Y/N: Me too, I'm a bit hungry.

Skully: Shroomy said the Cafeteria is open for Breakfast, lunch and dinner, how neat.

Beta: Okay, so where's that located?

Percy: He gave us a map, right?

SMG4: Oh yeah, I remember.

Mario sniffed the ground like a hound dog and follows the scent of food.

Y/N: Or that could work.

Percy: Follow the plumber.

You then follow Mario all the way to the cafeteria.

Mario: Oooooh, BEKFEST!

He dove into line.

Rob: Hi, how would you like to try some corn cakes?

Mario: Nah, Mario was the real shit!

Rob: Oh.

He gets..well...*sigh* this is gonna be a long ass list of food.

Fried eggs, French toast, two stacks of pancakes, Turkey bacon, one omelet, butter and toast, oatmeal and a slice of apple pie with whipped cream on the side.

Percy: That's a lot of unhealthy food..

Y/N: Knowing Mario, he'll eat it all in one bite.

Skully: Shouldn't we warn him about a heart attack?

Y/N: He'll be fine.

As Mario was devouring his food, someone decided to yell at him.

Meggy: Red! Slow down, you're going to choke!

Mario: Fuck-a you! Mario never choke-

Then he started to choke.

Desti: Should we help him?

Percy: He did this to himself, he can get himself out of it.

Beta: Well, you shouldn't talk with your mouth full.

Nobody bothered to help as you pointed out a poster.

Y/N: Hey, this could be fun.

Saiko: Volley Ball? I like that sport, I used to play it back in my home country.

Y/N: Really? That's cool!

Mario's face was turning blue.

Percy: Fine, you twisted my tail.

He gets his club ready and hits him in the stomach, causing a piece of bacon to hit Beta in the face.

Beta: NOOOOO! IVE BECOME ONE WITH THE SKIN!

Y/N: What are you talking about?..

Beta: JUST GET IT OFF!

You peel the piece off and toss it away.

Beta: Ew..I can never look at bacon the same again...

SMG4: Let's just get some breakfast, ignore Mario.

Everyone agrees and go off to get themselves some food. After eating, Shroomy shows himself.

Shroomy: Hello campers! Follow me to the zip lining! That's where we'll be starting our adventure!

They all follow him outside and up onto a cliff side, where you can see the entire camp from here.

Y/N: Now this is an amazing view.

Saiko: I have to agree.

Shroomy: Alright! We have two sets ready! Skully? Desti? Come up first.

Skully: Alright.

Desti: Okay.

They got strapped in.

Shroomy: Okay, just go slow, it isn't a race, got it-

Desti: Wait, you never said it was..

Shroomy: No! I said, don't go fast-

Skully: Why did you say so?! You're on octoling!

They both race and soon enough, Desti reached the end first.

Desti: Take that blowhole!

Skully: Not bad yourself suction cups.

The next competitors race. It was Y/N and Saiko, they hit the bottom and tied.

Saiko: Good job Y/N!

Y/N: Thanks! You did good too!

Next, Beta vs Meggy.

Beta: You sure you're up for this?

Meggy: What? Kicking your ass? Always ready.

Beta: Sharp tone for a little one.

Meggy: Oh, you've done it now..

Luigi: We can talk about this!

They race and Meggy managed to jam his zip line.

Beta: You little shit...

Meggy: Hah! We got him!

She made it to the end, Beta decided to break free out of the zip line and slowly climb down with his hands.

Beta: Hot, very hot, HOT HOT HOT-

He slipped and fell, he landed on something hairy.

Beta: Someone needs to shave their back.

Tari: Beta! Are you okay?!

Beta: Yep, just fine.

Then, a grizzly bear rises up and threw Beta off its back.

Beta: Wow, okay hater.

For the rest of the zip lining activity, everyone raved, minus Tari and Luigi, at the end, the girls won, and they did like to brag.

Beta: We get it girls, you're the superior beings, don't have to rub it in every five seconds.

Meggy: What's gonna happen if we continue?

Beta: Bad luck will come and bite you on the ass.

Skully: Happened to me once, I ended up regretting it later when a flower pot fell on my head.

Y/N: Ouch..

Skully: Yeah, roses aren't that great when the thorns are still there.

Desti: Whatever, you're just mad you didn't win.

