(Thank you for waiting patiently, Katiekat1300! Here's your virtual cookie! (:::) Song in the media is You Are the Moon by Hush Sound, which is what Dark Link's girlfriend was singing)

Jeff the Killer

You were having one of those restless nights of continuously reading book after book while waiting for your damn eyelids to just tire and droop already.

It was mainly to do with the ruckus coming from downstairs as BEN tried to unsuccessfully push your fridge out of the front door. It wouldn't fit through. And yes, the little elf was trying to steal it.

Suddenly, the window slid open and Jeff swung in.

"Hi Y/N! I noticed that your light was still on and came over to say hello!" He said cheerfully, his hoodie splattered with fresh blood after a good ol' healthy killing spree.

You groaned and threw a book at his head. He ducked.

"Well! It was nice chatting.. Bye!' Jeff said hastily, realizing now wasn't the best time to pop in for a visit.

"Jeffy boy!"

He froze by the window and slowly turned around.

"Yes?"

"Tell me a bedtime story or else I'll make you go to sleep!"

The psychotic killer gulped and sat down on the edge of the bed.

"Um... Once upon a time... There was... Uh... A baby! Yeah, that's right! A baby! And this baby was no ordinary baby because he had demonic eyes and blood the color of coal!"

A sleepy D/N sat down next to you and listened with half-closed eyes.

"And so the baby took hold of the rake and used it to gorge out the sheep's eyeballs before ripping thorough it's cotton coat and leaving it stained with deep red from the gashes!"

Jeff proceeded to tell a very lengthy tale about a demonic baby dismembering various barnyard animals before being burnt alive at the stake. Apparently, it had been in one of Sally's storybooks.

BEN Drowned... In lullabies?

You had woken up and gone downstairs for a glass of water, only to see your elfish boyfriend yanking a giant fridge through the backdoor.

"Y/N! Don't just stand there; give me a hand with this!" He called out indignantly.

Unsure what else to do and half asleep at the time, you went over and helped him pull it inside.

"Is... Is this... F/N's fridge?"

"Um... No! Of course not!" BEN said, looking shocked at the very idea as he quickly tore up a post-it-note which was a reminder to buy more dog food for D/N.

You were too tired to really do anything and didn't feel like lugging that massive metal contraption across the street.

"Come on."

You scooped up BEN, draped him over your shoulder, and took him upstairs.

"My yum-yums need me!" The little elf wailed loudly, desperately reaching out and grabbing thin air.

"Your yum-yums can wait," you said flatly, depositing him inside Fluffy's large playpen before climbing back into bed.

Fluffy looked unhappy at having such a noisy unexpected guest and burrowed deeper into the bedding, kicking up a bit of it.

BEN jumped up and managed to clamber out.

"Y/N! Y/N! Will you let me go if I tell you a story?"

You waved a hand in acknowledgement, too sleepy to argue.

The little elf nosedived right into the tale.

"-So there was this chick called Bella who was really into the whole "teenage angst" thing. She went to school, not to study, but meet loads of hot guys and ended up meeting this weird sparkly dude who said she smelt funny and another bloke who was always shirtless and had a tail growing outta his butt!"

You groaned and tried to block out his voice as BEN shamelessly copied the precise plot of Twilight, only with his own narrative instead.

"-And then this super tall and buff dude with a perfectly chiseled face and dark alluring eyes called BENJAMIN showed up and Bella instantly left Edward to stroke his rock, hard abs!"

-And also stuck himself in halfway though, apparently.

Dark Link~

(Disclaimer: I do not own the song You Are The Moon and may gave gotten a few of the lyrics mixed up! I'll fix it after the Internet speeds up and find the video where I listened to it)

This time, it was the other way around.

Dark Link had agreed to stay over for the night but was having problems sleeping.

You had a certain song stuck in your head and decided to lull him to sleep with it.

"Darkness, darkness, everywhere~ Don't you ever feel alone?~"

He yawned and curled up, his eyes drooping.

"You have... The voice of an angel..."

"-So precise and so pristine; A perfect pane of glass~"

Dark Link had closed his eyes and was snoring softly, fast asleep.

"-I will set the mirror up, to face the blackened skies. You'll see your beauty every moment that you rise~"

"Zzzzzz...."

Lauding Jack

"Hey Y/N! Y/N!"

