It Came From Tumblr #1!!

this is just a bunch if hc's from users i follow on tumblr, that i support with my life and soul--

ua staff/teachers headcanons
- aizawa owns ten identical sleeping bags

- eight are used to store capri suns, one is a cat bed, and the other one is for sleeping

- mic lives in fear of the vast collections of capri suns

- he'll never admit it, but all might is frightened of the capri sun collection as well

- the teachers lounge is either loud as fuck or dead silent depending on who is in the room

- midnight once called mic a rotten banana and he cried

- one time hagakure snuck in the teachers lounge and found one hundred furbies in a secret compartment under the floor

- she tried telling someone but no one except for kaminari believes her

- "guys i SWEAR there was nothing but furbies"

- cementoss is 100% done and just wants to go home

- aizawa has a secret tumblr blog called picturesofcatsthatwillmakeyouforgetaboutyourirritaringscreamingcoworker

- mic found the blog and used it to blackmail aizawa into hosting the sports festival

- aizawa is absent one day and 1-a turns to complete anarchy

- by the time the substitute reaches the classroom iida has fainted, midoriya is crying, todoroki is taking a nap in the closet, kirishima and bakugou are floating and at least ten people have been taped to the ceiling

- midnight is a surprisingly mean teacher and she takes no shit and gives no fucks

- she swears so much to the point where she had a swear-off with the profanity king blasty mcsplode

- nezu has dealt with so many lawsuits to the point where he doesn't think he's a principal anymore he's a lawyer

- all mights favorite midoriya is student

- mics hero name was almost going to be "loud in the streets louder in the sheets"

- aizawa and mic never really started dating, they kinda just realized "oh fuck we've been married for years" one day

- aizawa has three cats named hannah montana, icarly, and shrek

- mic owns a bird named donkey

- donkey and shrek are best friends

- there's a janitor named tobias and he is best friends with todoroki

- todoroki was wandering the hallway aimlessly one day and he saw a man with a dead look in his eyes and he just knew that man was as dead inside as he was

- #savetobias2k18 was founded by todoroki and kaminari and it donates chicken nuggets to tobias the janitor

- tobias hates mic with a burning passion

- recovery girl... someone help her

- "if i turn around and i see izuku fucking midoriya with his arm broken i'm gonna stab someone" *turns around to see midoriya with a broken leg* "son of a fuck"

- mina bitch slapped kaminari so hard he had to go to recovery girl

- midnight swallows whole bunches of grapes without even taking them off the stem

- tobias witnessed this once and hasn't been the same since

- aizawa owns fifteen copies of the hungry hungry caterpillar

- mic used the word spoopy once and aizawa almost murdered him

- #savetobias2k18