questions for lucas:

     q from leejaehv:
— date renjun already!

yukhei: we're already dating!!!

    q from juststranger3
— can you tell me ur secret on how to be so damn tall?

yukhei: milk 😳 that, and i jumped a lot as a kid due to basketball, so maybe that's the secret! it's especially effective every new years day at 12am. start jumping and don't stop for a whole minute. then you'll grow a foot taller!

     q from kxaaii
— you do know you're a frat boy rught

yukhei: i've been in college for 2 years i am fully aware 🗿

     q from jenojams
— would you date renjun? do you want him? would you kiss him for $10,000? KISS HIM YOU COWARD.

yukhei: we're already fucking but if you're offering money i'll gladly take it 😁

     q from fleursunggie
— how many hands do you need to hold the universe serious question

yukhei: i can hold the universe with 2 hands because that's how many hands i need to hold renjun also i only have 2 hands

     questions for mark

     q from lvnariqv
— yo dream?

mark: i had a dream of baekhyun from exo last night actually we were on stage together performing one of his songs haha i was rapping

     q from rei0325
— yo mark do u miss jeno, maybe even a little?

mark: i think we all miss jeno. we've been friends since middle school, so it's weird to not have him around even if he is within arms reach of us. so yeah, i do miss jeno. i'll talk to him eventually.

     q from fleursunggie
— call me when the beatles contribute to music as much as you have when you're horny </3

mark: ... i'm sorry what

     q from tesaneekim
— wear barrettes more

mark: sure! but why?

     q from juststanger3
— how come your ass is way better than mine?

mark: squats haha i train at the gym sometimes when i'm bored

   questions for dejun

     q from -j3onjk
— are you a slytherin

dejun: see i don't care for hp at all but i took that quiz on pottermore and have been a self proclaimed slytherin and nothing can take that title away from me

     q from fleursunggie
— would you consider yourself a short king mama ey?

dejun: chances are i'm taller than you so no

     q from twoguysinahottub
— are you only here to cause chaos?

dejun: i genuinely don't know what you mean

     q from kxaaii
— um you are trying to kill me and i know it

dejun: sorry??

     q from nananofun
— i love you, but get away from jeno's man

dejun: jeno's man? jaemin is single. last time i checked, no one owns him. :-)

   questions for renjun

     q from -j3onjk
— what's one of your favorite things to paint/draw

renjun: hmmm.... scenery. i like to go to the beach on breaks and paint in the summer or draw on the park on campus. drawing animated characters is fun as well!! here's something that i drew in middle school i still have to scan everything else❤️

     q from juststanger3
— who do you think is a worthy opponent (dreamies) when it comes to the roof top fight?

renjun: i'm not entirely sure what you mean by dreamies, but if i could fight anyone in my group of friends it would be jaemin and mark. jaemin because he needs some sense knocked into him and mark because he gets on my nerves sometimes talking about donghyuck giving him good top. i still love them though <3

     q from jenojammms
— IN ALL SERIOUSNESS would you kiss yukhei or are you a coward (date him) or else i'll sue you

renjun: xuxi told me he got a similar question and... i'm not posting our sex tape here. of course, things have happened behind the scenes. we couldn't date when we were in high school, but we worked those things out. i don't mean to sound rude, that's not my goal here, but please be horny somewhere else. we're not cowards and we won't kiss to entertain you or feed your fantasies. i apologize.

     q from fleursunggie
— would you consider yourself a godly man?

renjun: it depends.

     q from chippiechippie
— do you know how perfect you are?

renjun: ahh... no, but that is very flattering!!! thank you!! <3

   questions for jeno

     q from juststranger3
— are you real?

jeno: baby i'm not even here. i'm a haloosinaysheeon

     q from kxaaii
— if you could eat anything like plastic or a table what would you eat?

jeno: okay, so it's not plastic i don't think but have you ever seen aquarium gravel? like, the colorful ones? yeah, i'd eat those 😁

     q from -j3onjk
— yo can you teach me some tricks in basketball?

jeno: my skills are pretty rough, but i think i could? how am i supposed to teach you though🧍🏻‍♂️

     q from nananofun
— any ideas on how you're going to explain to jaemin?

jeno: uh i think i'll just hold back from it. it won't do too much good anymore... i haven't properly talked to jaemin and my old friends in what feels like months. i don't think anything will or would change. lucas, jiwoo, and yeeun are all i really have and surprisingly, i'm okay with that.

     q from kristunique
— to explain to nana you could: tell him, ... leave him a post it note on his phone or something, text it to him, whisper in his ear, tell him like a normal person, tell your old friends to tell him, spam him, stalk him and tell him, sing it over his favorite song and send it to him, tell him, tell hyunjin to tell him, drug him and tell him, once again, tell him like a normal person, shout it at him, or just.. not.. tell him.

jeno: ... i will not be drugging jaemin. if he doesn't want to know, i won't force it on him. he looks happy now and i don't want to be selfish and take that away from him. thank you for all of you... suggestions, but imll just go with the last one.

