Boopkins the babysitter
Today, Peter signed Boopkins to watch over his NFTs.
Peter: Okay skippy, your job is simple, just watch over my masterpieces, got it?
Boopkins: Okay! What do I get for it?
Peter: Something very special, I'll let you know when I come back, I gotta get some potatoes.
Boopkins: Alright, see ya Peter!
Peter: Bye buddy.
He flies off to the store, and Boopkins pretends to be an army guard and marches back and forth. He then saw Beta climb up the tree house.
Beta: Yo what's up.
Boopkins: Oh hey Beta! I'm just watching over Peters NFTs!
Beta: Oh, great..I was just looking for him, where is he?
Boopkins: He went to the store to get potatoes.
Beta: Oh, do you know when he'll be back?
Boopkins: Uhhh..he never mentioned that.
Beta: Ah, I see..I'll just wait here until he comes back.
Boopkins: Okay!
They both sit there, until someone had to break the awkward silence.
Beta: Well, how's your day?
Boopkins: Pretty good, I kinda wish I had my anime dvd's.
Beta: Uh..okay?.. I regret asking..
Boopkins: What?
Beta: Nothing, just nothing.
Boopkins: Oh, okay, you wanna watch Turning Red-
Beta: NO! That movie is fucking terrible and everyone who worked on that film went to therapy!
Boopkins: Okay..I guess I bought this for nothing.
He gets the dvd out, Beta quickly grabbed it and yeeted it into a hole.
Beta: There, the furry hell-shit is gone.
Boopkins: I guess that works, wanna play a game?
Beta:...What kind of game?...
Boopkins: Connect four.
Beta: Thank god, not an anime game.. yeah, I'm down.
While they were playing Connect Four, he gets a notification on his phone.
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Boopkins: What was that?
Beta: My phone, hang on.
He pulls out his phone and saw the discord server blowing up.
SMG4: Why is it we never use the discord server anymore?
Beta types in something snarky.
Beta: Because this server is dead, that's why.
Meggy: Agreed.
Y/N: I should get Saiko a phone.
Percy: That would be nice for her.
Skully: How do I ban Beta from the server? He sent me NSFW crap again..
Tari: God Beta..
Y/N: What the fuck is wrong with you Beta?
Beta: No one tell him.
Skully: TELL ME!
Beta: Figure it out.
Skully: Damn you.
Beta: All I did was send you a Crewmate being sus.
Skully: TOO SUS IS TOO MUCH!
Beta laughs and turns off his phone.
Boopkins: Who was that?
Beta: Oh no one bud.
Boopkins: I have Discord too, you know that right?
Beta: Don't say I didn't warn you.
Boopkins opened it up and his eyes popped out looking at the messages.
Beta: I warned you.
Boopkins: Why?!
Beta: Cause I care for your safety.
Boopkins: Really?
Beta: No.
Mario then came up the ladder to see them both.
Mario: HEY! YOU TOOK MY SPAGHETTI!
Beta: Since when?
Mario: SMG4 TOLD ME YOU STOLE MY SPAGHETTI!
Beta: Well he's a fat liar, I never took your obese bowl of pasta.
Boopkins: Guys! Guys! There's no need to fight-
Mario decided to tackle Beta down and strangle him.
Beta: MARIO! Get the fuck off!
He threw Mario off, the began to fight, Boopkins tried to interfere and stop them, but ended up getting kicked out and of the treehouse.
Eventually they stopped fighting as soon as they heard the tree.
Beta: Please tell me that wasn't the tree..
Mario: It wasn't Mario's stomach..
Then the tree started to topple over, luckily Beta and Mario were safe with only little bruises.
Boopkins: Oh no! Guys! His NFT's are gone!!
Beta: Well he can make more.
Mario: Exactly.
Boopkins: But it'll take him ages!
Beta: This sounds more like a him problem. I'm gonna go and sharpen my scythe, see ya.
Mario: Imma go eat some spaghetti!
Boopkins: But what about the tree house?!
Beta: Look around you, plenty of new trees.
He heads off along side with Mario.
Boopkins: Oh man...he's gonna be mad-
Peter: Hey Skippy, I'm back-
He looked in horror at the sight of his own tree house demolished. He flew inside the rubble to begin searching.
(Oh sheeeet, he found out...)
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