Jeff deh Killar

You were frantically looking everywhere for D/N.

After breakfast, you had let him/her out for some fresh air and left Jeff to supervise since he was good with dogs, but now both of them were gone!

"D/N! D/N!" You screamed, becoming slightly panicky.

Suddenly, you heard a little whimper followed by shushing sounds.

You stormed over to the broom closest and flung the door open.

"JEFFERY WOODS!"

Jeff was sitting amongst the cleaning supplies with D/N in his arms.

"Oh hiya, Y/N!"

"What are you doing in here with my dog?"

"Well I wanted to scare you just for kicks but after last time, I decided to use an approach that didn't involve me physically being in the same room."

You were furious with him until D/N decided that he/she couldn't hold it in anymore and ended up releasing the contents of his/her bladder all over Jeff's hoodie, as he had neglected to actually wait for that part before pulling off his joke.

"EW! EW! EW!"

"Serves you right, Jeffy boy."

BEN Drowned... In snakes?

You were lying on the couch, lazily surfing through the Internet.

Suddenly a YouTube video popped up, even though you weren't even on the site.

"Huh...?"

The uploader was named: BENDrowned

You rolled your eyes and played the untitled video.

It began innocently enough in a forest.

"Wonder why BEN wanted me to watch a documentary..."

But no, it couldn't be a documentary. It was too short-

"My anaconda don't! My anaconda don't! My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!"

You screamed and tried to close the screen, only to find that it was frozen.

"BEN! BEN! TURN IT OFF!"

Long story short, you couldn't tear your eyes away from the screen and now the sight of that unnatural bottom going up and down will forever haunt you.

BEN thought that his joke was pretty funny and stayed well out of your way for the next few days, which were spent locked up in your room listening to heavy metal music to try and drown those awful images.

Dark Link

You were looking everywhere for your sweet boyfriend, who hadn't shown up all day.

Worried, you sent him a text.

Hey Darkness. Where are you?

There was a few minutes before you got a reply.

I'm sorry Y/N. I just can't go on like this anymore. You were the only and best girlfriend that I could ever have. Goodbye :(

You felt a shiver go down your spine as you began typing rapidly.

Where are you? ANSWER ME!

It took thirty seconds before you got a reply.

Upstairs. Bathroom. Bleeding out.

You threw the phone down and raced upstairs, using a move that F/N had learnt from her dad to kick the door down.

"DARK!"

Dark Link was lying fully clothed in the bathtub with his head hanging limply over the edge.

The water was a deep red like someone had poured in nothing but gallons of colored corn syrup.

You rushed over, stepping on splotches of sticky red that stained the floor.

"No, no, no, no..."

His mouth was slightly open. It was as if he was smiling...

You cradled the limp head and buried your face in his hair.

"Why, Darkness? Why?"

"Because BEN threatened to send you a video of me singing in the shower if I didn't?" A familiar voice chuckled.

You looked up in surprise.

Dark Link's eyes were open and staring into yours with an amused look.

Suddenly the cabinet burst open and a little elf flew out along with at least fifty bottles of corn syrup and red food coloring.

BEN rolled around the floor, laughing hysterically.

Dark Link sat up and leaned against the wall and side of the bathtub.

"I'm sorry but really, he was going to. Ugh... I'm covered in corn syrup..."

You wiped away tears of relief and suddenly smirked.

"Dark?"

"Yes, Y/N?"

"Did you say that you did this only because BEN threatened to send me a video of you singing in the shower?"

"He did. Why?"

You turned around and wordlessly walked out.

"Oh no reason. I'm sure you sounded very cute though."

Your phone was broken, so you went upstairs and booted up your laptop.

Going straight to YouTube, you went to BEN's channel and brought up a list of his videos.

"Let's see..."

You selected a playlist which held around sixty videos of Dark Link singing in the shower and went straight to your favorite one.

"Dark really should check for BEN's hidden cameras before he showers...," you snickered, wondering how he would react if he knew that he was somewhat of an Internet celebrity.

At least, that's what the 3 million+ views on each video seemed to signify.

Laughing Jack... (0.0 I did it)

You had finished watching a marathon of Case Closed and was feeling a bit jumpy.

After checking to make sure that there wasn't anybody watching from the window, you went upstairs to try and get some sleep.

L.J was surprisingly waiting for you, sitting on the bed.

