Sydd o Blake?

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Fancy POV

Frappe's. With lot of flavors in front of me. I requested to Sydd kasi make utos that boobie girl--Chloe, to prepare all their frappe's flavors. I want her mapagod 'no! Psh. She's feelingera kasi and she acts like Sydd is hers. Duh! I'll make saksak si Sydd to her baga eh.

"Alin ang pinaka-nagustuhan mong lasa, wifey?" Sydd asked me. He's nasa harap ko. Then my paningin si lumampas and napatingin sa counter. Chloe is looking at us like her ilong is umuusok na sa inis. We're not doing anything pa tapos she's acting like that na. How about..

"Sydd."

"Yes wifey?"

"Kiss me." I said seriously.

I can see it. Sydd is nanlaki ang eyes while staring at me. He's not makapaniwala sa sinabi ko, of course. Who would have thought that I'll tell him to kiss me?

He's napalunok. I saw his adams apple na nag-wave eh.

"W-wifey.."

"I said, kiss me." I repeated. My eyebrow is tumaas na. I'm checking on boobie girl with my peripheral vision and she's still looking at us. She want to see talaga that Sydd is sweet to me ha!

I looked at Sydd again. He's nakatingin lang sa'kin. "Kasama ba sa mga frappe's na tinikman mo 'yung lips ko?" He asked.

"Kapag hindi mo ako hinalikan ngayon din, ako ang hahalik sa'yo!" Banta ko. Napapa-straight ako ng tagalog eh.

Ngumisi si Sydd. "Why don't you try it?" If kanina, he's mukhang naguguluhan sa nangyari, now, he's being playful. Arghh!

"Don't worry wifey, kapag naman hinalikan mo ako, gaganti ako." He grins at me. And should I admit, he's really gwapo--specially when he's playful.

I'm napalunok this time. I'm napasubo yata. I want to make inis kasi si Chloe because obviously, she likes Sydd. Duh, it's too obvious kaya. And I'm a girl. I know her galawang malandi. Psh.

Do it! That's the sigaw of my isip. And here I am, carry my weight and reached for Sydd. We're magkaharap lang naman dito sa table eh. I kissed him.

"What the.." Bulong ni Sydd. He's nagulat yata. I'm um-attack agad eh. He's so bagal kasi.

I looked at Chloe and there, she's nanggigigil na sa inis. She's masama ang tingin sa'kin like I'm matatakot to her. No, no, no! I'm not takot nga sa Papa ko, to her pa kaya? She wants mega sabunot ng kilay ba? Or ng buhok sa kilikili?

Oh, she's papalapit to us. I am ready, duh!

"Sydd!" Padabog na sabi ni Chloe when she's nakalapit na dito sa table.

Sydd is still lutang. He looks like, he's on drug.

"Sydd!" Ulit ni Chloe.

"A-Ah, Chloe? Yes? Why?" Sunud-sunod na tanong ni Sydd. Duh, kung maka-react naman siya, akala mo, I kissed him to his lips. In his cheek lang naman kaya.

Nag-angat ako ng tingin. Masama pa rin ang tingin sa akin ng boobie girl na'to.

"Pauwiin mo na nga 'yang babaeng 'yan!"

My ears are nagpantig. What did she say? I'm pinapauwi na niya? She's my magulang ba? And that 'babaeng yan' like am I a nobody here?

"What? Chloe.."

"I don't want her here, Sydd. Please lang." Ulit pa niya.

Sa tingin ba niya, I want her here? No din kaya. I make irap to her. She's halatang beastmode na sa'kin. She so OA! I just kissed Sydd on his cheek and now, this boobie girl is nagtataray na and she's like, mukhang tanga.

She just proved to me that he likes Sydd. She's nagre-react ng ganito eh.

Sydd's noo is nag-pretzel knots. Syempre! It's nakakagulat kaya na she wants to make me paalis here.

"What do you mean? I can't understand you, Chloe." Sydd said confused.

"I. HATE. HER. As simple as that. At ayokong nakikita siya dito. Gets?" Mataray na sabi ni boobie girl.

Aba, she's trying me talaga huh? Konti pa, make it tulak pa, and I'm mabe-beastmode na din.

"What the hell are you talking about, Chloe? She's my friend. Be nice to her."

She's my friend..

