well....i have no freaking idea why i am telling you this,but......

it all started when i had a best friend,named Vladimir.we did everything together and all the stupid stuff a 10 years old can do with her new 12-years old best friend.1 year later,we had a sleepover at my house,and my parents were home.he went in the kitchen,and....picked me up,putting me in my parents bedroom.he tied my on a chair.

Tom:what the...

I had to watch my parents being tortured to death,by this serial killer psyhopath and i couldnt do anything to save them.it was....pfoa horrible.then,he grabbed my 10 years old little sister,Nicky, the other girl who came here,and tried to kill her,the same way.needless to say,she was unharmed.why?actually....i dont really know the answer 100% myself.

Tom:ouch

The only thing i remember,is my hair becoming fire,and getting really angry,and starting to punch the mothafucka.then,i tried to keep Nicky protected,but it was hard.he was a vampire....stupid idiot....THen he became really mad,and threw some fire on the house,and he flew away.me and Nicky couldnt save anything,we could barely save ourselves.

Tom:jeez.....

After that......well.... we had to stay at an orphanage...avery dirty orphanage,full of bullys and retarded saff....so just imagine how it was for a 11 and a 10 years old little girls,who had weird different style,and scary music,who didnt believe in God and were complete outlaws...horror...

Now...i can only say i got the worse,cuz i usually got my sisters daily beating too,but that doesnt matter anymore,right?

Tom:yeah...i would have done the same with my little brother.

me:see.....so....when i finally became 16,i went to do jobs,and Nicky got too,and after 2 years we were able to buy a small apartament.and now....that i had a better job,and she did too....we were able to buy this house,and now.....you know.

Tom:i can sense some worry in your tone

me:i...well...umm....Nicky told me she has a new friend,named Vladimir.and i am concerned about him.....it is a big possibility to be the same f*cker

Tom:but...wouldnt she remember him?

me:nope.she remembers only the 13 years old innocent boy,not the 25 years old dude.

Tom:well....i can say i know a vampire named Vladimir too....he was a family friend.our family is the royal family from the North,and his was the royal family from the South.Our family was the highest one in the rank,you know,the North!and...we were friends with the ones from the West and East. Vladimir made everyone think he was by our side,and he killed our parents and relatives.now nobody knows who is still alive from the Northeren Royal Family,so Vladimir is the....umm.....king,let's say.

me:but...what about you and your brother?don't you have a word to say?

Tom:we were supposed to be dead.

me:so?you will "slap" him in the face when he sees you!

Tom:yeah....the bed part is...The Southeren Royal Family is the highest in rank,and the West and East are like...prisoners....it was our job to help them but...we failed

me:dont think like that....i...have an idea.the elders still remember who you are,even if you were rangers for a long time....and...they will say something,right?

Tom:well...there is this thing...if a small amount of people will say something that will make the king angry,he would be beheaded...

me:annnnnd lemme guess.when your....father was the king,nobody was beheaded and there were no wars,right?

Tom:wars?there havent been any wars between vampires since...the Great Schism from the 1054. we were very peaceful.but yes,there were no beheaded people.everybody loved our father...

me:i think....you should do something.enter in the West Royal Family,and tell them the plan,then on the East, and do something!a revolution!you CAN do this!

Tom:yeah.me and who?

me:your brother will be there!

Tom:i can't risk my brother;s life!plus,i am the rightful descendent,because i am the big brother,i have responsabilities and I promised our parents i will take care of my little brother

me:i promised my parents i will take care of Nicky too...i...I will come with you.

Tom:haha.you?a human with no special abilities?

me:*mocking him,hair on fire,eyes blood red*yes me,a stupid filthy human with no special abilities who was able to tame a stupid vampire and has epic ninja skills!*normal,frustrated voice*YES ME!

Tom:*glare*hmmm...fine.but if we get in trouble,i blame you

me:FINE.so be it.

3:=3(look! a cow!)

*RING RING*

-?-:RAVEN I AM HERE WITH VLAD!OPEN THE DOOR!

me:*mutters curses*go to your brother.I AM COMING!cool...im not dressed properly...

i open the door.my nightmare is fulfilled

Nicky:HI TWINNIE*hugs me*

me:HEEY!!*hugs back*is this Vlad?

Nicky:yeppers!i am going to my room.come Vlad!

me:cool

i go in my room and dress in----->

i go in the attic and see Tom talking to Bill

me:well...hey

Tom+Bill:hey.

Tom:what are you...?

me:i am an Awkward Turtle.problems?

Tom:no...

Bill:cool!

me:well thank you.

Tom:so what happened?

me:it's real.the nightmare...the horror.....

Bill:what happened?

Tom+me:Vladimir from the Southern Royal Family is in this house,possibly trying to kill us!

BIll:who?!?!?!

me:yep

Bill:we are doomed

Tom:Raven had a plan....kinda good for a human

me:*cough* I AM HERE,BIATCH!

Tom:yea yeah.so she has this plan.....*saying the plan*

Bill:cool!im in!

Tom:NO!you CANT!as the king of all the royal families,i forbid you!

me:stahp.you....messed it a HELL lot.Tom:what?

Bill:that is INSANE!you arent even the king yet,and you still act like one!if i want to help our kin to be saved,then i will help too!

me:told ya!

Tom:but!but!i dont want to lose you!

Bill:who said something about losing me?I am coming,even id you want it,or not.

Tom:grrrr.....fine!

Bill:YAAY!

me:i only have to call my sister

Bill:Nicky?*hope in eyes*

me:that's her!

Bill*eyes lit up*YEA!

Tom+me:O.o....ok..

Bill:O///O

*calling Nicky*

me:come.now.in.the.attic.ALONE

Nicky:but...but...fine!

-she comes-

me:remember who killed our family?you are staying with the dude

Nicky:WHAT?impossible!

me:he is a vampire.like this dudes.

she looks confused at the twins,and when she lands the eyes on Bill,their eyes light up with joy

me:i sense love at first sight here....

Tom:me too....

me:SO! as I WAS SAYING!we have to help them become the rightful kings of the whole vampire kin.

Nicky:cool....how do we do that?

me:we.....*telling the plan*

Nicky:cool...so what are we waiting for?lets go!

me:well..dont forget who's here....

NIcky:oh...i will tell him to go.

me:I come with you.

Nicky:please!

-down-

me:Well...Vlad..it was a cool meeting,but you have to go.i really need to relax,and Nicky has too.tomorrow we have something important to do,and we wake up REALLY early...soo.BYE!

Vlad:ok...bye

*the twins come down*

me:well...let us pack,and we are ready to go.

Nicky:what will you pack?

me:does any of you have money to buy food?or to change clothes?

Bill:well...we are kinda rich

Tom:rich?dude...we are FILTHY rich!we have everything our relatives gave us for the past 400 years!

me:how old are you?

Tom+Bill:483

me+Nicky:figures

Bill:let's go

Tom+me+Nicky:leggo