Tae: so like its been a week and you like me and I wanna eat your dick so what are we?

Kookie: i dont want anything to be official until I can ask you out in person

Tae: The Gentleman, a tragedy by Jeon Jungkook

Kookie: fuck off I'm trying to go about this perfectly
Kookie: because you actually mean a lot to me....

Tae: that was sappy and rude at the same time

Kookie: thanks, I try

Tae: i like you a lot

Kookie: thats random
Kookie: i like you a lot too though

Tae: then ask me out already?

Kookie: i just said I wanted to wait for us to talk in person?

Tae: but I want things to be comfortable for you since I know you arent ready to leave and i dont want you to feel rushed just because you feel the need to ask me out in person when right now is perfectly fine because i just want the best for you. Isnt that what every good unofficial partner should want for their unofficial partner?

Kookie: then will you be my boyfriend?

Tae: yes?

Kookie: why did you use a question mark? It makes you seem unsure...

Tae: i thought we were still doing the question mark thing

Kookie: no wtf

Tae: ok, ask me again. Im ready now

Kookie: will you be my boyfriend?

Tae: i do
Tae: I MEAN YES*
Tae: YES 4000 TIMES YES

Kookie: aish
Kookie: you're lucky i like you