Fancy POV

I'm kararating lang here sa mansyon namin and I'm kinakabahan. I'm going to pakita lang naman kay Reid my notice from SWU guidance. Geez! It's so nakakairita but I'm really takot sometimes kay Reid eh. 

"Hey. Kabado?" Sydd is making asar kanina pa. I want to sabunot him na!

"You want mega sabunot? And mega kick sa balls? Huh?"

He laughed. Like errrr! He's making fun of me eh! 

"What's the matter?"

My eyes are nanlaki when I heard Reid's voice. He's pababa sa hagdan with Yumi. Omg! I'm so lagot talaga. 

"Hi bubwit. Mukhang masaya ka ah?" Yumi said. Am I really look masaya? What the..

"Sydd." Reid mentioned him then make tapik sa balikat pa. "What happened?"

Waaaaa! They don't know pa pala na I'm nagsasalita na ulit. And my fancy language is back na. 

I took a deep breath then make tingin to Reid and Yumi. "A-Ah, Reid. Here oh." I said then pout my lips. 

"You're..." Reid is parang nagulat that I'm nagsasalita na. Syempre, I'm not pipi naman eh. 

"Yes Reid?"

"Nagsasalita kana bubwit?" Singit ni Yumi. 

"Fvck. You're talking. And your fvcking laguage is back! I'm happy for you little sister." He said then make me yakap. 

Oh. Reid is happy for me that I did some trippings? Hoho? 

"You're happy for me?" I asked when he released me. 

"Yes. I'm glad you're okay." He answered. 

I smile ng malapad. "Don't worry Reid! I'll do that more often." 

"What?"

"That oh!" Turo ko sa hawak nyang notice. This time nya lang yata napansin that he's holding my notice. Errr! I thought he's happy for what I did eh. 

He looked at the notice and there, the smile on his lips is nawala. Then he looks at me like a monster. Oh! Hulk is coming!

"FANCY JEWEL ABELLANO, AGAIN?"

"Wait! I thought you're happy!" I said. 

"Sabi ko masaya ako dahil nakakapagsalita ka na at mukhang jolly kana ulit! I never said that I'm happy because of this fvcking notice. Na-guidance ka na naman? What the hell, little devil? Ano na namang ginawa mo?"

Oh. Reid is nag-speech ng mahaba. Amazing! He's really mad. I'm lagot talaga. 

I pouted my lip. "Kasi Reid, Sydd is nagdala ng malaking glue. And he's making reklamo that his bag is mabigat. So I put the glue to my classmate's bag. That's all, Reid." I lied. 

I make kurot ng tagiliran ni Sydd. So he can't salita. I'm gonna kick his balls If he make me laglag talaga to Reid. 

"Nilagay mo lang ang glue sa bag ng classmate mo at na-guidance ka na? Seriously, little devil?"

Sydd is nagkamot ng ulo niya. "Ah, Kuya Lance kasi..yung laman ng glue ang nilagay niya sa bag ng classmate namin. Literal na laman at hindi yung container ng glue. He-he." 

I make paikot my eyeballs. Like errrr!

"What the fvck? Little devil, go to your room! Lend me your gadgets!" 

Oh no! Not my gadgets. I make my face paawa. "Please, Reid. Sorry, okay? I didn't mean to do that naman eh. Kasi my classmate's bag is sira so I put glue. I'm just being mabait and matulungin lang kaya." Okay. I lied again. Syempre, I need to make tanggol my sarili. 

Yumi hold Reid's hand. "Hubby mukha namang nagsasabi ng totoo si bubwit eh."

Oh. That's what I like about Yumi. She trust me kaya. "Yes Reid. I'm not lying naman eh." I secretly apak the paa of Sydd. He's making pigil his tawa kasi beside me. Like duh, he knows what really happened eh. 

Reid heaved a deep sigh. "Okay. I'll talk to your classmate. Who's classm--"

"No, no! Reid. She's pipi kaya don't talk to her na! You go to guidance nalang and make kausap the matandang guidance counselor. Please?"

Waaaa! If he make kausap si Hazel bith, she would tell Reid that because of Blake kaya I made that to her! No. It can't be. I'm malalagot to the highest mountain everest!

"Haha--AWW!" Sudd is natawa sa sinabi ko so I apak his paa again. So epal talahga. 

"Sydd, what's funny?" Reid asked. 

Sydd make kamot his ulo. Oh, always making kamot his ulo. He has kuto siguro. I'll give him suyod nga later. 

"A-Ah, he-he! Wala po. Natatawa lang ako sa expression ni Fancy. Wala po siyang kasalanan. Tumutulong lang sya kasi nakita nyang sira ang bag ng classmate namin. At yun nga, pipi po yun kaya wag nyo ng kausapin."

Sydd have premyo to me. He make takip my kasalanan. He's good at lying din ah. It's for my sake kaya!

"Fine. I'll go to your guidance tomorrow, little devil."

"Yes, Reid. By the way, make me hingi ng medal kay Satan ha? Best in guidance." I joked but Reid's ilong is umusok. 

