Sleepyhubby: Kaminari wtf are you doing with a child?

Pinkalicious: who the fuck would let Kaminari have a child

Electrichubby: chill it's not mine

Loudhubby: omfg you kidnapped someone

Baby: usually that's our job.

Mamagiri: shush now demon child

Baby: ...

Dadi: that's my line.

Pinkalicious: all you guys shut your corn holes! I want to know why Kaminari had a child.

Electrichubby: first off I didn't fucking steal it.

Hardhubby: that's surprising

Electrichubby: tf ouch

Sleepyhubby: heh

Electrichubby: you shut up. Anyway! Some lady asked me to watch the thing while she went to the grocery store.

Pinkalicious: why would she ask you?

Electrichubby: idfk I gotta say Shinso is hella cute with a kid

1stloudblonde: GRANDBABIES!!

Dadzawa: oh fuck no

Sleepyhubby: no

Electrichubby: wha why?????

Sleepyhubby: cause I hate kids

Loudhubby: plus you'd fucking suck as parents

Electrichubby: ...

Sleepyhubby: oh hell no. Kaminari we are gonna have kids just to prove to this asshole we are good parents.

Electrichubby: :D

Dadzawa: that's not a good enough reason.

Yandere: izu-kun! We could prove the blonde dip shit wrong too!

Hothubby: no

Yandere: bitch I will cut you

Cutehubby: guys let's all just calm down!

Loudhubby: who the fuck thinks they can call me that?!?!!

Electrichubby: oh

Electrichubby: my

Electrichubby: god

Yandere: I did

Princess: I agree with toga

Frog: same

Pinkalicious: what kam?

Doritoslover: What's with all the doll heads?

Pinkalicious: what?

Sleepyhubby: lmfao

Electrichubby: wtf is wrong with you.

Pinkalicious: someone tell me what's happening!

Spy: the child seems to have ripped off the dolls heads and legs and is throwing them everywhere with Shinsos help.

Dadzawa: ...why are you like this

Sleepyhubby: who knows

Pinkalicious: there's fucking feet and heads everywhere!!! That's creepy as fuck!

Cutehubby: A-a kid did that???

Hothubby: children are terrible.

Dadi: so are father's.

Hothubby: agreed.

Electrichubby: Shinso stop. Everyone making him stop I can't deal with my husband acting like a physcopath.

Sleepyhubby: nope. I know imma take the kid to the stock of toilet paper Tenya has stored up.

Dad: NOOO NO PLEASE! ITS IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES!

Sleepyhubby: ...imma do it...

Mamarozu: Son please don't.

Sleepyhubby: awe fine.

Dad: why do you listen to her?

Sleepyhubby: idk

1stloudblonde: this mom thing is really fucking annoying. You are my child.

Electrichubby: technicalle so am i

Loudhubby: learn how to fucking spell

Sleepyhubby: actually better idea taking the kid to Bakubitches room.

Hardhubby: cute!

Loudhubby: don't you fucking dare.

Doritoslover: Mic you adopted Kaminari?

1stloudblonde: no...Sero that's not...

Sleepyhubby: haha hope the kid poops in here.

Loudhubby: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!

Electrichubby: Shinso wtf and Sero I meant cause me and shin are married.

Sleepyhubby: whaaaat

Hardhubby: Shinso please for your sake run.

Sleepyhubby: nope

Doritoslover: isn't that incest?

Dadzawa: ...now you see what I deal with mic.

1stloudblonde: I....

Pinkalicious: lmao

Depressedsinger: I'm just stalking this chat and I have to say I hope none of you have children.

Dad: I want to know why everyone listens Momo over me.

Pinkalicious: Honestly dad you is less fun

Dad: ...

Mamarozu: oh my

Mamagiri: will he recover?

Mamarozu: I don't know.

Loudhubby: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RAT!

Sleepyhubby: who you talking to?

Loudhubby: YOU!

Sleepyhubby: there's no one here named YOU.

Loudhubby: YOURS SO FUCKING DEAD!

Electrichubby: this is kinda hot.

Sleepyhubby: ooo bonus.

Pinkalicious: did you actually let the kid take a dump in Bakus room XD

Sleepyhubby: nah just left a dirty diaper somewhere in there and left.

Hardhubby: you know I sleep in there too.

Sleepyhubby: my apologies.

Dadi: you hid a dirty diaper in someone's room. That's more evil then me...

Baby: Dabi we must adopt a child.

Mamagiri: No. No. No.

Pinkalicious: ohhh shit!

Sleepyhubby: ha.

Dadi: why?

Baby: so that way I can leave diapers in togas room.

Dadi: okay.

Baby: holy shit really?

Dadi: sure.

Hothubby: I'm a uncle?

Electrichubby: congratulations.

Sleepyhubby: Kami where did you take the kid? I want to torture Bakugo more.

Electrichubby: I don't have it.

Sleepyhubby: oh shit

Dadzawa: ...oh dear God you lost it......