Me: natio?

Nathan: nom nom

Me: NATIO?

Nathan: nom nom nom

Me: NATIO?!

Nathan: wut? *noms more*

Me: are you... eating... poptart?

Nathan: *turns around with sprinkles all over face* Nom...

Me: IMA KILL UUUU!!!

Nathan: Nom... *flys off with giant ears*

Me: OH NO YOU DONT! *grabs nana and glues on back and pushes button* WEEE *nana farts land acts like a jetpack* COME BACK HEA

Nathan: Nom... Nom... NOM! * throws poptart at my face*

Me: ._. really?

Nathan: *U*

Me: *pulls out poptart gun* NOM!

Nathan: WUT!

Me: *shoots him*

Nathan: *eating them all*

Me: FR? :I

Nathan: *eats so many that he starts to fall down*

Me: :3 justice!