Jeff the Killer

You were taking D/N out for a walk around the block when somebody suddenly jumped out of the bushes with a bag of Cheetos.

"Want one?" The filthy man said with a wide grin, showing off disgustingly decayed teeth.

"Er... No thanks. I'm good."

He suddenly dropped the Cheetos on your dog's head and made a lunge for you.

You, of course, responded with a combo of kicks and punches in rapid succession.

The would-be-assulter stumbled back, tripped over his own feet, and fell into a nearby ditch.

D/N was happily munching away on the Cheetos so you quickly pulled him/her away from the bag and kept on walking like nothing had ever happened.

Jeff, who had been leaning on a lamp post watching the entire thing, began slowly clapping.

BEN Drowned... In kitty litter?

(Note: This is a bit long and different but I've been dying to write it)

You and BEN were watching a movie together with popcorn and ice cream.

Suddenly there was a loud thumping sound coming from the attic.

BEN pretended not to hear it but you were instantly worried for the safety of your gaming devices and stood up to check it out.

"Y/N? Where are you going?"

"Just gonna check up on that noise real quick."

"It's probably just the cat."

"That's what they always say right before they find out that it's a deranged serial killer," you said firmly.

BEN snorted and turned back to the T.V.

"Oh the irony..."

After a quick trip upstairs, your torch light shone upon...

"C/N!"

It was your traitorous cat who had tried to kill you.

Relief washed over you.

"You're right, BEN! It's just-"

Suddenly the cat jumped onto the bookshelf and swatted a rope which was tied to a hook.

The rope came undone and a noose fell over your head, tightening around your neck.

"What the-"

C/N began pulling one end and backing away, causing the rope to begin lifting.

You were beginning to see black spots swimming in your vision as the noose began choking you.

BEN came upstairs because you missed his favorite part of the movie and was dumbstruck by the sight in front of him.

"B-BEN! The cat's... Trying to kill me!" You choked out.

The little elf quickly drew out a sword, thought about it then sheathed it, dragged over a stool, stood on top of it, drew out the sword again, and sliced through the rope.

Your feet hit the ground and you began gulping in oxygen like it was going out of style. (Yeah... That doesn't really make any sense, does it?)

The cat let out a yowl of terror when BEN threw the sword at it. And then the stool to boot.

C/N streaked out through the window and disappeared into the darkness.

"Y/N! Are you alright?"

"My bloody cat just tried to kill me... No I'm not alright!"

After ten minutes of hyperventilating, one emergency call to the RSCPA, four tubs of your favorite ice cream and countless words of comfort from BEN later, you were feeling much better.

Le Darkness of Link

(Just warning ya that this one is long too)

You and Dark Link were sitting together on the couch, cuddling while watching cartoons.

It might've seemed childish, but both of you were quite content with watching Tom chase Jerry around onscreen.

Ding!

You received a text message from your best friend. It went something like this:

My cat just tried to kill me and BEN is making chocolate cupcakes at 9 PM to cheer me up. Watch your back 'cause I think C/N might be prowling around your backyard. #Idontknowanymore.

You texted back with only one word.

Ding!

*Don't.

Ding!

Grammar Nazi...

You heard a little chuckle and realized that Dark Link was reading over your shoulder.

"Dark!"

"Don't worry, Y/N. I'll protect you from any... *snicker* killer cats."

He kissed you on the cheek before going back to watching the television.

You mischievously snatched the hat off his head and sprang up.

"Catch me if you can!"

"Y/N!"

You had to admit that he looked cute with his messy white hair.

Dark Link was about to snatch his hat back when he tripped over his sword, which had been lying on the floor for... Whatever reason.

You took this as an opportunity to run like the wind.

Once in the kitchen, you quickly shut the door and used a chair to jam the handle.

The door was banged on by a fist.

"Y/N! Give me my hat back!"

"No way! You look awesome without it!"

You giggled at the loud groan that came afterwards and turned around to escape through the window.

There was already a cat lying across the sill.

With a pang of horror, you realized that it was F/N's feline. The one that had tried to kill her and somehow almost succeeded.

The cat seemed to give you an evil look as it leisurely went over to the sink and turned on the tap by swatting at it.

You were confused until you realized that the drain was blocked and the water was beginning to overflow.

"Is that cat seriously trying to DROWN me?" You yelped, dropping the hat.

Dark Link heard you and started throwing himself at the door.

"Y/N! What's going on in there?"

The cat seemed to realize that you were immune to the effects of the evil water and changed tactics.

