New girl

A new day, and a new girl for the castle. Today Saiko wanted to hang out and get to know more about Y/N and his friends, so she saw that Y/N and his group were playing a game of Smash Eachother in the ass bros.

Saiko: What's going on?

Y/N: Hey Saiko! We're just playing some S.E.I.T.A.B.

Saiko: Oh, looks fun!

She watches as Tari and Meggy were tied until they both hit eachother with a critical hit.

Y/N: Oh Damn. It's a tie.

Tari: That was great!

Meggy: It sure was! I had fun!

Peter: That's quite a fight they put up.

Saiko: What the? Who's that?

Y/N: Oh, this is Peter, he's a pterodactyl.

Peter: Good day.

Saiko: Oh, Uh, hi Peter.

Peter: Hello, well as fun as this was, I best get going, those NFT's aren't gonna make themselves.

He flew away and shattered Peach's window.

Peach: WHAT THE?!

Peter: Sorry!

Peach: GET BACK HERE!

Peter: No, you can't catch me! I can fly motherfucker!

He got away.

Saiko: He's Uh..interesting.

Y/N: Don't mind him, he can be a bit iffy, at least he's better than Bob.

Saiko: That's for sure, what are we doing today?

SMG4: Well-

He was then interrupted by the one and then only..SMG3.

SMG3: Hey losers.

Bob: ThAtS rUdE!

SMG4: Can't you see I was about to say something?

SMG3: Don't care, just came by to say that, enjoy what's left of the castle.

He laughed and ran off, confused by what he was talking about, you hear beeping coming from the kitchen.

Y/N: HE PLANTED A BOMB!

You run into the kitchen and find it in the oven, you grab it and threw it out the window, it its the water and sank, until a faint boom was heard and Boopkins came flying out of the water.

Boopkins: HELP!

You open your arms out and get ready to catch him.

Y/N: Hold on! I got you!

He was falling down, luckily you caught him and set him down.

Boopkins: Whoa...Thank you Y/N.

He hugs you, you hug back.

Saiko: Who was that?

Y/N: SMG3, he's a dick.

Saiko: Good to know, next time I see him, I'll flatten him with this baby.

She wielded her hammer.

Y/N: Wow! Did you make that yourself?

Saiko: Well, yeah..

Y/N: That looks amazing.

She smiles with blush on her face.

Saiko: T-thank you, I thought you'd laugh at me for that.

Y/N: No, of course not. Hell, I give credit for that! Skully can't even make a hammer that big.

Skully: Hey!

Y/N: No offense, your scythe and pistol are cool.

Skully: None taken, just be careful.

Saiko feels a lot better about herself, she was about to say something but a pterodactyl flew in.

Peter: Hey, what happened?

Y/N: SMG3 planted a bomb.

Peter heard this and landed.

Peter: Did you get rid of it?!

Y/N: yes, don't worry.

Peter: Phew..that would've been bad. Glad to know the castles in one piece..well..

He looks at the shattered window.

Peter: Most of it.

SMG3: Let me go!

Percy: No! You aren't going anywhere!

You saw your scaly friend with the asshole who almost blew up the castle.

Percy: Caught this scoundrel snooping through here, what shall we do with him?

Peter: Make him into a plumber stew!

SMG3: WHAT?!

Y/N: No, we aren't going to eat him, that's fucked up.

Peter: Fucked up to you..not to me.

Beta: Ew, gross.

Saiko: I'd like to make an alternate suggestion.

She smiled and gets her hammer.

SMG3: Great, now we have a freak show with a hammer.

Saiko hits him and flew him into the distance.

Y/n: Now that was amazing.

Percy: Indeed.

Peter: I say we celebrate with corn cakes.

You three look over at Peter with a puzzled look.

Peter: What? Corn cakes are delicious!

Y/N: Eh, why not.

You and your friends decided to have a few corn cakes. Very corny.

(SMG3 vs Corn Cakes)

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