Oh. My. WHAT THE FREEZER IS THIS!?

"Ok guys. If you read this and write a book report about it you will get an A for the last 9 weeks." Said my teacher.

"DO YOU EXPECT US TO WRITE A 2 THOUSAND PAGE REPORT!?" I asked irritated. THIS IS A BIG FREAKING BOOK!

"No Miss. Ray. Now please don't interrupt." She said calmly.

"IM NOT READING THIS!!" I yelled.

"LAURA RAY! SIT DOWN OR YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FOR TWO WEEKS!" She yelled back, angrily.

"I RATHER BE EXPELLED THEN READ THIS SHIT!" I retorted.

"That's it! GET OUT!" She yelled angrily.

"Ok then. Bye Bitch." I said, taking my stuff and walking out.

You may think it was stupid to over react because of a book. BUT SCREW YOU! IT WAS HUGE! Haha. That's what she said. XD

"Haha. You got in trouble too?" I heard my friend Chay say. Her real name is Chayla but I call her Chay.

I laughed and nodded as she walked by me. Her hair was short and brown. But at the tips it was blue.

"What did you do?" She asked.

"I told her I wasn't about to read that huge ass book." I laughed slightly.

"OH. Haha. I told my teacher she needed to give someone a blow job so she cant talk anymore."

I burst out laughing and looked at her with one brow raised. "That's how we do it."

"Damn right." She laughed.

"Ok well I got to go home. Come by later." I said.

"Otay. But make sure you have some bacon." She said smirking.

I sighed. "You and your bacon."

She made a slurping noise and we laughed as we separated.