Fancy POV

After making suklay my hair, I'm lumabas na sa room ko. I make sabi pa naman to Sydd na wait for me sa baba. He's doon kasi naligo sa bathroom sa baba while me? Sa room ko. Duh, alangan namang I'm sumabay kay Sydd. No, no!

I know I've been rude to Blake last night kase I left him agad agad because of Sydd. I wonder if he's nabasa ng ulan so I texted him kanina but there's no reply.

Hi Blake! I'm sorry about kanina. Are you okay? You're nakauwi ba ng maayos? Take care! Send my regards to Hazel.

I'm not naghintay pa sa reply niya. I just want him okay. I know he's masaya na with Hazel. Yes, he doesn't want to hurt Hazel..

And I know it's not tama na just because I'm here na ulit, we'll be together na ulit like before. Past is past. It's unfair if I make him agaw kay Hazel. I know how she loves Blake. She's been with him since day one. Kahit sa mga therapy niya, siya ang nag-alaga. I don't want to take her happiness.

Siguro, it would be better if we'll be friends nalang ni Blake. But why is it mu heart is tumututol? Why is it sa tuwing andiyan siya sa harap ko, my heart is nagre-react? I can't understand why. But soon, I know magiging malinaw ang lahat. I don't want to pangunahan my feelings. My heart is not stable, I know.

"Mabuti at nakapaligo kana. Hala, humayo ka at kumain sa kusina. Naipahanda ko na sa mga katulong ang mga pinggan at kubyertos na inyong gagamitin. Magpakabusog upang hindi magutom."

Tiningnan ko si Patrick ng oh-so-samang-tingin. "What happened to you, Patrick? Your tagalog is so deep that my ilong is dumudugo na. Are you some kind'a..sinakop ng mga kastila?"

Nag-pokerface si Patrick. What? I am really curious why he's talking like that. It's so deep kaya and I don't know where the hell did he gets the idea of making salita ng tagalog.

"Kapag ba ang isang binata ay gumagamit ng sariling wika, sinakop na agad ng kastila? Sa tingin mo, sa gwapo kong ito, nasakop ba 'to ng kastila? Huwag kang magreklamo, hindi ako nagre-reklamo sa fancy language mo."

I'm tumawa lang. Baliw talaga si Patrick. "Alright. You make it push push na lang, okay? Where's Sydd pala?"

"Magtapat ka nga sa akin, umiibig ka ba sa binatang iyon na produkto ng Paris?"

This time, hindi ko na kinaya si Patrick. I'm nameywang. "I don't want to talk to you na nga! GRRR! May eardrums are basag na and my ilong is dumudugo. Got to go." Sabi ko saka nilampasan na siya.

I'm bumaba na sa living room and I saw Sydd making punas his basang ulo. Why he's so...hot? Umiling-iling ako. What the? What's with me? He's making punas lang naman pero I find it hot agad.

"Wifey!" Agad na tawag niya when he saw me pababa ng hagdan.

"Let's go sa kitchen. Let's eat na." Yaya ko sa kaniya.

He smiled at me and tumango. And I don't know why is it my 'dug dug' is present na naman.

I'm naunang maglakad papunta sa kitchen and I saw our maids na naghahanda ng food. Maybe Patrick make utos na them kanina. He's so thoughtful talaga. But I still don't get it why he's using deep tagalog words.

Nilingon ko si Sydd. "You make upo na."

He's ngumiti na naman like he's nakakaloko. "Wifey malakas pa ang ulan. Dito muna ako tutulog."

Ngumuso ako. "As if naman you're not sanay na here. You lived here naman na before. Siyempre it's okay."

"Tabi tayo?" He smirked at me and my 'dugd dug' is lumakas ang kabog.

"What? Tabi your ass. Duh. We have lots of guest room. Choose where you want."

"I want your room." He grins.

I looked at him. Seriously. "Ha-ha! Except my room."

"Pwede naman tayong matulog ng magkatabi ah? Sa iisang kama."

Dinilatan ko siya ng mata. "Duh! No! We're not..arghh! Basta it's not pwede. If you want. Just make tabi naang kay Patrick. Eww."

"Nag-kiss na nga tayo eh, ayaw mo pang magtabi tayo." Sydd said while making upo na sa dining table.

I make paikot my eyeballs. Naramdaman ko ang pag-reddish ng cheeks ko. Then umupo ako sa katapat niya.

Tumawa si Sydd. He's mukhang baliw.

"What?!"

"Wala." Tumawa ulit siya. "Don't be shy, wifey. Natural lang naman ang kiss sa
atin. You're my wife, right?"

I'm napalunok. Like OMG! Why is it..

"You're feelingero talaga to the highest level. Like errr! You're kumain na nga lang." Sabi ko and I focused my attention nalang sa food.

