Convention gone Wild
Today, You all decided to head down to the local convention to see what's there, luckily it wasn't crowded as much, so you get a free pass.
Y/N: I'm excited, wonder what they'll have.
Saiko: I hope they have weapons!
Beta: Same here.
Y/N: Wait..you don't have my wallet. Do you?
Beta: Maybe...
Meggy: He does.
Beta: I did! Then I snuck it into Percy's jaws.
Percy: So that's why my teeth are driving me crazy!
Y/N: You shouldn't talk with your mouth full.
Beta: That's what she said.
Mario: Dafaq?
Percy got what he thought was your wallet out, but it happened to be a fish skeleton?
Percy: Huh..I should floss more.
Skully: So that's what happened to Boopkin's goldfish..
Percy: Sorry, I was starving!
Y/N: Just be glad that Boopkins didn't hear or see that.
Desti: Besides that, I'm going to look over at the weaponry, see if they have anything good.
Saiko: I'll come along.
Beta: Me too.
Y/N: Same.
Skully: Let's go.
The five of you go ahead and go to the weapons and browse. Percy and Meggy got to go and see the sports section, meanwhile Mario, Bowser, SMG4 and Luigi went to where both Mario and Luigi wanted to go to, to see if his favorite celebrity was there, Chef Boyaredeeznuts. Meanwhile Peter was stuck with Boopkins in the anime section.
Boopkins: Peter! Look! They have mangas!
Peter: Uh..yeah! Thats Uh..brilliant...who the fuck even reads those nowadays?
Boopkins: What?
Peter: Nothing Skippy, just continue.
Boopkins: Well we have Naruto and Goku teaming up to defeat Jojo-
Peter: Wait, where's Tari?
Boopkins: I don't know.
Peter: The author didn't mention her.
Meanwhile, Tari was in heaven, not literally, she's not dead..I meant to say that she found a duck store.
Tari: Whoa...they have so many here!!!
Back over with Fishy and Peter.
Boopkins: Also! This is where they have that avatar last air bender dvd's! We can watch them later!
Peter: Awesome Skippy, we better not have to pay a fortune to get this VHS.
Boopkins: It's only four coins.
Peter: That much? Wow..okay..Uh, I'll pay for it, since you've been a good helper.
Meanwhile...
Y/N: A lot of good stuff in here.
Saiko: Definitely.
Skully: No guns?
Beta: Just blades, but it's fine.
Desti: Not all weapon places have to have guns. Sometimes it's just knives.
Skully: Better than nothing I guess..
Y/N: So, what's your favorite weapon?
Saiko: Mine would have to be-
Saiko was interrupted by a loud crash, alerting everyone.
Desti: What was that?..
Beta: Did you bring one of those cupcakes again?..
Skully: Uh, No? I left them at the castle.
-At the castle-
Peach: Ooh, cupcake!
She attempts to grab it but it detonated, making a perfectly cut scream.
-Back with Y/N-
Saiko: Let's go investigate then, someone could be in trouble!
Y/N: Already a step ahead! Let's go!
Everyone rushes out to find Waluigi laughing with a Skepter.
Waluigi: Prepare to taste my wrath!
He sends in a bunch of T-Posing Koopas to attack.
Y/N: Waluigi?
Desti: So that's what that asshole's been up to.
Beta: I've had enough of this clown!
He draws his scythe and attacks him, he cuts off his finger, causing him to drop his Skepter.
Waluigi:..You..you piece of shit! Look what you did!
Beta: Cry about it.
Waluigi, now pissed off sends a master hand to attack him, Beta jumped away from its grasp.
Beta: Bring it.
Desti: I gotta go get the others! Stay safe!
Y/N: We'll try! Hurry!
She nods and goes into octo-form to splash away into the sports part.
Desti: Meggy! Percy!
Percy: Desti! Thank god you're safe!
Meggy: Where are the others?! Are they hurt?!
Desti: No no, they're fine, look, we need to get out of here, this place will probably cave in and I don't wanna stick around to find out.
Meggy: Okay, let's go then.
Desti gets Percy and Meggy out of the store and gets them away from Waluigi. SMG4 heard what was going on and left to go get the death bus.
Peter: What the hell was that?
Boopkins: Maybe it's thunder.
Peter: No, I checked the weather on the News, it said it should be cloudy.
Boopkins: You don't think our friends are in trouble..right?..
Peter: It's possible, come along, we should get going.
Boopkins: But what about our friends?!
Peter: What have they done for us?! Criticize us? Bring us down? Come on, we don't need them and they don't need us.
Boopkins: O-okay..
Peter: Hey, buddy..listen, everything will be ok, got it?
Boopkins: Okay..I believe you.
Peter: Good, now hop on!
He hesitated but climbed on his back, Peter then flapped his wings and took flight, disappearing into the sky.
Y/N: Waluigi, stand down! This isn't right!
Waluigi: This is right Y/N, and you're next!
He picked you up and launched you into the ceiling.
Saiko: Y/N!!!
Rage coursed through her veins and something awoke inside of her, she grabbed ahold of her hammer and rushed at Waluigi, and just like that.
Waluigi Froze there for a second and gasped for air.
Waluigi: W-what..have you done?!...*coughs* my spine...
Beta: I've been there before, deal with it.
Wario: Bro?!
Waluigi: Wario..
He collapsed and fell into Wario's arms.
Saiko: Was I too hard on him?...
Desti: He'll be fine..I think.
Waluigi: Can someone take me to the hospital?
Skully: Wait..what's that in the sky?
Everyone looks up and saw you falling down at a high rate. Saiko reacted quickly and caught you before any bones could break.
Saiko: Are you okay?! You're not hurt are you?!
Y/N: No no, I'm ok, thanks to you.
Saiko smiles and relaxes a bit.
Saiko: Thank god..if you weren't..I would've torn his limbs off.
Percy whispered to Skully.
Percy: So, how much do you wanna bet those two become a couple?
Skully: Probably about all of my life savings.
Percy: Same here.
Wario takes Waluigi to the hospital, he unfortunately spilled his coffee and crashes his car into a fire hydrant, causing water the spew out.
Soldier: Sweet land of liberty!
It doesn't end there. SMG4 came back with the Death Bus and accidentally ran over them both.
SMG4: Where are they?! Did they get away?!
Skully: Nope. You got them.
SMG4: Wait, really?
Skully: Yeah, look. You flattened them to death.
SMG4: Oh...shoot....
Y/N: It's fine, let's go home..this place is totaled.
Engineer: Welp. Time to get to work.
(Well that happened..erm..spaghetti with chicken soup anyone?)
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