Bangtan Shorts #1

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BangBang

Attention everyone 

Koya_Joon

Greetings Bang Pd-nim

BangBang 

Greetings Namjoon

SwagMin

What, are we in some cult 

BangBang

So, You guys are starting a new era. Therefore,
it's time for new hairstyles. 

Jimochi

Aw man - i was just getting used to this grandpa
hair

BangBang 

Starting with Y/n, you're getting a haircut.

YOU

Says who

BangBang

Says me

YOU

Nah uh

YOU 

Listen here ayo hitman bang introduces hit it the second
audition Rap, dance noraero sangdebangi guiseoOooneul
 japhae-

kookoo

*takes out popcorn*

YOU

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH EFFORT
IT TOOK ME TO GROW MY HAIR UP TO MY 
NIPPLES 

YOU

NO YOU DONT



YOU

im not cutting it. nop

RJin

THATS MY GIRL 

BangBang

Listen Y/n. Having your hair done as the company 
requires is a part of the contract

YOU

CONTRACT MY ASS 

YOU 

YOUVE ALREADY MADE ME DYE MY HAIR 68 TIMES THIS 
MONTH

SwagMin 

dyeing it one more time will only give you pleasure 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



Jimochi

pfft-

Koya_Joon

69-

YOU


 AT THIS POINT I'LL BE LOOKING LIKE ONE PUNCH MAN

kookoo

lol One Punch man and the 7 boys

YOU

STFU YOU COCONUT HEAD

YOU

ONE PUNCH MAN, COCONUT HEAD AND THE 6 BOYS

RJin

No actually, One punch man, coconut head,
WorldWideHandsome and the 5 boys.

kookoo

y/n this u?

YOU

Jungkook this u?

BangBang

Guys listen

kookoo

BangBang

Listen to me

YOU

BangBang 

OH MY GOD WILL SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME THERE IS 
NO SENSE OF RESPECT IN THIS PLACE LIKE YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING FOR MY AGENCY BUT 
ACTING LIKE THIS IS SOME SORT OF ZOO- DO YOU 
FEAR GETTING KICKED OUT AT ALL?

SwagMin

Jin is this what you meant when you said you're
insfired by Pd-nim? 

RJin

ye

Koya_Joon

SHH guys listen

BangBang

We're missing Taehyung and Hoseok. 

TaaTaa

We're here, sorry 

JHoe

We were hanging out with our um hacker
friend

TaaTaa

Beomgyu is a hacker? 

JHoe

SHHHHHHH

TaaTaa

Ah right I did not say anything.

BangBang

right so.

BangBang

Yoongi, you're going blonde

SwagMin

ffs I'm not jesus

BangBang

Jimin, you're going red

Jimochi

✊🏻rip my roots aye

BangBang

and Namjoon, you're going clear

Koya_Joon

at it sir.

Koya_Joon

wait what

Jhoe

*grinning* 



BangBang

*clear 

BangBang

no not clear, i mean clear

YOU

guess its not me turning into One punch man

Koya_Joon

um

BangBang

clear

BangBang

clear colour 

BangBang

WHO MESSED WITH MY PHONE AND TURNED clear
TO CLEAR 

TaaTaa

HAHAAHAHA

JHoe

Beomgyu is a geniuss

kookoo

you guys hold Namjoon hyung down, I'll bring
the shaver 

Koya_Joon has left the chat 

RJin

HE'S RUNNING AWAY

BangBang

NO WAIT

BangBang

HIS HAIR COLOUR HAS TO BE clear

YOU

HAHAAUshsbs WHAT IS THIS

RJin

We won't let you down sir 😌

BangBang

NO

JHoe has kicked BangBang out of the chat

*insert Namjoon screaming noises along with the buzzing of the shaver* 

THE END

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So yall wondering how our Joon looked like for the next comeback? 

Here ya go-

ubuidbeiue someone ban ARMYs to use photoshop pls-