Fact #161:

If you are a woman who is:

very old, very young, completely broke, rich, single, stubborn, hangs out with other women, has ever had an argument, has too many children, has no children, has a birthmark, or has had milk turn sour in your fridge

you would be classified as a witch in 1692.

Ahh I qualify as so many of these xD I'm young, broke, single, and had milk turn sour in the fridge. Ah i also hang out with other females and have no children xD