I'm biglang nainis sa sinabi ni Sydd. I'm her friend daw, which is true naman. But, I don't know why.

Sydd is tumayo na and make harap si Chloe. While me, trying to calm myself kasi baka mapakita ko sa kaniya ang demonyita side ko.

"I said, I hate her. Mahirap bang intindihin 'yun? Kitang-kita naman, napaka-maldita niyang babae na 'yan. Feeling maganda at feeling kung sino. Huh! Sino ba siya?!"

"Chloe sto--"

"Ahhh!" Sigaw ni boobie girl. She's nanlaki ang mata and looked at me.

I just hawi all the frappes lang naman and there, all frappe's are natapon sa kaniya. She's basang basa lalo na ang shoes niya.

"I'm a mess! Look what she did, Sydd!" Sigaw pa ni boobie girl.

I'm humarap to her. "You're asking Sydd, who I am? Alright. You're lucky, that I'll introduce myself to you. Hindi lahat nagkakaroon ng pribilehiyo na mapagpakilanlan ko."

"Wifey.." Si Sydd. I know, he can feel it. Beastmode na ako. This boobie girl deserves something like this.

I'm naiinis lang kase he's making punas si Chloe. Half of her katawan kasi is nabasa because of frappe's. It's her fault anyway. She messed up with the little devil eh.

Mabuti nalang, almost wala ng tao because it's almost closing time na. I'm kanina pa kasi nandito. 

Nameywang siya and lalong sumama ang tingin niya sa'kin. Wow. She's making painit my head talaga ha.

"Do you think matatakot ako sayo? And pribilehiyo? Huh! Your ass!" Pagtataray pa niya.

I'm not natutuwa na. I want to tapyas his boobs right now and make it pakain to butiki. 

"I'm Fancy Jewel Abellano. When I say Abellano, magandang angkan. When I say, Fancy Jewel, it's little demonyita. When I say demonyita, beware, and when I say, beware, evacuate your face." I said then slapped her hard. "You don't know me. So beware of the words you're using against me."

"Fancy.." Umawat si Sydd.

Lalong sumama ang tingin ni boobie girl sa'ken and it frustrates me a lot. She raised her hand pa like she wants to slap me. Oh no, no, no! Not her filthy hands will touch my oh-so-kinis na face.

"You!" Dinuro niya ako. "Witch!"

I pinched her finger and twisted it. "Pointing your finger at me means you're really messing up with me."

"Aaaaa!" Sigaw niya.

Sydd is looking at me with his worried face. I'm sorry, but this bobbie shit ruined my day.

Binitawan ko na ang daliri niya at isinabit ang sling bag ko sa balikat ko. Nakaharang si Sydd sa gitna namin pero kitang-kita ang pagiging palaban ng boobie girl na 'to.

"Sydd, I have to go." Paalam ko. Tatalikod na ako nang may maalala ako.

"Umalis ka na talaga dito! You're a bitch!" Sigaw ni boobie girl.

"Ihahatid kita." Singit ni Sydd pero 'di ko iyon pinansin.

Nakatingin ako kay bobbie girl na ummusok na ang nose sa sobrang galit.

"I forgot, bago mo sabihing you hate me, you make alam muna if I like you. I don't make friends with.." I looked at her from head to toe. "Fifty percent bitch, fifty percent loser." And then, I walked out.

Naglakad ako palabas ng Dev's cafe na may poise pa din. Syempre, I'm not a loser like her. She's so palengkera and duh, I hate her attitude. Why don't she make gaya my style? A sossy bitchy? Psh. She didn't know that I'm half human-half demonyita. Poor her. 

Pasakay na ako ng kotse when someone grabs me. I'm napatingin kay Sydd. He still looks worried.

"I'm going home."

"Sorry. Hindi ko in-expect na magiging gano'n si Chloe. She's nice and.."

"If you're just going to compliment her, stop talking to me, Sydd."

Napayuko siya. "No. That's not what I mean. I'm sorry, wifey.." Tumunghay siya at nakita kong nag-aalala talaga siya.

"It's fine. Uuwi na ako."

Bubuksan ko na ang pinto ng kotse ko nang pigilan niya ako.

"I'll drive you home." He said. "H'wag ka ng tatanggi." Sumakay siya sa driver's seat ng kotse ko. Kaya no choice na rin ako at sumakay na.

He started the engine of the car then nag-drive na siya.