'Di ko na pinansin si Sydd kahit narinig ko pa ang pagtawa niya because my sistema is not functioning well. There's more 'dug dug' here sa puso ko.

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Pinilit ako ni Sydd na sumama sa Dev's Cafe. I don't want pa naman sana kasi I don't feel like seeing a boobie girl but he make me pilit.

It's hapon na like pa-gabi na. Kagabi, nahirapan akong matulog because of him. He's so kulit kasi like kakatukin ako sa room ko just to tell me that the kama is malambot daw pero mas malambot ang bed ko kaya dun na lang siya. He's nagpa-puppy face pa like OMG.

"Nando'n ba si boobie girl?" I asked Sydd. He's sumulyap sa akin habang nagda-drive.

"Yes. Katulong ko siya sa Dev's Cafe kaya natural lang na naroon siya."

I make paikot my eyeballs. "Duh. She's mukhang katulong naman talaga."

"Wifey. Katulong like ka-sosyo. Hindi maid."

"Whatever."

I'm not nakaka-move-on pa sa pagtataray sa 'kin ng boobie girl na 'yun. Akala niya ba hanggang do'n nalang 'yun?

I opened my bag and kinuha ko ang phone ko. Napansin ko pa ang maliit na bote sa bag ko.

Black bottle

Na-e-excite ako sa naiisip ko. Let's see, boobie girl. I will show her that messing up with me will cause a big trouble.

"What's wrong?"

Ngumiti ako ng maganda. Like I'm always maganda naman. Mas maganda nga ako kay umaga. According to yaya. She's always saying, "maganda ka pa sa umaga!"

"Nothing. I'm just excited."

"For?" Saglit siyang tumingin sa daan bago tumingin ulit sa akin. "You're not planning something terrible, right?"

Sumimangot ako. "You're so judgy! I have no plan like what? Terrible? You ha, it's nakakasakit. Do you think I'm so bad?"

Yes, I am so bad. You won't like me when I'm bad.

"Sorry. 'Yung ngiti mo kasi parang may binabalak. Kilala na kita, wifey." Sabi niya nang nakatingin sa daan.

"Not just because I'm a devil and I love trippings, I'm always planning to do something na. GRRR, you're so judgy to the highest mountain everest."

He's so judgemental ha! But I want congratulate him because he's really really right! I have plano naman talaga.

"Sorry na, wifey."

"Hmp. Stop calling me wifey. Everytime naman na kaharap natin ang boobie girl na 'yun, you can't call me like that. Why? Because you like her? Or you like her boobs? Eww ha, eww!"

Sydd stopped the car. I almost had a heart attack! But since I have no heart attack, goosebumps nalang.

"I had goosebumps! Why did you make tigil ba?!"

"Gano'n ba ang tingin mo sa akin?" He seriously asked. Oh no, what happened to Sydd? He's nagiging serious na talaga.

"What?"

"Sa katawan lang ako tumitingin? Kung sa katawan lang ako tumitingin, e'di sana 'di kita minahal."

Tik, tok..

My eyes are nanlaki. "So you we're saying na I'm not sexy? I know I have no boobs like that blonde girl but I am proud that I'm not using bra with foams 'no! And my body? Even if I have no body like coke's bottle figure, at least my parts of the body are complete! Hmp." I'm naha-highblood na. May blood is getting higher. Arggg!

I'm tumingin nalang sa bintana ng kotse. I'm so naiirita. I want to dukot his lalamunan.

"'Yun na nga eh. Minahal kita, Fancy. Nang hindi tumitingin sa katawan mo. Hindi naman importante kung sexy ka o hindi. Aanhin ko naman 'yun 'di ba? Sapat na sa akin 'yung ikaw ang itinitibok ng puso ko. Hindi ko naman pinilit ang sarili ko na mahalin ka. My heart did. At sinusunod ko kung ano ang isinisigaw ng puso ko."

I took a deep breath. Why do I have to feel this 'dug dug' na naman ba? It's bothering me.

"Wifey, nagagalit ka kasi 'di kita tinatawag na wifey sa harap ni Chloe? Big deal ba 'yun? Hindi pa ba sapat na iparamdam ko sa'yo kung gaano kita kamahal? Kasi sa pagkaka-alam ko, action speaks louder than words."

Kyaaaa! I hate him. Bakit ba I'm kinikilig like OMG?

"Wifey.."

Hindi ko pa din siya pinansin kasi I'm nahihiya. And I know, I could feel it, my pisngi are namumula na.

"Fancy Jewel Abellanon more on action kasi ako. H'wag ka ng magalit."

I remained tahimik.

"Hindi ko naman sinabing 'di ka sexy. Namis-interpret mo lang. Sexy ka kaya. 34A nga ang cup ng bra mo eh."

