It was a normal day in the mushroom kingdom. Everyone was bored and laying around on the couch, thinking about what they could do.

Y/N: I am so BOOOOORED!

You groan out.

Percy: Same..isn't there anything for us to do?

Meggy: None that I can think off.

Desti: Hmmmm...maybe we could name some places and cross them off to see if they're boring or not.

Y/N: I'm with that idea.

Everyone then started naming different places.

Skully: Inkopolis Town Square.

Percy: Pangea.

Beta: Hell.

Bob: StRiP cLuB!

Saiko: Japan.

Mario: Spaghetti Palace!

Y/N: The mall.

Desti: Huh..those are interesting choices. And Uh, No Bob and no Mario.

Bob: DaMn It! MaYbE aNoThEr TiMe.

Mario: Shet!

Skully: We can spin the wheel of pain, whichever one it lands on, we do that.

Everyone liked that idea.

Y/N: Okay, let's do that.

Out of nowhere, Skully pulled out a wheel from his back pocket and placed it down.

Skully: Here we go!

He spun it around.

Skully: Round and round we go. Where's it gonna land? No one knows!

The wheel of pain has landed on...

Japan!

Saiko: Hell yeah!!

Y/N: Alright! I've always wanted to see what it's like there.

Saiko: You'd love it there, it's got all sorts of stuff in store.

Boopkins: Does it have anime?!

Saiko: Yes?...

Bob: DoEs It HaVe WaIfUs?!

Saiko: Uh...Yeah?...why?

They immediately got their suitcases and threw them into the car.

Boopkins: I'm ready!

Bob: To GeT sOmE tItTiEs!

Beta face palmed.

Beta: Do these dipshits have to go with us?

Meggy: I'm afraid we don't have a choice.

Beta: Well, have fun, I ain't going.

Y/N: You're going.

Beta: You're not my dad.

Saiko: Get your ass in the car..now.

Beta: Make me..

They stare each other down.

Saiko: I'm gonna give you another chance, get. In.

Beta: Hmmmm, how bout this.

He then did something he shouldn't have done.

He flipped her off.

Saiko: Okay, you asked for it!

She launched Beta into the car.

Beta: Ow..you broke my finger..

Saiko: That's a shame, so, Japan?

Y/N: Yeah! Let's go.

Everyone gets in the vehicle.

SMG4: Damn..

Mario: What-a?

SMG4: Out of gas.

Skully: I did tell SOMEONE to fill the tank, but they never did it..

Everyone looks at Beta.

Beta: What? It was an accident!

Desti: Nevermind, how do we get there?

Y/N: I have an idea. HEAVY SQUID!!

Meggy: Wait, I though he was dead-

Then the Heavy Squid teleported to you.

Heavy Squid: WOOMIS POW!

Then the car was launched through the sky.

Heavy Squid: Is nice, yes this is stoopid!

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As everyone was in the sky, they decided to have a conversation.

SMG4: So, does jacking off count as a sport?

Beta: Yes.

Meggy: Of course you'd say that..

Beta: What? It's obvious! Don't act like you don't do the same!

Meggy: I'm a girl, I don't do that stuff!

Beta: What's stopping you from doing that?

Saiko: I'll punch you if you don't stop talking.

Beta:

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And just like that, Saiko punched him hard enough to make him pass out.

Y/N: Now we're gonna have a nice ride there, thank you Saiko.

Saiko: You're welcome Y/N.

Meggy: Yeah, thanks.

Skully: Uh..guys?

Percy: We're about to land!

Desti: Where are we landing?

Skully: IN THE WATER!

Y/N: WAIT WHAT-

The car crashed into the water.

(Trophy Earned!: Watery Grave)