Romance ahead...

Jeff The... KILLER! THRILLER! TONIGHT!

You and D/N were talking a stroll in the park, although who was walking who was entirely up for debate.

It was just when you passed by the water fountain that you began to feel uneasy.

D/N started growling at something in the bushes.

A startled rabbit went bouncing out.

You were just about to laugh in relief when suddenly somebody grabbed you from behind.

The first instinct was to kick out at his... Um... Yeah. So there you have it, kids. Always aim for the bagpipes.

But the attacker seemed impervious to pain. Uh oh...

"T-this w-will o-only h-hurt a-a l-little b-bit..."

Just before a hatchet came swinging down though your skull, you grabbed him by his arms and threw him to the ground.

The attacker quickly curled up into the fetal position.

"Y-you w-weren't s-supposed t-to d-do t-that!"

Jeff fell out of a nearby tree.

After standing up, he exclaimed.

"I'll save you, Y/N!"

Then he noticed Ticci Toby twitching on the ground.

"Oh nuts..."

"You set him up to this, Jeffery Woods?" You boomed.

Jeff flinched.

"I wanted to impress you! But I forgot about that whole karate black belt thing you've got going there..."

Toby stood up and dusted off.

"I-if i-it's a-alright... I-I'm g-going t-to a-annoy H-Hoodie a-and M-Masky..."

With that, he quickly ran off.

You glared at Jeff, who shrunk back.

"I'm sorry... I just... I just wanted it to be special I guess."

"Special for what?"

Jeff sighed and looked down at his feet.

"Y/N? You're the first person that I've ever considered to be an equal to and so..."

"Spit it out. I have to find D/N because he/she ran off after that rabbit."

"Will you go out with me?" He blurted out, changing to a deep shade of crimson.

You rolled your eyes.

"I would've said yes no matter what. Now help me find my damn dog!"

Jeff's cut smile became even wider than before when you had first let him into the house.

BEN Drowned... In tomato purée?

You were having a serious crisis. Life or death serious.

Your favorite Pokémon movie was being shown on TV... And you couldn't decide if you wanted to eat popcorn, ice cream or pizza.

C/N had switched sides and now spent most of his/her time around the neighbors.

Traitor.

But to be fair, BEN had tried to run them over with a truck.

You paced up and down, pondering on the choices and picking up the phone several times only to put it down a moment later.

Suddenly the T.V began swimming.

Slowly, BEN emerged feet first.

"What are you-"

You cut off as you realized that he was carrying a towering mountain of popcorn and ice cream tubs while balancing several pizza boxes on his head.

"All... For you Y/N!"

You hasted to help the little elf set everything down on the table.

BEN sat next to you as Pikachu scampered around onscreen in the midst of an attack against the opposing Pokémon.

You noticed that he seemed to be getting closer and closer until finally he was practically sitting on your lap.

"BEN? Is there something you need to tell me?"

The elf took a deep breath.

"If you were any Pokemon in the world, you would be a Milotic. Your eyes sparkle brighter than a Starmie and your voice is more melodic than a Meloetta."

You were left quite speechless.

"Y/N... You captured my heart like a level one Magicarp in a Masterball. Be mine?"

BEN was immediately scooped up into a huge hug.

"Yes! Yes of course! That was the most geeky and romantic thing I've ever heard!"

Dark Linkeh

You had been having a wonderful day of shopping at the mall and was admiring the colorful array of clothing that had been brought.

Truthfully, before Dark Link had pointed it out, you had worn nothing but black.

Now that was about to change. You were over your cheating ex.

The doorbell rang thrice in a row impatiently.

You abandoned the sorting of shopping and rushed downstairs, a little hopeful that it was another sweet gift.

What you found was definitely not a gift. Not a sweet one either.

It was your lying ex-boyfriend, who smelt like cigarettes and had that hussy stroking his arm like it was a tiger pelt.

"Hey babe..."

"I'm not your babe anymore. What do you want?"

"Just came here cause I knew that you'd be desperate for someone to love you."

He was truly revolting. Plus the other woman was practically smearing his cheek with her bright red lipstick.

You were about to slam the door in his face when an arm wrapped around you.

"She's already taken," a familiar voice said with disgust.

E/B/N glared at Dark Link before turning around and stumbling off down the path.

"You haven't seen the last of me, Y/N!"

In delivering his speech, he failed to see a pothole and tripped over, bringing down his new girlfriend with him.

Dark Link carefully closed the door and looked at you.

"Y/N?"

"Y-yes?"

"Could I have the honor of taking you out on a date?"

You accepted his request in a fluttering heartbeat.

Shrieking Jack... No... Still ain't right...

Somehow, Laughing Jack thought it would be a nice gesture to order some Chinese takeaway for you and deliver it personally.

You didn't understand what he was doing it for but shrugged and started eating anyway, sprinkling a little powdered sugar into your chow mein.

L.J turned away and blushed every single time he looked at you.

The bandages had finally been taken off his swirly cone nose.

When it came to opening the fortune cookies, the monochrome clown was practicality squirming in his seat.

You still didn't get it until you opened your fortune.

"Y/N... Repeat this sentence; Will you go out with me?" You read out with a puzzled expression.

"Of course I will!" L.J beamed, giving you a sideways peck on the cheek before bashfully running back to his box.

Unbeknownst to you, he tripped over his own feet in the hallway and... Yep.

At the Creepypasta Mansion of Creepiness...

Slenderman teleported around, asking the various creepypasta if they had seen Doctor Smiley.

"Nope."

"Haven't seen him."

"I-I d-d-didn't e-either!"

"I thought he was in his room."

"Woof."

"Want a kidney?"

"I'm beating my high score!"

"Go. To. SLEEP!"

Slenderman ducked as Jeff's knife embedded itself in the wall behind him.

He carefully closed the door with one tentacle and made up his mind to never disturb Jeff's beauty sleep ever again.

Meanwhile...

Doctor Smiley was hiding in the broom closet with a pillow and blanket.

"Finally... I can... Sleep without... Interruption," he sighed in content.

Just minutes after the not-so-good doctor had closed his eyes, the closet door was pulled open.

"Smiley! Smiley! My nose! It's got a dent in it!"

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A/N: I know that my schedule is supposed to be just one chapter daily but I'm just so happy that almost fifty people have taken the time to look at my book! ~ TheNightPhantom