"Satan?"

"Your twin Satan, Reid. Like errr! You and Kyle are twin satan kaya. You're not aware? Hihi."

"LITTLE DEVIL!"

I make takbo paakyat na. I'm lagot 'pag nahuli ako ni Reid. "I need pahinga na! Bye Reid, bye Yumi!" I said then give them my flying kiss pa. Sydd is tumakbo din after me. 

"Hey wifey. Liar."

I looked at him. "I need to make tanggol my sarili eh. You lied din naman ah. You make me tanggol. So I give you reward."

His eyes are namilog and there's kislap like twinkling stars. "Anong reward 'yan, wifey?"

"You. Name it." I said. At least he make me tulong na mag-explain kay Reid and he didn't make me laglag.

Lalong nag-twinkle 'yung eyes niya like fireworks na at hindi na stars. "A date, wifey. That's all I want."

"Date? Fine." I said then opened my room's door. "I'm making pahinga na. Putting glue on that bitch's bag is tiring."

"Gusto mo samahan kitang magpahinga?"

"Tse! GRRR!"

I make pasok na but he make me pigil when I'm about to close the door. 

"Kelan ang date natin?"

"Tomorrow after class." I answered and there before I close the door, I saw a wide smile plastered on his lips. Is he really masaya that's he'll be having a date with me?

So babaw. 

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Another day at school. I'm medyo kinakabahan because I know that Reid will make punta sa guidance today. I hope he wouldn't come here sa room. Hazel the bitch is here pa naman. Looking at me with her tarantadong eyes. Like ewwww! She thinks I'm natatakot to her? No, no, no!

"Bessstttyyy! Napa-guidance ka na naman diba?"

I'm tumingin ng masama kay Daniella. "Make it sigaw pa so the whole class can make you rinig. Psh! I will bunot your buhok sa ilong eh."

"So taray ng best ko! Huhuhu, Sydd oh."

"Oh, ano naman? Hahahaha!" Sydd make tawa. 

Daniella is so arte. Like duh. Yes, she's my bestfriend and she's sanay to me. She's always paawa pa kay Sydd like a bata. Sydd have no paki naman sa kanya. 

"Yung isa dyan, epal lagi. Gumagawa ng kalokohan para magpapansin sa fiance ko. How pathetic." Hazel said. 

Oh. I smell away ha. He did not mention my name but I know that I'm her pinapatamaan. She wants some trippings again yata eh. Don't make me subok. I'm always ready when it comes to trippings. 

"Wifey, wag mo nalang pansinin." Sydd said and held my hands. Oh, nahila ko agad ang hands ko. Why is there electricity? It's weird. 

"Me? Do you think I'm make her palampas? No, no, no. I'm the great crazey little devil. And I will do everything to make her pahiya." I said and make tayo. 

I have something na kinuha sa bag ko then I make lapit to Hazel. She's looking at me and I'm naiirita every time I see her tarantadong eyes. And now, in my peripheral vision, I can see HIM looking at me. Hmp! You're maglaway! I'm gorgeous, right! I wouldn't papa-apekto to you na. 

"Oh? Problema mong babae ka?" Hazel asked. He's nagtataray ha. Let's see who's more mataray. 

"My problem? You. You know what, Hazel bitch? I hate seeing panget here sa room. And you know, my eyes are nasisilaw whenever I see your tarantadong eyes. Like errrr! You're not belong here kaya."

"Ha-ha-ha! Tatawa na ba ako? Akala mo ba natatakot ako sayo?"

"I'm not multo for you to be afraid of. Like GRRR! You're so bobo talaga. And oh, I like your new hair today. What's the color of that nga?" I asked. 

She's rebonded and newly colored hair. So, wow! 

She's mukang na-flattered naman and make hawak pa her hair. Like duh, I'm just lying lang kaya. 

"Ito? Ash blond. Bakit? Inggit ka?"

I smiled so sweet. "Yes, I'm naiinggit to your hair. Like omg! It's so maganda that I want to..." I make it bitin then showed her my hawak na gunting. "Cut this." I said then make hila ng mabilis her hair and make it gupit. 

Success! The other side of her hair is umikli because I cut it. 

"Aaaahhhhhhhh!" She screamed. So I make taas my kilay. 

"That's better, Hazel bitch." I said then make tapon the hair na nagupit to her. 

"JEWEL!" Blake make sigaw and make pigil my braso when I am pabalik na sa upuan ko. 

I turned to him and showed my maarteng mukha. "Yes? Problem, Mr. Smith?"

"Hindi tama ang ginagawa mo! Kung ginagawa mo 'to dahil sa nangyari sa'ten, please itigil mo na. Maling-mali na ang ginagawa mo kay Hazel. Nakakasakit ka na, Jewel."

My eyebrow is napataas talaga. "Excuse me, you're so feeler naman, Mr. Smith. You think, I made those trippings to that bitch because of you? Dream on! Who are you ba? You're just the guy lang naman na minahal ko--sadly, nagkamali pa ako."

