Hoodie, walking into the lounge where all the pastas are: I have an announcement
Masky: Not This shit again
Hoodie: All pastas are the same.
Jeff: you mean us or the food?
Hoodie: the food. Try it. You put spaghetti sauce on macaroni, what's it gonna taste like? Fuckin' spaghetti *crazy hand signals* .No, no, there are a few exceptions, some are made with wheat, some have egg on them, but the basic foundation of pastas is the same. Fight me, fight me, fight me right now, we can fight, I will shut up right now and we will fight.
Jane: Hoodie you're drunk, go to bed.
Masky: actually he's been sober for three years now, this is just his mind set.

From Jane taking to the end was made up but I did have a full on half hour argument with my friend about pasta once.