than usual.

After he had eaten lunch, Smiley looked up in bemusement.

"Why are you still here?"

"Oh um... No reason."

"Of course there's a reason. You always have a reason because you're an annoying pest who refuses to leave me alone."

"I wanna know what Smirky did!" L.J blurted out.

"Wasn't it clear enough? He tortured me relentlessly and kept me alive through countless injections."

"No! I mean, how did he end up getting you in the first place? Didn't you fight back?"

Smiley fell back and let his head hit the pillow.

"He played a recording of someone's voice and used it to trick me into walking right into a trap of chloroform," he said dismissively.

"Who's voice? Was it (Name?)"

"No, no. It wasn't that. Just drop it, okay?"

Smiley opened his eyes again as he heard the sound of something clattering to the ground.

"Okay. I dropped it," L.J shrugged offhandedly.

"What... What was that?"

"The tape that I found while I was cleaning up. You know, the one with the recording of my voice wailing that my nose was injured again?"

There was a low growl.

L.J ducked and ran out with a giggle.

"I knew you really cared! Or else you wouldn't have left the room to fix my nose!"

A pillow went flying over his head.

"I was going to beat the stuffing out of you for being so annoying!"

"A likely story! You just couldn't bear the thought of me going through pain!"

"If you don't get out of here, then you'll be in a world of pain right now, you damn clown!"

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A/N: Two new chapters to compensate for my lack of updates! Unfortunately, this book still does have quite a shaky schedule so this'll probably have to last you guys a week or so. Sorry! Blame the lemmings!

Ta-Ta!

~TheNightPhantom