You stirred sleepily and opened one eye.

"Huh?"

L.J had somehow crawled in through god-knows-what during the night and gotten comfy right next to you on the bed.

"Can I tell you a bedtime story? Please, please, please?"

"Well since I'm awake now... Okay."

"Oh goodie, goodie!"

The monochrome clown sat up and began with the storytelling.

"There was once a wonderful place called Candy Mountain and it was made out entirely of yummy, yummy candy! There were giant swirly lollipop trees bursting with gumdrops, a lake full of delicious cake batter, mountains made out of chocolate crumble-"

Knowing how L.J could go on and on when it came to candy, you nodded off back to sleep.

When the sun shone through the window and woke you up again at six, he was still talking.

"-And so he tore through the boy's chest cavity, ripped out his beating heart and crushed it to a gooey pulp in his hand before tossing the body into a volcano of bubbling lava! The end~" L.J said cheerfully.

You blinked.

"Er... Good story."

"But that was only part one! There's still six more to go!"

The killer clown wouldn't let you leave until he'd finished, and gave the most cutest hurt look imaginable when you tried to convince him to at least let you get up to use the bathroom.

At the Creepypasta Mansion....

Smiley opened the door to the study and poked his head in.

"Slendy? I'm back!"

There was nobody there.

The not-so-good doctor straightened up and closed the door with a puzzled expression.

"... Odd. Oh well, I suppose he must be busy elsewhere."

It was early in the morning. Jeff, BEN, Dark Link and L.J had been staying with their girlfriends all night and not in the pervy way that your dirty mind is thinking of.

Smiley noticed that the entire mansion was strangely devoid of noise and became immediately suspicious.

"Sally?"

The princess-themed bedroom was empty; dolls strewn messily around the floor.

"Masky?"

There was a half-eaten cheesecake on the table along with a plate of waffles and pancakes which was in the process of being invaded by an army of creepy-ants. Black, coin-sized creatures with red eyes and barbed legs which inhabited the mansion's inner walls and had the ability to shrink to avoid detection.

Smiley shuddered and backed away, unwilling to be bitten by their semi-venomous fangs.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

"Hmm?"

He looked around.

"That came from the attic... I have a bad feeling about this..."

After a quick trip into Jeff's room to borrow a knife suitable for killing along with the flashlight that Dark Link always kept under his pillow in case of another power cut, he began making his way up.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

His hold on the blade's handle tightened.

Even if Smirky is behind that door, I swear I'll kill him!

With that last determined thought, he opened the door by a crack and crept inside the attic.

Relying on the dim beam of flickering light from the torch, Smiley began walking.

He stopped and shined the light downwards; it reflected off the gleaming surface of a hatchet.

This belongs to Toby.

Thump! Thump! Thump!

Smiley froze. It was pitch black due to the lack of lights (Because duh, they're the creepypastas) and the noise was extremely close by.

There also seemed to be someone talking aloud but softly. It was drowned out by-

Thump! Thump! Thump!

He looked up and noticed that a large black sheet had been hung by the window, blocking out all sunlight.

Smiley reached up and yanked it down. But the light revealed a horrifying sight. And no, it wasn't BEN twerking naked on a wrecking ball this time.

Slenderman, Toby, Hoodie, Masky, Eyeless Jack and Jane were all tied up and gagged. The Rake was blindly thrashing around in a wooden box, creating the aforementioned-

Thump! Thump!

But what really got his attention was the fact that Smirky was sitting on a dusty crate, reading a story to Sally who was sitting on his lap.

"-And they all lived happily ever after. The end," he concluded with a sly smile, closing the book with one sharp snap.

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A/N: Someone really needs to give that guy a good ol' whack over the head with a frying pan or something. Really. But then again, he's obviously gotten some sort of skill to be able to singlehandedly take down most of the creepies in a single night.

There's a heck of a lot of thunder going on where I live and it's pretty scary when lightning hits the trees which are worryingly close to the bedroom window.

SPARK! CRACK! KABOOM! Yeah, like that.

But anydoodles, I bought and read volume five of a really interesting graphic novel called "Maximum Ride" by "James Patterson" and now really wish there had been more than just one book in the shop.

The Internet will be back on in full soon, which'll mean more anime, which means more inspiration, which means more stories!

Ta-Ta!

~TheNightPhantom