STARRING 

Wants his baby to be saved

Someone save him pls

has been thru some shit

giving up on his job as a leader

Is scared but doesnt wanna show it

just wants to sleep

food is life. life is food

Y/n

and...

???

_

TaeTae

Um kind humans.. could I sleep with any one of you...? 
Jungkookie is out of town so I have no one to cuddle with 🥺

Chimin

You scared cuz of the thunder?

MinSuga

For goodness sake stfu I'm trying to sleep. its 
fucking 3 in the morning.

EommaJin

/\

YOU

yeh he needs his beauty sleep

HobiHoe

dont we all

TaeTae

Istg I'm seeing things

Junglebook

yall can't even do one job of taking care of my baby
while I'm away?

* Ｆｏｏｔｓｔｅｐｓ　ｏｕｔｓｉｄｅ*

TaeTae

WHAT IS THAT??

EommaJin

Oh sorry that's me, midnight snack calls. Plus
You guys aren't letting me sleep so why tf not consume
extra calories

Joon_Moon

You can always just mute the chat but sure thing

Minsuga

You're just a pussy Tae

Chimin

OKAY YALL FUCKERS, THIS SHIT AINT FUNNY

YOU

?

Chimin

STOP FUKING KNOCKING ON MY DOOR

HobiHoe

Jin Hyung is the only one out of his room

EommaJin

Not really, I'm in my room with my croissants.
It's probably Jungkook

Junglebook

Funny how I just get the first blame. I'M NOT EVEN IN DORM

EommaJin

Well, you were the only one not replying so...
It makes you more suspected *-*

Junglebook

That's cuz I cba replying to Stoopid ass messages,
who's scared of ghosts in the 21st century, anyways?

EommaJin

Your hyung, the one and only, Kim Taehyung

Junglebook

as if you aren't.

HobiHoe

can't deny it but me too

TaeTae

this isn't a joke... who's knocking on his door...?

JoonMoon

/\

Chimin

It stopped..

EommaJin

Because, Jungkook is now texting *-*

Junglebook

FU. I'm sitting 3 hours away from your current habitat.
besides I have better things to do other than scaring a shrimp.

Chimin

...

TaeTae

STOP IT! YOU WIN! IM SCARED, OKAY!

YOU

Whats wrong??

TaeTae

WHOEVER IS NOW KNOCKING ON MY DOOR!

JoonMoon

Seriously guys, this isn't a joke, stop it,
whoever it is. Today was already exhausting.

Chimin

I just went through the same thing, Not me

EommaJin

I'm busy eating

YOU

I'm in my bed...

Minsuga

I'd much rather sleep.

HobiHoe

Yh you didn't even have to say that.
And it's not me, Im too scared to scare anyone else rn

JoonMoon

Then? who the fuck is it

Junglebook

Babe lock your fucking door!

TaeTae

There's no way I'm getting off my bed

Chimin

This is serious, Should we call the cops
or manager?

EommaJin

No need as far as we know it's probably
one of Jungkook's pranks

Junglebook

WTF HYUNG ITS NOT ME!

TaeTae

OML DON'T DO THIS PLEASE

JoonMoon

Guys.. my door is locked from
outside...

HobiHoe

What???

YOU

What on earth... so is mine.. I cant get outside

JoonMoon

And the light switch isn't working either!

ChimChim

Everyone, stay in touch! This is serious!

EommaJin

Alright... someone should probably call
Manager..

Junglebook

NOW YOU GET THAT ITS NOT ME YOU RETARTED OLD HAG

Junglebook

TaeBabe Are you there??? Stay in contact!

TaeTae

The knocking stopped... only... I think
that the door is slowly opening... Jungkook...
𝕀 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦...

Junglebook

TAEHYUNG!
ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ !

EommaJin

Why tf is this so dramatic

*continues munching on croissants that aint even mine while reading the chat*

YOU

omg is he ded?

MinSuga

Great, he's dead. Now can we shut up and sleep?

Junglebook

FUCK YOU ALL IM CALLING THE COPS

HobiHoe

Can someone remind me how to breath? I seem to have forgotten

Chimin 

NOOO BESTAYY! YOU CANT DIE ON ME😭

KimYeontan

Yes he can

JoonMoon

Oh great and now we have a dog that can text

*MinSuga has left the chat to go jump off a brigde*

KimYeontan

Watch your tongue young man. I am no ordinary dog. I have kidnapped Kim Taehyung because he failed to provide me my treats. And now-

HobiHoe

Please istg I need the toilet so bad or I might just shit my pants can you unlock my door 

KimYeontan

...Okay

HobiHoe

OH SWEET THANKS IT OPENED

Chimin

How does that even work- Yeontan is tiny he can't reach to unlock the door

KimYeontan

AS IF YOU CAN, SMOL ASS SMURF

Chimin

I-

EommaJin

Okay but fr logically that isnt exactly possible

JoonMoon

Hyung, logic doesnt exist in this place. So yes, there is a possibility of a dog as small as Yeontan to be doing this

KimYeontan

STFU THIS IS ANIMAL CRUELITY. I AM CAPABLE OF ALOT OF THINGS OKAY?

YOU

Yeontan bby listen, we can talk this out. let taetae go pls

KimYeontan

Nah huh ;( u all bully me

Junglebook

THE BUTT SCRATCH Y/N

YOU

YES. I will give you your fav butt scratch

KimYeontan 

uh for 2 hours, 34 mins and 12 seconds?

YOU

...

Junglebook

JUST SAY YES

YOU 

JESUS OKAY FINE DEAL

KimYeontan 

mkay I'll let daddy go.

TaeTae

GUYS IM NOT DED OMIGAD

Junglebook

BABY IM COMING BACK FOR YOU 

TaeTae

Yes please, I miss you 🥺

JoonMoon

I think I'm slowly losing my sanity

EommaJin

Oh trust me, we all already did ages ago.