Skully: Is that so?

Y/N: Prank war it is...

The girls agreed to it and went to their cabins to plan, same with the boys.

———

Meggy and Desti think out a plan and target Beta.

Meggy goes up to the boys cabin with a syringe, that is until Beta opens the door with a scythe.

Beta: Hey! Stay back Meggy!

Meggy: Whoa whoa, hey, let's calm down here, we aren't here to hurt you, Right Desti?

Then Desti jumped off the roof and injected Beta with a drug.

Desti: Gotcha!

Meggy: Hah! Now you got Tuberculosis!

Beta only smiled.

Beta: Jokes on you, I already got it.

Meggy: Is that so?

She pulls out another syringe and stabs him with it.

Meggy: Giardiasis!

Beta: I'm a carrier.

Desti then stabbed Beta with another syringe.

Desti: Conjunctivitis!

Beta: First Patient in the hospital, you gotta do better than that.

A few hours later...

Meggy: I don't get it, we tried every disease, what is it he doesn't have?

Desti: Oooh. I got one..

Meggy: What's that?

Desti drags Meggy along with her to a plane, then she flies it to a deserted island.

Desti: Hey Gilligan.

Gilligan: Hey.

They pass by and find what they were looking for deep in the jungle.

Desti: Perfect, get me the jar.

Meggy does so, Desti gets it and captured an unnamed jungle spider. They leave in the plane and back over to the camp.

Beta: Back already?

Desti: Yep, and what this is has no name, so you can't have it.

She opens the jar and the jungle spider jumps out and onto Beta's arm, it bites it, leaps off and runs away.

Beta: Huh, strange, guess I'm immune to that to-

Then his skin turned purple with spots.

Beta: Why...

He passes out.

Meggy: Mission accomplished.

They fist bump and walk away.

———

Percy saw Saiko's hammer and decided to steal it without her watching.

Percy: Okay, now Skully!

Skully: Yo what's up.

Saiko: Can I help you?

Skully: Yeah, you mind helping me find my tail.

Saiko: Lost it again?

Skully: Yep.

Saiko: Where did you last have it?

Skully: Near your hammer.

Saiko: My hammer-

She looks to see it's gone.

Skully: What's wrong? Lost your hammer?

Saiko immediately picks him up.

Saiko: Where. Is. It?..

Skully: Scare me all you want, it won't work.

Saiko: Okay, you asked for it.

She drop kicked him into the clouds, while he was up there, he looks to see majestic angels soaring through the air.

Skully: So beautiful...

Before he could say anything else, he fell out of the clouds and back into the atmosphere, he unfortunately landed and broke his spine.

Skully: OW FUCK!

Beta: SKULLY!

Meggy: Oh shoot.

He wasn't breathing, you check his pulse and felt one.

Y/N: He's gonna be fine, he just needs a bed to rest on.

Saiko: I'm sorry..

Beta: Oh? You're fucking sorry?! Maybe next time don't launch my brother into the fucking clouds!

That hit Saiko, she decided to give you guys some space.

SMG4: Well. Now what?

Y/N: I don't blame them, Saiko has always had her hammer, and if she loses that hammer, she's gonna go crazy.

Beta: Meggy and Desti fucking poisoned me with some spider, so what you're saying is that is ok?

Percy: Well, did you provoke them in any way?

Beta: Uh, no, they attacked first.

Percy: Then you can get revenge on them, but I don't think now is the time.

Skully then woke up.

Skully: Hey, is it me or do I feel a cramp in my back?..

Beta: Skully! Thank Christ you're alive!

Y/N: Holy moly..

You hug him, he hugged back.

Skully: I'm Skully Fucking Ribbones, death fears me.

Y/N: As always, how do you feel?

Skully: Minus the cramp in my back, everything else is fine.

Y/N: Good, good.

Percy: We should apologize to them.

Beta: You're joking right? Cause that's not a funny joke.

Percy: Beta, this prank war doesn't need to proceed any further.

Beta: Says who?

Percy: Says me, look at you, your skin is still purple and spotted.

Beta: So? I'll get over it...after I..take this..nap..

He fell down and broke a table.

Skully: Well, he's out, and another table broke.

Y/N: Should we help him?

SMG4: Eh, let's leave him

(Welp, Beta's gonna have a real bad day.)