(Why is this update so late? I honestly have no idea. Bella_tachibara suggested this one, so here's a cookie! (:::) )

Jeff the Killer

Knock! Knock!

"So uh... How should I act?"

"Just do what you normally do when meeting new people."

You opened the door and greeted your best friend with open arms.

"Hi F/N! How have you been?"

"Ah, you know. Bad hair day at the salon; they mixed up my brown dye with the blue."

You decided to pretend not to notice that her hair was now a shocking shade of electric cyan.

"So where's this boyfriend of yours? I'd like to meet him."

"What are you talking about? He's right-"

You turned around, only to see D/N sitting in Jeff's place, looking adorably confused.

The window was wide open, allowing a refreshing breeze to blow in from out-

"Jeffy boy!"

"You told me to do what I normally do when meeting new people!" Came his faint, distant voice.

BEN Drowned... In social awkwardness?

"But I don't wanna meet your best friend..."

"I'll pay you for it."

"Okay!"

He followed you with a cheerful spring in his step, hit with a sudden excitement at meeting your best friend.

Speaking of the devil, he had already let himself inside and made hot chocolate for you two. Yeah, F/N was that kind of person.

BEN chugged down his hot chocolate like it was beer, then tossed the cup over his shoulder and leaned forward to engage in conversation.

"My name is BEN and I'm Y/N's one and only boyfriend!"

"That's nice. How long have you been together for?"

F/N leaned back as BEN clambered onto his lap and peered at his face through a magnifying glass.

"WhO wANts tO KnOw?" He asked creepily, his eyes beginning to bleed again.

"N-Nevermind..."

Dark Link~

"Your best friend is coming over for a visit? How delightful."

"Yep. She's bringing the whole gang along to take a good look at you."

You immediately regretted saying those words the moment they left your mouth.

As the day progressed, Darkness became increasingly nervous up until the doorbell finally rang.

Then he excused himself to the bathroom to "freshen up" and practically ran up the stairs with impressive speed, leaping over the ghost of C/N.

Yes. The elderly ghost of C/N was unexplainably snoozing on the stairs.

Maybe he did it on purpose, in hopes of tripping someone up and causing them to fall to their death. Who knows?

Your crazy group of friends swarmed the lounge, armed with books, video games, DVDs and enough takeaway pizza to last through an apocalypse.

After getting settled and claiming territory, I mean, seats, the interrogation began. While consuming some pizza, of course.

"So where's your boyfriend?"

"Er... He isn't here right now. Had to bail out at the last minute for,.. Reasons."

"Is he fit?"

Your mind wandered back to the pool party, when Darkness hadn't been wearing a shirt.

"Y-Yeah..." Trendy sure thought so...

"How good is he in bed?"

"H-Huh?"

All your other friends were attracted to the sound of your dismayed yelp. They crowded up and started asking some more questions.

"You mean you've never-" she made an obscene hand gesture, "done it before?"

You turned bright pink and tried to unsuccessfully splutter out an answer.

Dark Link was clever enough to spend the rest of their visit out of sight, locked inside the bathroom.

Don't worry. He was thoroughly entertained. How?

By browsing through a collection of BEN's embarrassing baby pictures on his phone, choosing which ones he was going to use for blackmail.

Laughing Lollipop

L.J couldn't weasel his way out of meeting your friend. But he certainly tried.

"I-I think I'm coming down with something deadly and contagious, Y/N!"

"Like what?" You asked in a monotone voice, not believing him one bit.

"Er-Er- I got bitten by a chicken!"

Eyebrows were raised. L.J continued, nodding eagerly.

"It turned out to be a specimen of Youreallygullible! You know, like the one that bit you in scenario sixteen?"

The fourth wall came crashing down. You chuckled at the memory of Smiley's little prank.

"Have you gone to Smiley about it?"

"Y-Yeah! He was the one who diagnosed me and gave me medicine for it!'

"Oh really? Have you got his prescription then? If you show it to me, I'll let this one slide."

The monochrome clown opened his mouth, closed it again, laughed nervously, then disappeared in a burst of candy.

At The Creepypasta Mansion...

Sally skipped out of Smiley's surgery with a bandage around her head.

L.J burst into Smiley's surgery with a bunch of feathers glued to his head.

"Doctor Smiley! Doctor Smiley!"

The not-so-good doctor continued wiping down the examination table, blatantly ignoring him in hopes that he'd go away.

Unfortunately, the monochrome clown wasn't leaving.

"You've gotta write out a sick note for me!"

"A what?"

"A sick note! You've gotta write a sick note saying I've been bitten by a chicken!"

Smiley changed his surgical gloves and swapped his mask for a fresh one.

"Bitten by... A chicken?"

"Bitten by a chicken!"

BEN popped out of the dustbin, holding a tub of KFC barbecued wings.

"I've got chicken!"

Smiley lifted his foot from the pedal, causing the bin's lid to slam shut on the little elf's head.

"You want me to write a doctor's note, saying that you've been bitten by a chicken? Will you leave me alone if I do it?"

L.J nodded eagerly, clasping his clawed hands together.

The not-so-good doctor shrugged his shoulders and sighed.

"Very well then." Crazy clown...

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A/N: Please don't ask me how this thing got so delayed. Personally, I blame sketching.
I promise I'll start picking up the pace!
This new Wattpad layout makes it a nightmare to bold/italic stuff. Yeah, I'll blame it on that. You heard it first here, folks! Blame Wattpad for the lack of scenarios!
Ta-Ta! ~ TheNightPhantom