STARRING 

has some weird baby kink idek

getting emotional and can't wait to be an uncle 

earned a new fav hobby of memorizing dictionaries

the only human to ever use logic (someone save him pls)

is apparently pregnant

doesn't even know why he's in this GC anymore

"go hospital pls"

and y/n that has a problem with everyone's breathing and life itself and wants to throw herself off a flucking clif-

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Jimbubbles

Greetings homo sapiens

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Jimbubbles 

Was everyone just seemingly unbothered to retaliate against my existence?

Jimbubbles

how impertinent.

Jimbubbles

insolent.

Jimbubbles

contumelious.

Jimbubbles

malapert.

sillyseokjin 

Yoongi man you gotta take away that dick from him

Sugass

???

sillyseokjin 

*dictionary. My bad

Jimbubbles

Seems like you obligate the dictionary more than I do, Hyung.

jooniversal

Jimin there are bigger problems in this world than you being ignored.

YOU

bigger than yourself, I must add.

Jimbubbles

relinquish me a peculiar exemplification

taeriffic

pecular exe wutt

jooniversal

He says to give him a specific example

hamhopeburger

GUYS I THINK IM PREGNANT

jooniversal

well that's one example for you

sillyseokjin

lmao what

hamhopeburger

IM NOT MESSING

hamhopeburger

I'VE BEEN THROWING UP SINCE THE AFTERNOON

Jimbubbles

So you are the individual accountable for me almost wetting my pants.
One can attempt to throw up faster.

YOU

One can attempt to grow up faster too. u clearly didn't

Jimbubbles

kindly seal your mouth 🤗

YOU

I'm typing dumbass

YOU

And here I thought reading thesauruses increases IQ

Sugass

Don't be including him in your emotional roallercoasteric day

YOU

first - that phrase doesn't make sense

YOU

second - he doesn't meet the height requirements to
 be riding my "emotional rollercoasteric" day.

jooniversal 

she's learned way too much from Yoongi Hyung

hamhopeburger

GUYSS?

taeriffic

whats up hyungie

hamhopeburger

IM GONNA HAVE A BABYY

JeonCena

did someone say baby

taeriffic

WAIT A BABYYY? HYUNG WE'RE GONNA BE UNCLES?!

hamhopeburger

YESS

sillyseokjin

Is it even possible for a guy to get pregnant?

Jimbubbles

Indeed, it's attainable for men to become pregnant and
give nativity to children of their own. In fact, it's more 
conventional than you might devout.

jooniversal

You sure it's not just diarrhea

YOU

The only diarrhea here is the one coming out of
Jimin's mouth

Jimbubbles

*gallantly uprears middle finger*

taeriffic

OMGGG 

taeriffic

we're gonna have a lil hobi running around
the dorm

JeonCena

Baby butts are soft

taeriffic

taeriffic

IMAGINEEE

sillyseokjin

You should go to the doctor before making assumptions

Jimbubbles

Yes, the menaces of male pregnancy are dwarfish

YOU

Like you

YOU

Also, you're only discouraging about it because you're
 scared to wake up one day and find out the baby is
 taller than you

Jimbubbles

Why are you darting my existence?

YOU

I'm not. It's too small to be darted.

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Sugass

This is Namjoon's face rn lol

sillyseokjin

LOL

jooniversal

What, I'm just contemplating why one says to be
pregnant but the other is acting pregnant

YOU

Did you just state I'm acting pregnant?

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sillyseokjin

HAHAHA YOU SCARED HIM AWAY

JeonCena

Are we still having babies for dinner?

JeonCena

Wait no that came out wrong

hamhopeburger

OMGGG I FEEL IT MOVINGG

YOU

Hobi it's probably just the uncooked potatoes Jin
made us eat last night

sillyseokjin

I wasn't gonna waste them

YOU

Then cook em properly in the first place?

sillyseokjin

YAH THERES CHILDREN IN THE WORLD THAT
DON'T GET TO EAT ANYTHING AT LEAST I
DON'T LET YOU ALL STARVE TO DEATH
BUT NO HOW ABOUT YOU COOK FOR YOURSELF
NEXT TIME 

YOU

I will



YOU

It's better than questioning my fertility later

taeriffic

OMG HYUNGGG

taeriffic

WE HAVE TO GO BABY CLOTHES SHOPPING

taeriffic

WHAT ARE WE GONNA NAME ITTT

JeonCena

Is it a baby boi or babygorl 🥵

Sugass

I knew you were a creep

Sugass

But just today figured out you are a child molester 
too

JeonCena

Just asking the gender Hyung 🙄

hamhopeburger

IM GONNA NAME IT SPRITE

YOU

wtf

JeonCena

Does that mean it's drinkable? 

YOU

wtf ²

Sugass

One thing for sure Hoseok, keep your kid away
from Jungkook

hamhopeburger

I'M GONNA CRY I STILL FEEL IT MOVING 

hamhopeburger

MY CHILD IS A DANCER LIKE ME

hamhopeburger

I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO EGO AND I CAN FEEL IT DOING MY 
CHOREO IN MY BELLY

YOU

wtf ³

sillyseokjin

go hospital pls

Sugass

I just figured shit out.

Sugass

There are 6 cans of sprite and 9 banana peels in 
the kitchen bin.

Sugass

Hoseok, Do you have an IQ higher than 2?

hamhopeburger

yes, why do u ask

sillyseokjin

WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT BANANA AND SPRITE
MAKES YOU THROW UP

taeriffic

It does? 😯

YOU

jooniversal has joined the chat 

jooniversal

guys I think I know why he's throwing up

Sugass

yeah we know Namjoon

jooniversal

oh

hamhopeburger

Wait what

hamhopeburger

So I'm not pregnant?

jooniversal

No it's just the reaction, the two nutrients mix and
cause the stomach to expand, which is what
causes the vomit.  It could be the amount of sugar
in the banana that is too high, the gas in the drink,
or the combination of the two.

sillyseokjin

Scientific explanation wasn't needed but okay

hamhopeburger has left the chat to cry

taeriffic has left the chat to cry along

JeonCena

So no babies? 

Sugass

No

JeonCena has left the chat to buy babies off amazon

YOU

I've lost faith in humanity.

____________________

Anyone else having a baby fever?

FOOKEN

🥰🥰🥰

CYUTE