   questions for donghyuck

     q from kxaaii
— what is the most bratty thing you have ever done

donghyuck: most of the bratty things i've done are to mark whether i'm looking up at him or he's looking down at me if you catch my drift

     q from jenojamms
— what do mark's lips taste like? tell me or i'll find out myself

donghyuck: i will beat you the fuck up a body has been discovered headass

     q from fleursunggie
— do you think tony the tiger is a twink? yes or no

donghyuck: does this man look like a twink to you

     q from -j3onjk
— how are you so confident

donghyuck: the more you call yourself hot in the mirror the more you start to believe it. + mark complements me a lot. if you don't feel confident, complement yourself more. sooner or later, you'll start to believe it and not give a rats ass about what other people think.

     q from juststranger3
— how to be a badass?

donghyuck: okay so you have to have the first name donghyuck and last name lee there u go

   q for jaemin

     q from -j3onjk
— i thought you hated artificially flavored strawberry things?

jaemin: and i do! but i was not gonna let jisung throw his cake away and waste the thing jeno bought for me.

     q from kxaaii
— ur a cutie. handsome, amazing, show stopping, most beautiful person ever and everyone is ugly compared to you but you are very stupid😔🥺💞💞💓

jaemin: how am i supposed to reply to that 🧍🏻‍♂️

     q from fleursunggie
— not a question but just some advice- never date mr. struggle

jaemin: i could name a mr. struggle in my life right now and it sure as hell isn't jisung or mark

     q from kristunique
— i understand you're scared, but is that really the only reason you don't wanna hear jeno's explanation?

jaemin: you try sitting and thinking about the fact you made a scene over something because your boyfriend was neglecting you, finding out it was because he was with a girl, making a scene over something that could've easily been explained, and then finding out your boyfriend, or in my case ex, left before i could even calm down and ask. bitch, i'm not scared, i'm embarrassed to hear the reasoning. jeno's mentioned his parents were business people in the past and there's a big chance he just went with them to god knows where for gits and shiggles. i'd like to know, but i also want to spare myself the embarrassment.

     q from shreyatrivedi
— give a chance to jeno pls nana

jaemin: no comment,,,,

   questions for chenle

     q from juststranger3
— what is 3x3

chenle: you know at first i was gonna say 6 but then i thought ab it more and it's 9 right

     q from nananofun
— is your favorite song dolphin by oh my girl?

chenle: oh my god not the dolphin comparisons again i don't know who oh my girl is please leave me alone i'm begging you

     q from -j3onjk
— can you scream louder than how you would usually scream?

chenle: well i only recently have been doing one type of screaming and i will not be going into detail next question

     q from fleursunggie
— if john quiñones slid into your dms what would you do

chenle: i'd try to fuck that man come on he has BANK

that net worth may not seem like a lot but to a college student with nearly nothing after his parents cut off funds to his bank acc? that is a LOT. so john if ur reading this HEYYYYYY😏😏😏😏😏😏

     q from kristunique
— do you stan oh my girl?

chenle: no who the fuck are you talking about

   questions for jisung

     q from rei0325
— do you miss jeno? if so, what do you miss most about him?

jisung: ah, a 2 in 1 i see👁 i miss stealing his phone and filling his gallery up with selfies until his storage runs out <///3 cause then he'd chase me around campus😭 that's how we used to work out as kids❤️

     q from zoeeeehi
— hey, so uh— BABY

jisung: who the fuck are you

     q from norenminenthusiast
— dude can we be friends?

jisung: yknow i just feel as if i were actually lonely, i could do better than you😚 ur @ gave me a stroke mianhabkneedar

     q from juststranger3
— can u make a clone of yourself and make that clone my friend thx

jisung: no? literally who r u. if i had a clone, that clone would go to chenle because having 2 jisung's is better than one

     q from fleursunggie
— heyyyyt

jisung: didn't u dump me for a white boy in another universe also i don't speak simp next

   questions for taeil

     q from juststanger3
— how are u and baby jae?

taeil: we're doing just fine!!! jaehyun and i moved in together and we got a dog named boba! thank you for asking!

     q from honeyyoons
— favorite food?

taeil: takoyaki, watermelon, and green tea cake! i also enjoy peaches (courtesy of jae), pizza, and chicken☺️

     q from nananofun
— favorite song?

taeil: hmmm, there're a lot! but at the moment, i'm really enjoying robbers by the 1975 and never not by lauv 💓

   q from kxaaii
— ur a cutie

taeil: thank you!!!💞💞

     q from fleursunggie
— let's say hypothetically someone accidentally sent u a meme in a message that said it was ab ur friend, what would you do?

taeil: that's a tough one... it depends on the meme but also who sent it! plus, who it was about. i don't think it would be a big deal though. things like that are supposed to be funny! that's what nana said at least🥰

   questions for jaehyun

     q from juststanger3
— did kevun come to ur bday party?

jaehyun: no </3

     q from kristunique
— you've lived in america for 4 years... but is that really why you're here?

jaehyun: good question. i don't know either. i really was only there as a kid so— i think i'm overthinking this...

     w from kxaaii
— there's something wrong with my cellphone. it doesn't have your number in it.