Naramdaman ko si Sydd sa likod ko. And our other classmates is making panood na us. 

"Huhuhu! Blakeeee! My hair. Huhuhu! Isusumbong ko na talaga yang babae na yan sa parents ko! And I'll do everything para mapaalis sya dito sa SWU!" Hazel shouted. 

I'm tumingin to her. "Really? Hazel? Then do it. I'll give you my own hair kapag nagawa mo 'yan. But if not, you need to make pa-kalbo!" I shouted to her.  

"Jewel. Please stop bothering Hazel."

Oh. They are nagkampihan na. "You know what? If I have tali lang here, I'll make you both buho together. So bagay naman kayo pareho!" 

"Wifey." Sydd holds my arm and there, I felt something electricity na naman. May lahi bang robot si Sydd? 

"Jewel."

"I said stop calling me by my second name. How many times do I need to make sabi na we are not close, Mr. Smith?"

He's napatungo and I'm sire he's nagpipigil lang.

"Talaga! Mapapaalis kita dito sa SWU! Tandaan mo yan demonyita! Asal devil ka talaga!" Sigaw ni Hazel. 

Oh. My eyes anre nagpantig. "Demonyita? There is someone who owned that title. Correction, I'm not demonyita, but I'm the crazy little devil. Take note of the word little, dear. 

"I said stop it!" Sigaw ni Blake. 

I'm not nasindak naman. But I admit, it still hurts. Acting like a strong girl in front of your weakness. It's so hard but I need to be strong. I don't want to be weak just because of that 'love' for Blake. He's not worth it. I'm nagsisisi na that he's the one that I love. There's a lot of guys naman out there eh. I just love the wrong guy. 

At some point,  I realized that I've done too much for him that the only next possible step to do is to stop. Make him iwan. Walk away. It's not like na nag-give-up na ako, na hindi ako nag-try at ginawa ang lahat para maging okay kami. It's just that I draw a line of determination from desperation. I'm not that kind of girl naman. And to be really martyr is not my thing.

I looked at his eyes. "Once upon a time, I have no pakialam sayo. The end." I winked at him. 

Mukhang he's natigilan sa sinabi ko. Why? This is the real Fancy Jewel Abellano. 

So I continue talking but before that, I make irap muna to them. "Fine, I'll stop. I'm done na naman with my cutting hair lesson eh." I said laughing and make kuha my bag. 

Sydd is nakasunod lang to me. I have no gana ng pumasok today. Lalo na if there's a bitch and a jerk sa room. So exhausted. 

"Humanda ka talaga demonyita!" I heard Hazel screaming pa with my classmates na nagtatawanan. Like GRRR! I said, not demonyita eh. Little demonyita. So bobo talaga. 

"Hey, wifey. You did some trippings again. Paano na 'yan? Maga-guidance ka na naman?" Sydd said while we're walking pababa sa parking. 

"You make dala your car ba?" I asked. He's not sumabay sa driver ko kanina eh. Like errr! Reid is not payag pa na mag-drive ako ng car. He didn't trust me talaga. I can drive on my own naman eh. 

Tumango sya. "Yes."

"Let's go somewhere?" I said. 

He smiled like an idiot. "A date?"

He's so babaw talaga. "Oo na. Psh. You're nakaka-ilan na ha. Let's go."

"Pero wifey, si Kuya Lance 'yun 'diba?"

My eyes are nanlaki when I saw Reid with Yumi. They are kabababa lang ng car and I'm sure they are papunta na sa guidance. Omg! Lagot!

I'm napatakbo sa kotse ni Sydd here sa parking. "Let's tago bilis!"

"Pero wifey?"

"Don't be maingay nalang. Let's make takas. I'm sure, I'm lagot to Reid. I did trippings again eh."

"Ginusto mo naman eh. Ikaw talaga."

"That's my kasiyahan eh. To make some trippings to those people that I hate." I said then make saay na sa kotse ni Sydd when he opened the door. 

"Pero bakit si Blake, hindi mo ginagawan ng trippings? Diba hate mo na siya? Wahaha."

I'm sumimangot and napaisip. "Hm, good idea. Hindi ko 'yan naisip. Hoho!" I said. "Watch out gor my tripping tomorrow. And my target is Blake." I said. 

"Oh-oh! Sounds exciting." He said then make pa-andar na his kotse. "Where do you want to go."

"Somewhere that can make me happy." I answered. 

"Oh, edi dito ka pumunta sa puso ko. Siguradong sasaya ka. Haha!"

I pouted my lip. "Is that banat? Ewww! You want a literal banat?"

"Awww! 'To naman, nagpapakasweet na nga eh."

"Psh."

He's natahimik na and focus on his pagda-drive. I don't know why I'm comfortable na with Sydd. Like I'm nasanay na he's always here beside me. That feeling na kahit he's laging nakasunod to me, I'm not naiirita. Like now, I'm sumama pa to him and make him yaya somewhere.  And you know, the pain I felt from Blake is slowly fading away na. Why kaya?