Bangtan shorts #3

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Yoongles

BULLSHIT

Jincakes

Nice to meet you. And I'm Jin.

Yoongles

Don't fucking mess with me rn, Im not in the mood

HopeWorld

dang what happened?

NamJ

He lost in the twerking battle with Tae

Jincakes

lmao and?

NamJ

now Tae gets to go on a date with Jimin

Jincakes

lol he should've known that ass is as round as a taemato

Jincakes

Pun intended 

Hopeworld

I can hear the wiper laugh echoing in my head and it's scary.

Yoongles

stfu I didn't even want the whole thing. tiddieless taehyung forced me. and now what? HE GETS TO TAKE AWAY MY HOE

NamJ

calm down hyung, it's just a date

HopeWorld

it's not like it's the first time they're going out

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Like Yoongi hyung, I highly object.

Yoongles 

who tf r u?

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IREUMEUN JUNGKOOK.

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SEUKEIREUN JEONGUK.

Jincakes

change yur username lol

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change yur age lol

NamJ

why's everyone so mean today

Taeta

HEY GUYS

Taeta

and the loser :)

Yoongles 

Don't test me Taehyung. I will slit your dick.

Yoongles

If you've got one that is.

YOU

I DONT KNOW ABOUT HIM BUT I DO

NamJ

um what-

YOU

I'VE GOT A DICK

YOU

AN ACTUAL DICK

YOU

AND WHERE'D MY TIDDIES GO

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You never had any actually 

YOU

STFU JUNCOCK

YOU

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

YOU

I'M IN A MALE'S BODY

HopeWorld

how tf-

Yoongles

we never considered you as a girl anyway

NamJ

wait this isn't funny, what are you on about

ParkJM

omg 

ParkJM

Y/n who's that hot guy in your room 

YOU

OMF

YOU 

STOP TAKING PICS OF ME

ParkJM

Of who-

NamJ

I-

Taeta

😲

Jincakes

brooooo-

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holy fuck

Yoongles

...

HopeWorld

Goddamn I've never felt so gay in my life

YOU 

CUT IT OUT OML I DONT WANT THIS BODY

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But I do papi 🥵

Jincakes

SHE'S PACKED BRO

Jincakes

I mean he

Jincakes

Wait wtf are your pronouns 

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His pronouns are mine 🥵

Yoongles

Mine actually, I'm outside his room

YOU

IM STILL A SHE

YOU

ALSO WTF YOONGI GET AWAY CREEP

ParkJM

Yall down for a threesome

YOU

FUCK NO

Yoongles

fuck yes

Yoongles has gone offline 

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make that a foursome bitches

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Taeta

But what about our date Jimin 🥺

ParkJM

Yes our date is now held in Y/n's bedroom

ParkJM has gone offline

YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Taeta

Oh okay :D

Taeta has gone offline

Jincakes

GET AWAY YOU WANKERS THATS STILL OUR Y/N

YOU

PLS SAVE MEEEE I DONT WANNA GET RAPED

HopeWorld

We gotta save her poor soul 

NamJ

Y/n, You've got full on muscles and abs. Just use them?

YOU

WDYM?

Jincakes

he means, get physical. Beat them horny dipshits 

YOU

oh

YOU

:)

Y/n has gone offline

Jincakes

Thas my girl

HopeWorld

boy?

NamJ

non-binary 

Jincakes

right