After a whole week of camp, the bus was finally coming.

Mario: Finally! Mario gets to go home and eat spaghetti!

Beta:....Okay? But what about that flying dinosaur.

Axol: Well technically he isn't a dinosaur-

Beta: Save it Axol.

Y/N: He should've stayed in the Late Cretaceous, then we wouldn't have to hear about his cheesy artwork, I'm sure there's a better person who can paint and draw better than him.

Skully: That would've shut him up for good.

The bus arrived, you all load your luggage on it and proceed to get in, you and Saiko sat next to eachother on the way back. The bus ride got a bit boring, so Beta decided to tell you all a story.

Beta: So, wanna hear a story?

Y/N: Uh, sure.

Skully: You know you're falling into his trap, right?

Meggy: Oh boy..

Desti: Shit..

Beta: Well, once there was a Llama named Morgan. Morgan had a problem though, his phone died, which is every gamer's worst nightmare.

Tari: He's not wrong..

Y/N: What did Morgan do next?

Beta: Well I'm glad you asked, Morgan then tries finding his charger, but it was nowhere to be found, so he gets up and leaves his room, he goes downstairs and finds his friend who was a rhino named Vernon.

Meggy: What happened next?

Beta: Well Morgan asks Vernon what happened to his charger, so Vernon tells him this long and boring story about a story he couldn't give a fuck about.

Skully: Oh god..*snicker*

Beta: And then, Morgan interrupted by just saying get to the point, so he does and Vernon said he needed to charge!

You all burst in laughter.

Beta: Yes..the scary part about it is that no one knows what happened to that charger..no one knows if Morgan ever found his charger..

Desti: That could make a good campfire story.

Beta: If you want something scary, I'd give you one, but since Tari's here, I'll keep the mood light. For now.

Tari: I appreciate it.

Y/N: So, ever wondered what happened with that spider?

Saiko: What spider?

Beta: Oh..yeah, I think it's safe somewhere.

———

The spider was with a harem. Then it looked straight at the camera.

Spider: You will get no bitches.

———

Meggy: How's the bite?

Beta: I can't really feel it anymore.

Y/N: Really?

Beta: Yeah, it just feels like an itch now.

Skully: And for once, Beta isn't swearing.

Beta: That can change rapidly.

Skully: I know.

Percy: So, what was the highlight of everyone's trip?

Meggy: Definitely the zip lining!

Desti: Archery was fun!

Skully: Mine would possibly be carving out a wooden moose, I named him Melvin.

Y/N: Sweet name!

Skully: Yeah, thanks!

Beta: Don't even get me started on the mosquitoes, it was about as bad as that time where Adobe Flash retired..

———

Beta: Time to play me some Crush the Castle 2!-

Beta: NOOOOO-

———

Y/N: Yeah..how unfortunate..

Axol: But hey, look on the bright side! I've managed to finish my manga!

Beta: Oh goody..well forgive me for not leaping in joy, bad back, ya know?

Axol rolled his eyes at his sarcasm.

Axol: Whatever you say Beta. It's about an anime-

Beta: That no one cares about? Interesting.

Axol:.....about an anime that shows what true love.

Beta: What's the love part, a girl getting fucked by an octopus?

Desti: I'm sitting right here..

Beta: No offense.

Desti: None taken, jerk.

Axol: Well that's another story, for now, this story is about a boy who meets a beautiful girl, then some time later, they both became more than friends, sharing their true loves kiss under a cherry blossom tree..

Beta:..Huh, not half bad..I guess.

Skully: That's beautiful Axol.

Axol: Thanks Skully, what about the rest of you?

Saiko: I personally think it's wonderful!

Y/N: Yeah, I like it!

Meggy: I'm not that big on anime, but it sounds like a good story.

Percy: Let me know when it's done, I'll give it a good read.

Axol: Will do, as soon as I'm done.

-A Few Hours Later-

You fell asleep, after dozing off, Saiko noticed and gently pulls you to her, letting you rest on her shoulder. She smiles and rests her head on your own head.

Axol noticed too and smiles.

Then the bus hit something.

Screwball: Whoops, I hit something..

Turns out, he hit Toad.

Toad: Ow...

Skully: Toad! Are you okay?!

Toad: I think so..my head hurts..

His head was split open, making Skully wince.

Skully: Oh god..Uh, let's see here..Uh, here.

He chucked a 1-Up Mushroom at him, healing him.

Toad: Thanks Skully!

He hugs him.

Skully: You're welcome.

He returns the hug, after breaking it, Saiko wakes you up.

Saiko: Hey, get up sleepyhead.

You do so and yawn.

Y/N: Are we there yet?

Saiko: Yes, yes we are.

Y/N: Oh, cool.

You get up and get off the bus and stretch.

Meggy: Enjoy your nap?

Y/N: I did, thanks for asking.

Meggy: At least you didn't have to hear Beta's nonsense stories.

Beta: Hey! You like them!

Meggy: Who said I did? Cause I don't.

Beta: Well you're a..ummm...you know what, Nevermind..

Meggy:

Beta: Dafaq. No thank you.

Meggy: No seriously, I insist, what was it you wanted to call me?

Beta: A Uh...a shitbird.

Meggy:.....what?...

Beta: What? Is it because I don't have a mustache or a boat?

Meggy: Nope! And since you called me that, I'm making you sleep in outside.

Beta: You ain't my mother!

Meggy: Don't care, I'll keep you outside till the end of the day.

Beta: That isn't gonna happen.

Meggy: Is that so?

Beta: As strong as you are, you aren't-

Then handcuffs were attached to a tree and his hand.

Beta: going to..keep me out of the castle?..

Meggy: What were you saying?

Y/N: Well we better go in, it's gonna start raining here soon.

Everyone agreed and went inside.

Beta: Wait! You can't leave me out here!!

Then the rain starting pouring.

Beta: In the rain..

Then as he said that, lighting strikes.

Beta: With lighting..

Desti was the last one to leave the bus.

Beta: Desti! You gotta help me!

Desti: Oh! Damn! Sorry, something just came up! I can't be out in the rain for too long, I'll get a rash. Ya know?

Beta: Desti..DESTI! DO NOT LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!

Desti: Sorry! You're breaking up!

Beta: DESTI YOU SON OF A BITCH GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!

Desti: Nope sorry, can't!

She went inside.

Beta: Damn it..

———

Y/N: Good to be back..

Peach: Hello everyone.

Y/N: Hey Peach.

Peach: Well seems like my break is over.

Y/N: You were on break?

Peach: I was, for a week, but now I'm back to my job..

Percy: What happened to Peter?

Peach: I kicked him out.

Percy: Good.

Peach: Where's Beta?

Meggy: He died.

Peach: Oh thank god...

Y/N: The hell?..

Peach: What? That guy was a dick!

Skully: That doesn't mean he deserves to die!

Peach: Well speak your opinion, but mine stays the same.

Beta: Now that's fucked up..

Peach: Damn it! Why are you alive?!

Beta: Uh, cause I can? Why aren't you married?

Peach: I- umm...

Beta: Exactly.

Meggy: How did you escape?!

Beta: I slipped out of the cuffs.

Meggy: Darn it.

Toadsworth: Oh goodie! You're all back! I just made dinner.

Everyone looked at the old guy and saw he had lasagna.

Everyone: YES!

(Mmmm, lasagna so saucy and meaty...and that creamy cheese- okay I'll shut up now...)