Saiko's POV

I wake up and see I'm laying in the sand, I get up and look around for the others.

Saiko: Y/N? Beta? Anyone? Where are you all!?

Soon I hear someone swearing, so I approached them with caution, getting my trusty hammer out. Then I see the grey idiot with a bucket stuck to his head.

Beta: Get this fucking bucket off my head!! Someone?!?

Saiko: Beta!

I approached him.

Beta: Saiko? Is that you?

Saiko: Yes. Hold still.

Beta does so and I yank the bucket off his head.

Beta: Thanks..

I toss the bucket away, I ended up hitting someone else in the head though.

Meggy: Ow!

Saiko: Sorry!

Meggy: I-It's fine..

She said rubbing her head. Skully then came swimming out of the water with Y/N in his hands.

Skully: Fuck fuck fuck, he isn't breathing!!

He lays him down and began to do CPR, pumping his chest. I panicked and ran over there fast.

Saiko: What's wrong with him?!?

Skully: He almost drowned! He needs CPR!!

I hear this and I throw Skully off to the side, immediately got on my knees and use my fingers to plug his nose shut, I then did mouth to mouth, my lips connected with his, I then began to pump his lungs with air until I stop to see him coughing up water.

Skully: Oh thank god!

Saiko: Y/N! A-are you ok?!

Y/N: Thanks to you..yeah..*Cough*

SMG4 was then seen next, he drifted towards the shore on a piece of wood, and dry somehow.

SMG4: Pfft, rookies.

Skully:..How come you didn't even crash into the water?..

SMG4: I'm a god, that's why.

No one else questions it and got up.

Beta: Yeah? Try this then.

SMG4: Wait..what are you doing-

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Skully: Where's everyone else?

As you said that, Desti, Percy, Mario, Luigi, Bob & Boopkins show up.

Bob: WhAtS uP bItChEs!

Beta: Fuck you too, wanna join Glitchy?

Boopkins: *Gasp* ANIME!!!

Bob: HeLl YeS!

They immediately bolted off.

Beta: I take that as a no.

Desti: Be grateful they didn't drag any of us with them..

Percy: I'm very grateful, I can stand it.

Y/N: Well, let's go see what Japan has.

Beta: Sushi?

Desti/Meggy: No!/What?!

Beta: I'm joking.

Skully: Strange enough, I've never eaten seafood before.

Beta: Whaaaat?..yes you have! I saw you eat fish sticks!

Skully: Those were chicken fingers.

Beta: Oh..but you're a dolphin like me..isn't your diet fish and other things like that?..

Skully: I'm not the fish eating dolphin stereotype, I like my BBQ ribs though, best food there is.

Beta: Eh, say what you want, but I love my fish sticks. Besides, they come in all sorts of flavors, Cod, Shark, Pollock, heck, even Haddock.

Skully: I'm sure it is.

Y/N: Alright, we can talk about fish sticks later. For now, let's go ahead and explore this place, cause I think it'll be beautiful!

Saiko: You think so?

Y/N: I know so.

She smiled.

Saiko: Thanks, I think you might like it.

Y/N: Anytime.

Axol smirks.

Axol: I know where this is going.

Y/N: Did you say something?

Axol: Nope! Nothing at all.

Y/N: Okaaay..

Beta's phone kept going off on Discord, but he ignores it.

Beta: Okay..so what's here besides anime, sushi and mangas?

Saiko: Well they have sword fights-

Beta: Where?

Saiko: Ummm..up on the hill, near the cherry blossom tree.

Beta: Thanks.

He travelled up the hill, only to find a poster.

Beta: The fuck is this?..

Bob: YoU dIdNt PiNg BaCk.

Beta: You can't read that in ten seconds, dumbass.

Bob: Do it!

Beta: No.

Bob: I rEaD iT iN tEn SeCoNdS, sO yEs YoU cAn. NoW dO wHaT iT sAyS!

Beta: I already have a female version of me getting slapped on the ass! Is that not enough?

Bob: DO IT! WE WANT TO SEE MAID BETA!

Beta: No.

Bob: YES!

Beta: Get Axol to draw it for you!

Bob: I dOnT hAvE mOnEy, I sPeNt It On HeNtAi GaMeS fOr ChRisTmAs!

Beta: Well that sounds like a big load something I couldn't give a fuck about.

Bob: CHANGE INTO A CAT GIRL!

Beta: NO!

Bob: YES!

Beta: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

Bob: BUT I CAN ANNOY YOU UNTIL YOU DO IT! NOW DO IT FUCK HEAD!

Beta: I'LL JUST IGNORE YOU THEN! SO GET FUCKED!

Bob: OH COME ON! YOU BITCH! YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE LAW!

Beta: I'M THE SASSIEST BITCH, THE LAW CAN SUCK MY DICK!

Bob: I'LL MAKE AN EXPOSE VIDEO, DON'T FUCKING TEST ME!

Beta: EXPOSE ME FOR WHAT?! BEING HORNY?!

Bob: CHANGE INTO A CAT GIRL!

Beta: NO!

Bob: YES!

Beta: NEVER!

Bob: YOU NEVER PINGED BACK NERD!

Beta: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK!

Bob: WELL I DO!

Beta: TOO BAD BITCH!

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Saiko and you were walking through the scenery, until you both hear their bickering. So Saiko puts a finger on your lips.

Saiko: Excuse me for just one second..

Y/N: Okay, where are you going?

Saiko: Silencing two morons.

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Saiko approached the two of them, weapons in hands.

Saiko: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I LAY THE HAMMER DOWN!

Bob & Beta: MAKE US BITCH!

They both get out their blades.

Saiko:..What did you two call me?..

Beta: Ahem, a bitch.

Bob: YeAh! YoU bItCh!

Saiko:.........

———

Bob and Beta were both covered in bruises, Beta had a chipped tooth while Bob had a black eye and a broken sword hand.

Bob: So..

Beta: No..

Bob: Do It..

Beta: Fuck off.

Saiko: Ahem..

They both tensed up.

Saiko: Are we getting along?..

Bob: Um Uh..

Beta: I'm going to the ocean..

Saiko: Allow me to help you.

Beta: That's fine-

Saiko launched him into the water, he sticks his hand out only to flip her off before sinking.

Saiko: Now..where were we?..

Y/N: Walking and talking about your culture?

Saiko: OH! Now I remember.

(Part 2 is coming soon, and no, it won't take half a year, hehe..I really need to update this more often..)