There is this guy I literally see EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! It's bad. But freakishly wonderful because I HAVE A SERIOUS CRUSH ON HIM! I can't talk to him without freaking out.

Evil Voice In My Head: His name is...
Me: We agreed not to do this! (Freaking out)
Evil Voice In My Head: His name is...
Me: PLEASE shut UP!
Evil Voice In My Head: Chill.
Me: Go away.

Actually, if I record the whole conversation, you may be reading for a while.

:/

Anyways...