a couple years before me, my mother, and dearest and most annoying as well as only nephew went on a camping trip and sadly we were in tents, but if we weren't in tents this real life story probably wouldn't exist. So anyway we set up our campsite with two tents one for a kitchen/food storage the other living/sleeping quarters, we get back from the camp showers tired exhausted wanting to sleep, so we slept.

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We heard a shrill cry coming from the kitchen tent, now mind you I was in a half asleep state and in that state I knew that what ever it was wasn't a top predator like a wolf, coyote, large cat, bear or type of bird. So deducing in my half asleep state I thought ,and I still remember to this day my thought process very well, that if I sound like a large predator that would eat the said screaming animal it would run away and our food would be fine. So I roared and I don't even know how I made such a vivid exact wild cat roar, to this very day I still have no idea how I did that. My only thought on how I did that is I awoke some crazy primal wild cat from within, maybe it knew my food was being threatened by lesser prey and decided to wake up pissed off and freak out the raccoons. Yes raccoons were being the not so sneaking midnight bandits that they are trying to steal MY FOOD!!! I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE DON'T TOUCH MY FOOD!!! I AM VERY FOOD TERRITORIAL AND BECOME A EVIL SHE-BEAST IF YOU MESS WITH MY FOOD!!! And before anyone goes 'poor little raccoon it just wanted some food' THERE WAS A WHOLE FORREST WITH BERRIES AND NUTS GALORE!!! They had no business sneaking into our makeshift kitchen at 1:30 AM and I DO NOT feel even REMOTELY SORRY for the stupid thief who got his paw stuck in the plastic bins that contained our food and then was stupid enough to start making a racket at that ungodly hour. So if you ask me if I feel sorry for the little thief the answer is NO and I DO NOT REGRET scaring the little bastards away AT ALL, I DO find IMMENSE humor in what happens after the raccoons were scared off and even some SATISFACTION in my results due to my inner kitty. My mother wakes up to NOT the raccoons but me roaring at the bloody raccoons and is completely terrified ,while my nephew is still in a dead sleep, and me in a now more asleep than awake state telling her "the raccoons got in the kitchen". Now my mother is no longer worried about finding a priest to do a exorcism on me but is more concerned about our food and how much the raccoons got to it, only to find the raccoons aren't the only slimy little sneaks trying to snack on our food. SLUGS, SLUGS AND BLOODY RACCOONS IN ONE NIGHT! I did my part with the raccoons and my mother dealt with the slugs and all the while the 4 year old little terror known as my nephew slept. Between the raccoon SCREAMING and my ROARING I'm very surprised that he didn't wake screaming about MONSTERS in the woods. More like a terrifying auntie that becomes a MONSTER when you MESS with HER FOOD and THE SCAREDY-CAT THIEVING RACCOON THAT RAN FROM MONSTROUS AUNTIE that is food territorial. Funny thing that happened that morning my mom tossed out the partially eaten bagels into the trees around our campsite for whatever lucky animal that wants the scraps, I left that day and the funny thing is I not only scared the raccoons but basically ever other animal that could've eaten those bagels. THREE days go by since I left my mother never had anymore problems and for THREE BLEEPING DAYS those bagels LAID UNTOUCHED OR DISTURBED, I NOT ONLY scared the stupid RACCOONS BUT EVERY OTHER ANIMAL FOR THREE WHOLE DAYS AND NIGHTS!!!! I find that BLOODY INCREDIBLE if NOT IMPRESSIVE and it still gets me to beam with PRIDE.

Now I have three types of advice for you:

Advice #1:Sooth the inner kitty.

Advice #2:Don't feed the stupid RACCOONS.

Advice #3:NEVER and I mean NEVER MESS WITH FOOD that IS NOT YOURS!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

So a friend tagged me so here we go
1. I have 2 cats named Tia and Fayza
2. I am the youngest of 4 girls my mom only had girls
3. I hate raccoons and snakes
4. I like cats kittens and wolves
5. Me and my sisters were all born in different seasons so between the 4 of us we all have our own season I was born during winter
6. I love watching different things than other girls my reality shows that I watch are swamp people, swamp people:snake invasion, north woods law, lone star law, call of the midwife and love it or list it
7. I love transformers, voltron legendary defender, trollhunters, and lots of other stuff too
8. My favorite WEBTOON creations are my giant nerd boyfriend, odd girl out, strawberry seafoam, sirens lament, insecurity, you've gotta be kitten me, and saphie:the one-eyed cat
9. Now if someone asked me if I'd rather have a xenomorph or a yautja YAUTJA ALL THE WAY!!!!
10. My favorite soda's are Mountain Dew, Dr Pepper, a&w rootbeer