Inspired by Hello_Im_Crazy279 and GrayCookies

This is text from her Kenny x Reader book.  "As you headed for the door, you heard a familiar voice whimpering from the corner of the classroom. When you looked over, there sat Tweek, covering hus face as Craig seemingly yelled at him.

Talk about an abusive relationship"

This is what would happen if Canon Craig showed up.

"Woahwoahwoahwoah- WOAH! What the fuck do you think you're doing?" Canon Craig asked clearly pissed off. "I'm teaching him a lesson! He shouldn't piss me off like that!" Fanon Craig yelled "Your gay ass need to calm it down." Canon Craig rolled his eyes "I'm not a faggot!" Fanon Craig yelled.

"Sure. And I don't love my Guinea Pig. But dude, do you really want your Tweek to love you?" He asked "What? Of course he loves me. He just needs to learn where his place is." Fanon Craig grumbled and Canon Craig quickly shook his head. "Maybe he does. But if you follow my simple instructions he'll love you even more." "He already does! Now fuck off faggot!" Fanon Craig screeched.

"Don't make me call my Tweek. He doesn't like seeing people yell at me or attempt to hurt me. He will go badshit crazy on your ass. He even scares me sometimes." Canon Craig shivered a bit but quickly shook it off. "If you really want to have a good relationship with your Tweek you need to tone down the yelling. Sure, arguments are good for the relationship but you have to be sweet to him. Give him a few babes and honeys here and there. Make sure he's happy. And when he's having a panic attack that's when you really have to be there for him. Make sure he's okay, and calm him down." Canon Craig explained as Fanon Craig kinda stood there.

"A-Are you sure that's gonna work?" He mumbled "Of course! It works for me. Just stop being such an asshole and have a good relationship moments with him once in a while and you two will be fine." Canon Craig gave him a smile as Fanon Craig smiled back and nodded. "Okay, I trust you. I'll go apologize to him." "See! You're getting the hang of it already. See ya." He waved at him as he waved back and walked back to Fanon Tweek quickly apologizing like he said he would. Canon Craig sighed in relief "My work here is done." and walked off proudly.

THE END