Craig and Tweek looked at each other "We-....We're not actually in a relationship right?" Craig stated. "What?" Clyde questioned "Yeah, we're just doing it so the-Ack! town won't fall apart." Tweek added. "Awww, you two would've been a cute couple." Clyde smiled. "No Clyde, We're not gay...." Craig sighed "I know, I know! I'm just saying." Clyde rolled his eyes.

"We're actually not dating!" Craig yelled "You literally just called him Babe and Honey." Clyde stated "So it's convincing!" "YOU'RE HOLDING HANDS!" "SO IT'S CONVINCING!" "OKAY FINE!"

"Clyde. I swear to the lord." "You guys just fucking kissed!" Clyde yelled "It's all for show Clyde!" Craig shouted.
Clyde: I CALL BULLSHIT!

"Guys.....We're dating for real now."
Clyde: I FUCKING CALLED IT BITCHES YOU WERE IN DAMN DENIAL AND I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!
Craig: SHUT UP CLYDE!