In all honesty, I was just inspired to make this while watching someone describing my hero academia characters. If you know the video that is. 😉

Now first off, don't take this offensively. This is my opinion. Also don't mind my terrible jokes as I made this. 😂

This is for the laughs.

You can even do this in your book if you want, it would be fun to read.

So yeah, let the horrible comedy I make begin. 😓😓😓😓

1. Doc x Xisuma
You want Xisuma to have a new career as a doctor. 🏥🏥🏥

2. Ren x Iskall
Imagine Ren as an actual dog, pooping diorite. And Iskall hesitantly cleaning every single time he poops.

3. Grian x Mumbo
You just want to ship Harry Potter with a man with no actual mustache. Plus their kinda opposites, that's why it's cute.

4. Zedaph x Impulse x Tango
You just want to bring more yaoi from anime to the hermitcraft fandom. Also this is the most popular threesome ship because it's the only known threesome ship. (Kinda)😓

5.Cub x Scar
Bring the villain from the Lion King! Except the villain is a baby.

6. Doc x Ren
After recently watching Scooby Do, that's when Doc falls in love.

7. Mumbo x Iskall
This ship for me is considered an underrated ship. No matter how cute it sounds like, I'm not sure if will be seeing a lot of this. Also imagine these two were on a date. The next time they have an Architect meeting, those two will both end up sitting on buttons. And then they suddenly realize that Grian's chair is even bigger and more superior than before.

(If you get what I mean 😂😂😂)

8. Joe x Cleo
You people really disagree with the whole father figure thing. PAPA JOE MODE HAS BEEN IGNORED!!

9. Stress x Iskall
You have to admit, they are a pretty "cool" duo.

(Iskall: BA DUM DAM!!)

10. Grian x Mumbo x Iskall
You really want more yaoi, do you? And also seeing as the Sahara desert is very hot, and here we are! Shipping three hot men!

(Pun intended)😂

11. False x Xisuma
You just want a straight ship to exist.

12. Grian x False
Blonde ship

13. Mumbo x Poultry Man
How bold of you to ship Grian x Mumbo twice. 😏

And how bold of me to call Grian Poultry Man 😂

14. TFC x Jevin x Well
You want them to have a happy life. Also more shipping!

15. False x Evil Xisuma
Every ship False is in, he'll sink it. Which is a pretty bad idea. 😂 Why drown the love of your life? Also everyone wants more Xisuma x False, except more evil in this love story.

16. Grian x Doc
Double tsunderes and terrifying leaders together. 😓😓😓

17. Scar x Grian
It would be a great Romeo and Juliet story, except more Concorp and Sahara advertising. 😐

18. Iskall x Grian
This will be chaos. Also if you hate this ship, not to worry! Grian has a skin for everything! Put him in a diorite skin and watch as Grian will soon end up in flames! Easy!😊

19. False x Cleo
How willing are you to put a lesbian ship?

20. Iskall x Renbob
You want more Ren x Iskall

21. TFC x Ren
Now your just being random. 😒

22. Ren x Grian
(Sing this with The two Bros chilling in a hot tub tune)
"Two hippies, chilling near a mushroom. Impulse as the priest 'cause they are gay!

(Impulse's thumbnail reference)

23. Keralis x Bdubs
After a few days since Bdubs fell from the sky, Keralis is enjoying a piece of heaven if you know what I mean. 😏

24. Joe x Grian
You want to bring the Oda x Dazai ship but in hermitcraft.

*Soul shatters immediately* Why Oda? 😢😢😢😭

25. Any hermit x Reader
Our ideal love story

26. Joe x Paintings
.......I approve!

27. Mumbo x Joe
This exist in my life because of my story "Just like heaven." Reasons why I 1% ship this? Because NO ONE WILL KNOW!! 👿

But now you know 😂

28. Xisuma x Keralis
Shashwami is an adorable name and we want to hear more of it.

29. Impulse x Zedaph
A world where Tango doesn't exist.

30. Tango x Grian
Also the reason why we ship Impulse x Zedaph.

31. Xisuma x Evil Xisuma
When you ship yourself with an alternative.

32. Mumbo x Fedora
After shipping Mumbo x Poultry Man, you realize that Fedora deserves the spotlight. So go date your pet chicken!

33. Iskall x Diorite
You see Iskall loving and caring bird poop, and you ask yourself "Who authorized this kind of affection?"

34. Zloy x Pix
A non-hermitcraft ship we ship but we love them anyway.

35. Mumbo x Ice

😕😕😕😮😄

This pretty much explains it 😂

Welp, I'm out of here.

(Also tell me if I missed other ships that exist)

May your night
Shine like the moonlight
Ladies and gents! ;)
-Keichi Akechi