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Bangtan shorts #2

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KimTata has changed their username to KimTiddie

JinJinJin

???

MochiMan

I like tiddies

DimpleJoon

I have tiddies




MochiMan

I no longer like tiddies

DimpleJoon

:I

JinJinJin

no ones gonna ask why Taehyung would name himself Tiddie?

KimTiddie

Because Tiddies are juicy 




KimTiddie

+milky

YOU

as a girl in this gc, I now feel uncomfortable 

AgustD_Min

its not like you have tiddies

YOU

its not like you have dick

AgustD_Min

...

MochiMan

Actually I'd like to object. he does very much 
have a dick. 




JinJinJin

anyway. Is tae drunk?

KimTiddie

one doesn't need to be drunk to be honest

Justin_Seagul

facts




HoeSuck

something is very wrong here




JinJinJin

Something is different




AgustD_Min

it's Taehyung you dumbasses. He's speaking our language 




DimpleJoon

but didn't he always speak Korean?

AgustD_Min

not Korean-

AgustD_Min

Ah ffs Namjoon. Did you swap souls with Taehyung or something




KimTiddie

Right term ; "did you swap brains with Taehyung or something?"

YOU

omg he did

HoeSuck

I'm pretty sure soul swapping isn't a thing, right?

KimTiddie

Soul exchange is actually possible. This is done
with permission between the two souls and is
typically a pre-incarnation agreement or a spiritual
 partnership between souls who are helping one
another evolve.

AgustD_Min

lol Taehyung you're such a baby for believing that
shit




KimTiddie

According to Jungkook, I was the daddy last night.
Right Jungkook?

Justin_Seagul

Woof

AgustD_Min

what the fu-

YOU

why bark

YOU

Actually no dont wanna know

Justin_Seagul

cus Taedaddy likes dogge position 

YOU

omg-

KimTiddie

I now own 2 dogs. 

JinJinJin

Seagull vs dog - that would be a lejindary combat

AgustD_Min

Next thing we know, Yeontan killed Jungkook in
jealousy.

HoeSuck

Hyung you're such an idiot 

AgustD_Min

Your such a bitch 

KimTiddie

*you're




AgustD_Min

Kim Taehyung, Your being an annoying brat

KimTiddie

*you're

AgustD_Min

STOP DOING THAT YOUR PISSING ME OFF

KimTiddie

*YOU'RE

AgustD_Min

FINE YOU FUCKER. I'M GONNA BEAT YOU'RE ASS

KimTiddie

*your

AgustD_Min has left the chat 

KimTiddie

Tiddies are so pointless without nipples

MochiMan

HAHAHAA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

JinJinJin

My jokes are way better 

JinJinJin

Whats long, hard and a bit shitty in the end?

KimTiddie 

One of your jokes.

YOU

HAHAAHAHAHAAHA

Justin_Seagul

I'm so proud of him, thats my bf yall

MochiMan

lmao

HoeSuck

He do be speaking facts

JinJinJin

Fuck you all

DimpleJoon

lol have you guys heard about the guy that 
dropped a bunch of dildos on the road? It 
made such a big traffic jam

KimTiddie 

or you can say it was a cockblock

DimpleJoon

I-

YOU 

PFFTTTHAHAHAA

HoeSuck

why was that funny

MochiMan

wait let me breath pls

JinJinJin

This world is such a cruel place. Yall are so
Fake.

DimpleJoon

hyung you're only saying that because we're

laughing at Taehyung's jokes and not yours

JinJinJin

Alexa play Fake Love

KimTiddie 

but hyung is right. 
Before sex, you help each other strip. After sex you only
put clothes on yourself. Moral? No one helps you once
you're fucked.

YOU

Hold on that went deep

KimTiddie 

That's what he said

Justin_Seagul

Woof Woof

JinJinJin

https://youtu.be/l60MnDJklnM

AgustD_Min has joined the chat

AgustD_Min

What did I miss

KimTiddie 

God's gift of gaining height 

MochiMan

thats offending

AgustD_Min

Kim Taehyung I will murder you in your sleep

KimTiddie

But you sleep before me 

AgustD_Min

hm fair enough

KimTiddie

Jin Hyung

JinJinJin

What

KimTiddie

do you remember your first blow job?

JinJinJin

Ofc I do

KimTiddie

How did it taste?

JinJinJin

I'm going to whoop your ass with belt

Justin_Seagul

lmaoo hyung what even happened to you

KimTiddie

idk kook, I don't feel like myself today, May I feel you ;)

Justin_Seagul

omg not here

KimTiddie

Roses are red, violets are fine.
I'll be your 6 and you'll be my 9 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

YOU

*chokes*

Justin_Seagul

😳

MochiMan

oh my god someone give this man a reward 

HoeSuck

guys theres something called private chat

AgustD_Min

no this is fun :) carry on

Justin_Seagul

omg go on ate with me

Justin_Seagul

*Date

KimTiddie

only if you give me that d later 😏

Y/n has kicked KimTiddie out of the group chat

Justin_Seagul 

HEY WHY DID YOU DO THAT

Y/n has kicked Justin_Seagul out of the group chat

AgustD_Min

Awh man

JinJinJin

Thank you, now it's time I wash this place with holy water.

HoeSuck

leave some for my eyes pls