STARRING:

Just very chill

"I'm dumb?"

Is now tinier than tiny

confused about life

pretty done

"WHY ARE YOU ALL SO CALM"

is just very used to it

the delulu Author-nim

And Y/n~

_

swaegismyname

anyone seen Jimin?

jungle_book

He went to buy height insoles or soma

ElmariaJin

Why? were you suddenly desperate to nut?

MrKrabsIsBae

:l

YOU

I actually haven't seen him since yesterday

hopefulhope

Are we sure that Jungkook hasn't kidnapped him again?

jungle_book

I have 143 cartons of banana milk under my bed. So no.

gucci_tae

I bought him that to keep our Jimin safe 🥰

swaegismyname

thats very much appreciated. 

MrKrabsIsBae

How tf does that fit I-

YOU 

Doesn't explain where Jimin is

Jimochi

IM HERE

ElmariaJin

Where exactly is "HERE"

Jimochi 

THE BIN

swaegismyname

bby why are you-

jungle_book

I mean we know you're trash but living in a trashcan...

MrKrabsIsBae

Damn were you that desperate to find your jams

gucci_tae

I didn't know trashcans sell height insoles

Jimochi is typing...

YOU

I swear he's been typing since like the past 2 mins

jungle_book

Im throwing the phone away if he sends like
a long ass text. cba reading

Jimochi

HELP ME IM NEXT TO THE KITCHEN BIN I CANT TYPE

jungle_book

nvm I preferred the long ass text, now im confused and
cba using my brain

swaegismyname

didn't know you had a brain 

hopefulhope

Life is full of surprises 

ElmariaJin

yh like finding a portable sized Jimin, hovering over 
his phone

MrKrabsIsBae

Portable sized what-

swaegismyname

wtf are you saying

jungle_book

portable sized hyung, meaning smaller than he already
is? Impossible.

YOU

Jinnie wdym?

ElmariaJin

Okay I'll be more clear for the dumb ones.

ElmariaJin

Jimin has turned tiny.

ElmariaJin

Like TINY tiny

jungle_book

like I said, he can't be tinier than he already was, no 
need to panic guys.

ElmariaJin

I mean Miniature size tiny you unringing bell

jungle_book

I DO ring. diNg dOng

swaegismyname

HOW TF IS THAT POSSIBLE

YOU

Why are you so calm about this Jin

MrKrabsIsBae

Why are you so calm about this Y/n

hopefulhope

Why are you so calm about this Namjoon

jungle_book

Why are you so calm about this Hobi hyung

gucci_tae

ah

gucci_tae

am i supposed to say "why are you so calm about this
jungkook"

YOU

Yes but you ruined it so nvm

swaegismyname

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO CALM

swaegismyname

JIMIN HAS GONE TINYY

jungle_book

We're just not surprised

gucci_tae

I mean yes, Jimin is always tiny

ElmariaJin

tbh I see no difference 

ElmariaJin

lmao he cussed at me in tiny

hopefulhope

oh my gawd that would be a cute sight

ElmariaJin

Im carrying him in my hand

MrKrabsIsBae

Uh just don't crush him

swaegismyname

Again, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL SO CALM

YOU

Because we're used to all this drama yk

jungle_book

yh we've already had Yoongi hyung turn into a cat

ElmariaJin

And Hobi turn into a snake. also shitting himself
when he looked in the mirror lmao

hopefulhope

I- I hate snakeu

gucci_tae

We even had Namjoon hyung turn into a cute
crab!

MrKrabsIsBae

That wasn't fun guys. Jin hyung tried to cook me.

ElmariaJin

I was trying to prove to you that you is a snacc

YOU

So the point is, This author is delulu af. Anything
is possible in her books-

*Marshmewo Author has joined the chat*

YOU

What the fuc-

Author-nim

Hiyah guys :D

jungle_book

...

gucci_tae

HAI!

MrKrabsIsBae

Why are you in the Bangtan chat

Author-nim

stfu I made this chat

gucci_tae

AUTHOR-NIM I HAVE COMPLAINS!

Author-nim

?

gucci_tae

Why have you made me the dumb one 🥺

swaegismyname

She didn't have to. you are.

Author-nim

lmao

YOU

hey author, can you make me have babies with YeonJun? 
thx 🥰

Author-nim

I gotchu gorl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

MrKrabsIsBae

I-

ElmariaJin

yah author-nim, Jimin is requesting you to make him
his normal size again

Author-nim

that is his normal size

jungle_book

HA I like you now author

Author-nim

yh thx but that won't stop me from turning you into
a bunny next :) sorry not sorry. peace out ✌🏻

jungle_book

YOU BETTER NO-

*Marshmewo Author has left the chat*

jungle_book

:I

gucci_tae

I like bunnies! I can cuddle you all day long!

jungle_book

:D

hopefulhope

I just walk into the living room to see Jimin sitting on
Jin's head that is suffocating in the couch.
Such a normal day

swaegismyname

he's what

Jimochi

eh don't get the wrong idea, he had the mini me sat on
his head and I turned back into my normal size lol

Jimochi

MEOW MEWO HELP HE'S CHASING ME

swaegismyname

Jin if you don't leave him alone, I'll post the picture
of you gluing hair to your tits when Namjoon 
told you that MrKrabs looks sexy with his hairy 
chest.

MrKrabsIsBae

he does tho

ElmariaJin

Why- Where did you get that picture

swaegismyname

I have my ways

jungle_book

he means Namjoon hyung sent it to the 
"Bangtan Chat without annoying Jin" gc of ours
when he was mad at you flirting with the kitchen 
towel.

ElmariaJin

you guys what-

*MrKrabsIsBae has left the chat*

*ElmariaJin has left the chat to chase after MrKrabsIsBae*

YOU

someone's getting punished bad

jungle_book

woops. He shouldn't have hugged that V hyung 
cardboard poster then.

hopefulhope

Yall are too possessive with each other, its scary

Jimochi

Find yourself a lover and you will be too

swaegismyname

doubt that he will

hopefulhope

You are very wrong about that

hopefulhope

I do have a lover actually 

YOU

Sprite doesn't count.

hopefulhope

dammit.