"I'll deal with Chloe about what happened between the two of you a while ago." He make basag the katahimikan na.

I'm not galit naman to Sydd eh. I'm just so inis to the highest mountain everest to that boobie girl.

"Let her be." Sagot ko.

"Pero hindi tama ang inasal niya kanina. Believe me, hindi ko talaga inakalang magkaka-gano'n siya kanina. She's not like that.."

I cleared my lalamunan before looking at him. "It's done. I'm not mag-a-aksaya ng time to her. She's a nobody. And, we're not that close."

"Still, I want to apologize."

"It's not your fault. Hindi dapat ikaw ang nag-a-apologize, tho, I don't really need her apology." sagot ko. "And besides, naka-ganti naman na ako."

He sighed. I just sighed too.

"Are you mad at me?"

Tumingin ako sa kaniya. "There's no reason para magalit ako sa'yo. It's boobie girl's fault. Not yours."

"Boobie girl?"

"Your blonde friend na feeling maganda." I answered.

"Why are you calling her, boobie girl?"

I want to tampal his noo. He's so slow talaga. "Because she have two mountain everest."

"What?"

Tinignan ko siya ng masama. "Her boobs are malaki! Duh!"

Nasamid si Sydd. Slow talaga.

"At dahil doon, nagka-nickname na siya?"

Nagkibit lang ako ng balikat. Eh, sa gusto ko siyang tawaging boobie girl eh.

"Then, can I call you mine?"

Nataranta ako bigla. I don't know bakit ako nagkakaganito. May epekto talaga sa'kin ang mga sinasabi niya.

"And why?!" Kunwari'y nagtataray ako but deep inside, I'm natataranta talaga.

"Obviously, because I want you to be mine." He said seriously.

I don't want him to be like this. My face is..I think, it's red na. And it's nakakahiya. Kyaaa!

"Stop it nga." I said.

There's katahimikan na namagitan to us. I have no sasabihin din naman saka my dibdib is like palpitating na and I can't explain why.

"Ah, wifey."

"Yes?"

My noo is nag-pretzel knots when his face suddenly glow. He's smiling now unlike kanina that he looked worried.

"Yung.."

"What?" My isang kilay is tumaas.

"You kissed me." He smiles with matching biting his lips pa like he's making pigil his kilig. Duh! Sydd is kinikilig? It's so gay ah.

I'm tumango. "Yes."

"W-Why.." He's still smiling like he's nanalo sa lotto.

I rolled my eyes. "Sa cheeks lang 'yun. Don't act like I kissed you on your lips."

"Then, can I kiss your lips?"

I'm biglang napaubo and..oh, the famous dug, dug is here na naman sa dibdib ko.

"D-Dont..Don't..shut up nga!" I said. I'm nauutal! Why is that?!

He laughed. "Sige na wifey, pa-kiss."

Sinamaan ko siya ng tingin. "I'm not making biro to you. Shut up nga dragon Sydd!"

He laughed again. He's making tripping yata against me eh.

"What's funny?" I asked.

"You're blushing." He answered and laughed again. "Means, you want me to kiss you. Pa-kiss ka na kasi."

"Don't be so makulit nga! Just focus on driving." Sabi ko and I make irap to him.

He still laughing. He's nababaliw na yata.

"Did you take methylenedioxymethamphetamine?"

Biglang nawala ang tawa sa labi niya. He became so serious. I want to laugh tuloy.

"Ano? Metimetimin?"

I laughed. "Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Did you take that? Kaya you're like baliw d'yan? Laughing without valid reason?"

His noo is double pretzel knots na. "Ano ba 'yang sinasabi mo tepamin petamin na yan?!" He looks irritated.

I laughed again. "I mean, ecstacy."

"What the hell? Ecstacy lang pala sinasabi mo, may petampenamin ka pang nalalaman, wifey!" Sydd is so cute when he's naiinis.

I just laughed. "Just drive na nga lang!"

Napailing ako saka tumingin sa phone ko. I arched my eyebrow when I saw one message. I opened it.

From: +639251111111
Hi Jewel. Can we meet?
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Napalunok ako. There's one person who's calling me by my second name..

I bit my lower lip. Bakit he wants to meet with me? Oh shems, baka he will ask me na to be the ninang of their anak? Waaaaa. Hazel is buntis na kaya? Ohmyshakeshakefries!