Today BTS decided to give me an off day, I'm thankful. So before I started my day, I snuck in their room. I decided to be a child, my plan was to prank them.

I'm started with the youngest, Jungkook. I know for a fact he hates to have his hair dyed, I know tragedy right. I don't care, the old ass ahjussi's need to lighten the fuck up.

I think he looks rather cute with dyed hair, red suits him quiet nice. Next is Taehyung Oppa, I didn't do anything to tragic. I just have him hair extensions look:

Isn't he lovely? I'm on a role, I don't know what to do to chimchim yet. I'll skip him and go to, Jhope Oppa. I replaced all of his sprite drinks with berry sparkling water, not very creative but still.

I went one to Namjoon Oppa, dang he is a light sleeper. But with a steady hand, I wrote Jin's Bitch all over his face. I snapped a picture, can't really see it tho cause it's still dark out.

I ran to the kitchen I messed with Jin Oppa's spices, I mixed up his precious spices, like I switched the fish sauce and the soy sauce. Then I switched the powdered sugar with flour, I switched the salt with the sugar.

I heard noises, so I hid in the hall closet. The door opened and it was both Jimin & Yoon-gi Oppa, I hid in the far back. Thank god they didn't see me, I heard the front door close and their foot steps fade.

Dammit looks like they won't be getting pranked on, I ran back to Jin's room and carefully slid the marker in his hand. I grabbed my shoes and let myself out the balcony sliding door, I was about to climb over the ledge when I heard a cough. Dammit, I didn't hear them come back in.

It was Jimin & Yoon-gi Oppa, Its not a far jump. I threw my shoes over, I said "Next time be ready to get pranked!" I giggled and flipped off the ledge.

I hear them yell out, as I land with a splash. I made it to my room, I grabbed my clothes and other things. Making a mad dash for Reign's room, I banged on her door. "YAH, let me in. You just missed the best pranks!"

My phone went off, it was Yoon-gi Oppa. "Yeoboseyo, This is Melody! Oppa, how can I help you?"

"Meet us for breakfast, downstairs in 10 minutes and we won't tell them you did It!"

I laugh in the phone, I left Reign's room. Walking quietly to our floor, they were standing outside their door.

I stopped behind them, I tapped Jimin on the shoulder and he freaked. I did a backflip fail landing on my back in a fit of laughter, "It's too late they should know it's me I left them evidence, notes and I sent them pictures!"

"You mean these?" They show me everything.

"H-how.. d-did y.. y-you?"

"Easy you and Kookie almost wear the same scent, and your shoes were by the front door. We just couldn't find you!"

"Oh, I saw both you tho, Jimin Oppa grabbed a red bomber jacket and Yoon-gi Oppa grabbed the black one with skulls! I was hiding in the closet, oh and don't eat anything that Jin Oppa cooks today!"

"Alright, I'm out I have things to do. I'll see you later, go ahead tell I don't mind I'll take full blame. Its just you guys are little too uptight sometimes, learn to loosen up."

"Wait, why didn't we get pranked?"

I looked at Jimin Oppa, "I couldn't think of anything to do to you actually. I turned to Yoon-gi Oppa, you woke up simple as that."

Play Song

I pressed the elevator button, I started singing Ne-Yo's Mad. As the elevator door opened, I continued singing. I waved, the doors were going to close. But a foot stopped it, "I thought you said you didn't sing?"

"I never said I couldn't, I only said I don't sing! Theirs a huge difference, make sure you pay close attention to what I say or do from now on."

I squeeze between them, I go on my tippy toes and kiss each of them on cheek. I skip to the stairs, bye now.

Day 3, surprise the crap out of them.