It knocked over a jar full of pepper, which crashed onto the counter and blinded you.

You stumbled back and slipped on the water, falling flat on your behind.

The whole world seemed to be spinning.

"Y/N! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE I AM TO BREAKING DOWN THIS DOOR!"

The evil cat began knocking down plates and glasses, which shattered all around and sent hazardous glass shards flying everywhere.

"D-Dark!" You yelled.

A sword went right through the door and destroyed it by the hinges.

Dark went running up the ramp and jumped at the crazy cat, sword swinging in an arc.

Whoosh!

You luckily couldn't see what happened next but the crashes were abruptly replaced with a splash and dripping sounds.

Drip... Drip... Drip...

Dark Link carried you back to the lounge and called an ambulance while texting your best friend with the other hand.

Don't bother worrying about the psychopathic cat. It's been beheaded.

Sneezing Jack... Almost...

L.J wasn't taking anymore risks and now walked around with an ice cream cone glued to his nose.

"It's for protection!" Was his excuse when you raised an eyebrow.

"Oh honestly L.J... Sometimes I think that you love that swirly nose more than me..," you muttered under your breath.

Unfortunately, L.J heard you and began getting into defensive mode. About his nose.

"It's just really special to me, okay Y/N?"

"It's just your blooming nose, L.J! You're treating it like a sacred treasure and quite frankly, it's annoying as hell!"

The argument ended with L.J slapping you over the face, his claws leaving a nasty scratch.

The monochrome clown recoiled in horror.

"Y-Y/N! I'm so sorry!"

But you had already run outside with tears streaming down your face, making the scratches sting even worse.

"Y/N!"

You were too upset to listen.

Suddenly a car rounded the corner and went zooming down the street with a drunken Jeff behind the wheel and a terrified BEN clinging onto the back bumper.

L.J jumped in front of you and pushed you out of the way. You both rolled onto the pavement in a daze.

Slenderman was teleporting after the car. Toby, Hoodie, Masky and Smile Dog all were running after him.

"J-J-JEFF!"

"You're going to crash!"

"Hang on, BEN!"

"Woof!"

You sat up and shook your head to snap out of the dizziness. The pavement felt strangely soft and comfy..."

"Y/N?"

With a startled yelp, you realized that you were sitting on top of L.J.

"Sorry!"

He moaned in pain and sat up as you quickly scooted away.

You clapped a hand over your mouth in horror.

"Your nose!"

L.J's swirly cone nose was completely squashed. The ice cream cone had fallen off upon impact.

He felt it with one hand before bursting into tears.

You quickly went over and cradled the wailing clown.

"Shh... It's okay... The doctor will be able to fix it..."

"N-no! It's not okay! I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, my sweet gummy bear! I hurt you and it's all because of my stupid nose!"

"It's alright L.J... I forgive you...," you wheezed as he hugged you tightly.

You didn't want to mention it but his claws were digging into your skin.

L.J wouldn't stop crying until you offered him a big swirly lollipop.

"F-for me?"

"Yes. Now dry those tears and come back inside. It's starting to rain."

The killer clown sniffled but started licking the lollipop while following you back inside.

You never did find out if Jeff crashed that car or not.

At the abode of all creepypasta...

Slenderman teleported to the living room where Dark Link was lying on the couch, playing Pokémon on his gameboy and having a conversation with Lost Silver.

The faceless creepypasta dropped a sopping wet Jeff on the rug before disappearing again to fish BEN and his car out of the lake.

Doctor Smiley tiredly came downstairs, rubbing his eyes.

"Mmmph..."

"Welcome back to hell," Dark Link deadpanned.

Eyeless Jack came in from the kitchen with an armload of kidneys.

"What the-"

Jeff rolled onto his back, still giggling and trying to play tic-tac-toe with his toes.

Eyeless just backed away and quickly went up the stairs.

Slenderman teleported back in with BEN, who was clinging onto his arm for dear life and shivering violently.

"The horror... The horror...," he murmured as he was plonked down next to Dark.

Dark Link just reached over and tossed a towel at him.

Smiley yawned again as he went back upstairs to his room.

Less than a moment after he had opened the door, L.J popped up right in front of him.

The monochrome clown giggled nervously and wrung his hands together.

The doctor covered his face with his hands and then slowly pulled them down, hoping that it was an illusion.

"Doctor Smiley...?"

"Just get on the table."

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A/N: Oh my! 300 reads? This calls for an early chapter!

Coming up next: He Tries to do Something Nice

See you tomorrow, my dear readers!

~ TheNightPhantom