Nanlaki ang eyeballs ko ang napatingin to him. "What did you say?!"

"What? 34A ang cup ng bra mo."

My dugo is parang tumaas hanggang ulo ko. "How did you know?!" Sigaw ko. Nakakahiya! What the hell?!

He looks cool. Parang 'di man lang siya nagulat that I almost freak out na dito sa kotse niya.

"Nakita ko kagabi. Kasi pagkaligo ko, hinanap ko 'yung lagayan niyo ng madudumi para ilagay 'yung towel. Napunta ako sa likod ng mansyon and napunta ako sa may labahan. And there may mga nakasabit na bra. I looked at it. And saw the size." Cool na cool na paliwanag niya.

I almost crumpled my bag while listening to him. "Are you sure that those bra's are mine?"

Tumango siya.

"What? How?!"

"Kasi 'yung bra na nakita ko, floral. 'Yun 'yung suot mo kagabi. Bakat kaya sa suot mo kagabi no'ng nabasa tayo ng ulan."

"You.." Nanggigigil ako. I'm so..nakakahiya! Freaking bra! So pahamak! So...arrrgghhhh!

Tumawa si Sydd. He winks at me pa bago nag-drive ulit.

"H'wag kang mahiya. Normal lang naman sa mag-asawa ang gano'n, wifey."

Umuusok ang ilong ko. He's acting normal. Normal ba 'yun? Duh! It's really nakakahiya!

"Wifey, bilhan kitang bra. 'Yung may print na sungay ng devi--araayyy!"

"Don't talk to me, dragon Sydd! You're nakaka-GRRR! May head is mainit na to you. You're so pervert!" Sigaw ko.

I don't care if all MMDA's are looking at our car. So what? Reputasyon ng bra ko ang pinaglalaban ko.

"Ako, pervert? Kung pervert ako, ibinulsa ko sana 'yung bra mo. Tch. 'Wag ka na ngang mag-freak out diyan."

I calmed myself. Inhale, exhale.. Alright, I want to make alis na sa isip ko ang sinabi ni Sydd. I don't want to patol na. I'm na-stress na talaga.

"We're here." Sabi pa ni Sydd. "Baba ka na, wifey."

I'm kumalma na. But I can't move on with that 34A cup. He's unbelievable.

"Hindi ba't I'm not welcome here according to your boobie girl?"

"She's not mine. Tch. You're always welcome here. What is mine is yours. Alright? Gano'n ang mag-asawa."

I'm napakamot sa ulo ko. Like whuuutt? Sydd's kuto is nalipat na ba sa ulo ko? I should buy a suyod.

"Feelingero! You're not my asawa."

"Soon." He smirked. "Come on, wifey."

Inirapan ko siya ang bumaba na sa car. Yeah, where is that boobie girl kaya? Feelingera naman siya that she owned this cafe to tell me na I shouldn't be here. It's Sydd's cafe, not hers! Psh. I want to sabunot her kilay tuloy.

We're sabay naglakad. We're like a couple. But no, we are not. We just have feelings to each other.. Whaaaattt? I'm umiling-iling.

"You, okay?" Tanong agad ni Sydd.

I nodded. We continued walk until we reached the entrance door. We get inside and boobie girl's face is sumalubong agad to us. Oh, nasisilaw ako sa blonde hair niya. It's not bagay to her. She's like a sisiw kaya.

"Hi Chloe!" Bati ni Sydd. That boobie girl is ngumiti naman like she's gaganda pa.

"Hi Sydd." Sagot naman ni boobie girl and may paghawak pa sa braso ni Sydd. She's may lahing snake ba?

Then, she looked at me. Her kilay is tumaas pa. She's nagtataray. Oh, she's not nagtataray pa. She's dead.

I smiled to her. "Hi Chloe!" Acck, it's nakakasuka to just spill her name. "Friends?" I said while offering my oh-so-kinis na kamay.

She's nagulat yata. "Sorry, hindi ako basta basta nakikipagfriends."Mataray na sabi niya.

Wow, she's choosy pa talaga ha? As if I want her to be my kaibigan?! Eww kaya. I'm still ngumiti ng maganda.

"Well, okay." Nagkibit-balikat ako then tumingin kay Sydd. "Watermelon shake, please. And one glass of juice pala."

I'm naupo na sa isang table na vacant. I make paikot my eyeballs.

You, boobie girl. You're making my head's hot. You're so dead talaga!

I hate that kind of attitude. She is acting like she's mas maganda to me. I already said, it's her pribilehiyo that she met me.

"Here, wifey." Ngumiti si Sydd sa akin. "Sandali lang," iniwan niya ako dito sa table.