"Y/N? Could you sit down? There's something I need to tell you," he said in a relatively serious tone.

You sat down and then suddenly tugged on some of his hair.

"Ow! What are you doing?" He yelped.

"Just checking if you're actually Phantom Thief Kid or something. Now what's the problem?"

L.J squirmed, looking like there was something he wanted to say but just couldn't choke out.

"Slenderman found out about our relationship!"

"So? I thought he already knew?"

"He... He forbade me from ever seeing you again! Y/N, I'm sorry but the only way for us to be together is if you turn into a creepypasta yourself!"

You hugged him tightly, being mindful of the claws.

"It'll be okay... I'll do anything for you..."

Laughing Jack sniffled.

"T-that's not all... He also said that you'd have you turn into a terribly typical cliché one with over-descriptive wings, a carved smile like Jeff's, dress up like a goth, kill people by biting their necks and have a really stupid catchphrase!"

"I-I... Are you sure that- But-"

The monochrome clown ducked down and began making a sound that you initially assumed to be crying, but then realized was laugher.

"Just kidding! He thinks that you're a good influence because it means that I'm not around to annoy the other Creepypasta."

You sighed and rolled your eyes.

"L.J... Honestly..."

"Want some candy?" He asked happily, holding out a toffee.

At the Creepypasta Mansion...

All residents who weren't out killing and/or pranking their girlfriends came running to Smiley's room as they heard a bloodcurdling scream.

"Smiley? Open the door!" Masky yelled.

"NO! NO! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"W-w-where's S-S-Slenderman?" Toby stammered, twitching crazily.

"H-he w-went o-out t-to k-kill s-somebody...," Lost Silver stuttered, looking alarmed.

There was another scream which ended in sobbing.

"PLEASE HAVE MERCY! STOP! STOP! AAAAAHHH!"

"Move!"

Glitchy Red pushed past them with Sonic.exe in tow.

"Sonic! Use Spindash!" He commanded.

The blue hedgehog looked at him with a sour expression.

"I'm not a Pokémon you know, buddy."

"Whatever! Just-"

Another pain-filled scream made them jump. It dragged on for far too long and then was drowned out by gurgles.

"SMILEY!"

Sonic.exe took a few steps back before Spindashing into the door.

"It won't work! Something must be blocking it from the other side!"

He suddenly turned around and dashed off.

"Where are you going?"

"To find someone who can bust that thing down!"

He came back five minutes later with L.J in tow.

"Hey! Watch the nose, kiddo!"

The monochrome clown stopped in confusion.

"Huh?"

"W-we h-heard D-D-Doctor S-Smiley s-screaming!" Toby and Silver cried out.

"The door won't open!" Red added.

"We think that he's being tortured to death by something!" Masky screeched.

L.J went over and closed his claws around the doorknob.

He twisted it. There was a sharp click before the door became ajar.

All of the other Creepypasta stood around looking sheepish.

"Oh..."

"So there wasn't anything blocking it after all..."

Then there was a scream. From L.J.

Doctor Smiley was lying on the operating table, tied down by his own restraints.

He had presumably managed to free one hand in his struggle as it was hanging limply off the edge.

His coat was dripping with dark red liquid and an all manner of bloodied scalpels were scattered about.

L.J went running up and bent down.

"Smiley! Come on! Wake up!"

But the not-so-good doctor didn't even open his eyes. He was completely limp.

"W-Who c-could've d-done t-this?" Toby whimpered.

Silver clung onto Red, looking fearful.

"We've gotta go fast and fetch Slendy!" Sonic exclaimed rapidly, zooming off in a blaze of blue light.

"Wait for me!" L.J wailed.

All of the Creepypasta went running off to find help.

Drip... Drop... Drip... Drop...

Smiley's eyes opened as a smirk began forming on his face.

"Those... Those completely and utterly gullible idiots! They didn't even bother checking for a pulse!"

Hysterical laughter echoed throughout the room.

BEN wasn't happy in the morning when he discovered that his stash of (hopefully) fake blood was missing and replaced with a note which only had one thing written on it.

:)

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A/N: So there's the latest chapter, right on time!

I'd really love to know if anybody has added this book to their libraries. Come on! Don't be a phantom reader, only I can be the phantom 'round here! :D

Ta-Ta ~ TheNightPhantom