jaehyun: YOOOOOO that was smooth as FUCK you should really get that fixed doe

     q from fleursunggie
— let's say hypothetically you were in college and you lived in a dorm and ur neighbor was playing sad music really loud, what would you do?

jaehyun: cry with them. bold of you to think i didn't do that in college and got a sound complaint from im jaebum next door😭😭

   questions for yeeun

     q from -j3onjk
— this is stupid but WHY CAN I SEE YOU AS NICO YAZAWA

yeeun: THE NICO NICO NI GIRL???? man... now that you mention it, i kinda see it too. what's funnier is, i'm fluent in japanese🤪

     q from jae__79
— okay but what if we drove in a miku car together

yeeun:

get in loser it's corpse dance time

     q from fleursunggie
— wanna link hahahah

yeeun: i'm not going to catch a case

   questions for jiwoo

     q from juststanger3
— i dunno who you are but who do you think will win the rooftop fight?

jiwoo: i don't know what you're talking about so I'm gonna say me <3

     q from fleursunggie
— do you listen to girl in red

jiwoo: i have a girlfriend, but yes!

   questions for hyunjin

     q from juststanger3
— how in the world are you so beautiful i mean are you even real

hyunjin: it runs in the blood❤️

     q from -j3onjk
— how are you so beautiful?

hyunjin: you guys really know how to boost a man's confidence UGH❤️ as i said it runs in the blood darling!

     q from kristunique
— are authorized personnel really the only ones allowed through the back door?

hyunjin: not unless you're pretty like me! then you can get in anywhere! i got in backstage to an exo concert ones because they thought i was a back up dancer😆

     q from kxaaii
— if you could cook anything what would you cook I bet whatever you cook would be GODLY

hyunjin: in high school i worked at a boba shop with yukhei and baked a lot of cupcakes and cookies if that counts. my dormmate, shotaro, taught me how to make ommurice so maybe that as well!

     q from tesaneekim
— what if someone actually knocked on your back door and you went and opened the door and saw a turtle what would you do?

hyunjin: put it back where it belongs...? the practical thing to do.

     questions for candyyuta (me lol)

    q(s) from fleursunggie
— johnny??? burgers??? serious question r u ridin or r u rollin or r u reloadin??? noel miller yes or no?? are you a god-defined girl in a culture defined world?? WHO R U CALLIN SUGAR GAY??? peg yuta??? in cat ears??? i see you interact with my tweets, so can i ask u a couple questions gsjgshs it's for my graphic design class. how do you feel now that wom is discontinued. okay let's say hypothetically one day i get engaged to a white man named thomas would u come to the wedding. gay. byakuya togami. does nagito die. benis.

candyyuta: bitch if u don't stfu i will throw hands i have ur address. also, no nagito doesn't die. the only sugar gay person is sebastian skittles hair army tanner balls. no, i wouldn't go jisung and i would be too busy making out to spite u.  man idk how to answer half of these.

i feel like this reading all of that

    q from tesaneekim
— what the heck was up with the angst at the end of ramen? and i love ramen and cream soda keep up the good work mate. like stop procrastinating mate.

candyyuta: thanks for loving my works! uhhh as for the first part, i honestly wrote it on impulse in 2019 cause i thought it'd be great to make a sequel. so i made the ending very vague and then proceeded to want to continue the storyline in another book. but now that it's 2021, i just don't think it was too good of an idea. i'll try to finish this somewhere around this year. i'm sorry to keep you waiting.

    q from nanajasie
— not a question but i hope you're doing well don't pressure yourself too much and stay safe <33

candyyuta: TAT thank you! i hope you're doing well too <3

    q from jaemfilmz
— hmmm what's your favorite and least favorite subject

candyyuta: personally, i really enjoy science and history!!! anatomy, biology, zoology, world history, us history, and whatnot. my least fav has to be english god fuck i hate english i nearly failed last sem.

    q from -honeyyoons
— FAVORITE SHAMPOO SCENT ???? IT IS A VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION.

candyyuta: i lean more towards floral scents! i really enjoy anything that has to do with roses🥰

    w from kxaaii
— HOW DID U LIKE THE NCT 2020 ALBUM ur fav song (mine is nectar—)

candyyuta: i really liked it! i loved all the tracks on it, but my personal favorite was faded in my last song💚

    q from nananofun
— how do you come up with such amazing ideas-

candyyuta: hmmm i wouldn't necessarily call them amazing... i just sit and think of an alternative reality that i would like for myself and then i put it into the form of a story and then just write it along the way??? idk how to explain it my thinking process is really weird.

    q from -j3onjk
— HOW ARE YOU SO CREATIVE BRO-

candyyuta: i have a very weird thinking process🕴🏼

and that's it for the cream soda q+a

sorry it took me 1639172 years

i'm sorry for not updating

i'll try to when i'm bored in my free time but tbh i've been using all of it to play danganronpa 🕴🏼

i assume i'll see you all soon then? lol

anyway i love them best boys bokuto and akaashi soulmates they have what i want look at them they're so 🥺🥺 anyway have a good day/night everyone!