Oh, my watermelon shake is so bilis na-prepare. I looked at the glass of juice then I opened my bad. Kinuha ko ang maliit na bote.

Fancy bottle is...love.

Nilagyan ko ng kaunting patak ang juice. I am excited what will happen next. I make balik agad my bottle sa loob ng bag ko then sipped my watermelon shake. Ill just have to wait for Sydd.

I heaved a sigh.

"Bakit narito ka na naman?! Wala ka bang ibang gagawin kung hindi ang kumabit kay Sydd?"

Just wow. I looked at her smiling. Then I make dukot my alcohol spray sa bag ko and sprayed it in front of her.

She's napaubo. "What the hell?!"

"Oh, excuse me. You know, you're making salita kasi and I'm protecting myself from viruses that comes from your mouth."

She's nanggigigil na and about to sabunot me when Sydd's came.

"Chloe, please."

Umirap naman si boobie girl sa akin ang umalis na sa harap ko. I looked at Sydd. "Here, make it painom kay Chloe para she's kumalma. She needs pampalamig sa mainit na head niya."

He smiled at me. "You're so kind, wifey. Kahit tinatarayan ka niya, hindi mo pinapatulan. Yes, she needs this."

I smiled in victory. One minute and it will take effect. Welcome to the show, people!

Sydd is bumalik na sa table ko. "Dito ka lang? Abangan mo 'yung mini stage na 'yan."

My noo is nag-pretzel knots. "Why?"

"Secret." He winks at me. "Dito kalang. Magsabi kalang sa waiter ng mga gusto mo. May cake and everything. Order all you want."

I'm tumango lang and enjoy my watermelon shake while waiting for the best show--boobie girl.

"Orayt! Rak en roll, to the world! Hihi."

My eyes are nanlaki. The show begins na. OMG? I'm tumingin agad sa side ni Chloe. She's mukhang sabog. Laughing like a baliw.

"Okay ba kayo! Wooooo! Happy lang bawal ang sad! Wohoho!"

'Di ko mapigilan matawa because boobie girl really looks funny.

"I'm dancing like a gorilla! Ahu! Ahu! Wait, sisa? Basilio? Crispi--pata?" Patuloy niya. She's like nagsasayaw without music pa. She's mukhang tanga, swear!

Nagtawanan ang mga tao dito sa cafe.

"Sayaw tayo! Huuuu! I love this music. Nakakagana sumayaw! Yeah, yeah! Orayt!"

There's no music at all. Napuno ng tawanan ang mga narito.

"Fancy!"

I stopped myself from laughing when I saw Sydd. He's lumapit to me.

"What was that? What happened to Chloe?"

I act innocent. "What? I'm just watching her. What did I do?"

"Fancy." He said on his warning tone.

I rolled my eyes. "Duh, she deserves it. She messed up with me!"

"Damn it!" Mura niya then he left me. He's galit. I saw it from his eyes. Inakbayan niya papasok sa loob ng pinto do'n sa may counter si Chloe.

I'm napatigil. Nawala ang ngiti sa labi ko. Why is there something masakit here? Bakit I felt like..

Umiling ako. Then, bigla ay narito na ulit si Sydd.

"You made some trippings. Tama?!" Sigaw niya.

Parang my dila is umurong.

"Tama ba ako, Fancy?!"

He's calling me by my name. He's mad. Is it my fault? I just teach her a lesson!

"Yes." I simply answered.

"Damn it! I-lugar mo naman ang gagawin mo. Hindi tama ang ginawa mo kay Chloe!" Sigaw niya. "Ah! Kaya ba pinainom mo sa kaniya ang juice kanina? Damn, ba't di ko naisip na may kalokohan ka. Sinabi ko na nga ba, e. You're planning something!"

"What? My ginawa is wrong? How abour her? I'm trying to be nice to her pero she's making taray pa to me! And it's not funny! Then what? I teach her a lesson! She deserves it! She deserves to be laughed at! Lagi nalang bang ako ang mali just because I'm Fancy Jewel Abellano? Because I'm a little demonyita?!" I don't know why I'm nasasaktan.

I don't care kung sabihin nang lahat that I'm demonyita. That I'm a bad girl. But when it's Sydd, why is it so masakit?

He's nakatitig sa akin. I know my luha is nanggigilid. I just want to show to that boobie girl that I don't deserve to be treated like a trash--like a nobody.

"Go to her. Comfort her. I'm a crazy little devil, I know. I'm a bad girl. And she's the good one. Alright." I bit my lower lip and walks out.

I'm umasa na susundan niya ako and he will ahout my name but I was wrong. He did not.

This is the first time I felt this thing. My heart is parang nabagsakan ng malaking drum, it's..masakit.

Kung iisipin, kinampihan lang naman ni Sydd si boobie girl but it feels like..hell.