Starring:

The "sHe wAs goIng tOo hArd"

the "I have no idea what is happening"

The "I didn't teach him that"

The "I didn't sign up for this"

The "single, oh wait I have sprite"

The one who witnessed it

The "oh shit Namjoon we got exposed"

And we can't forget Y/N, of course.

____

not_your_lil_meow_meow:
Wtf Y/N I hear weird noises from your room

my_banana_molk:
Oh sorry hyung, That's me. I told Y/N to slow
down but she won't listen.

not_your_lil_meow_meow:
...

YOU:
I'm very energised right now, So Lemme
waste it on you.

namjesus:
I-

got_my_jams:
Jeon Jungkook-

your_hope:
Guys-

eomma_jin:
This- Is this how I brought my children up

my_banana_molk:
Honestly guys, it feels so good. You should try
it!

YOU:
Yeah, I'll be more than happy to do it!

got_my_jams:
our baby has grown up (._.)

Tae_bear:
I want it! That would be so nice Y/N!

namjesus:
Taehyung-

your_hope:
Taehyung, I didn't expect this from you...

Tae_bear:
What?

eomma_jin:
I didn't expect this from the maknaes...

not_your_lil_meow_meow:
Damn tho they're going hard. Jimin he
defo learnt from you

got_my_jams:
WHat?! I SHALL NOT GET THE BLAME! I
DiDNT TEACH HIM ANYTHING!

my_banana_molk:
Guys stop texting, let me enjoy this while it
lasts

eomma_jin:
JEON JUNG COCK YOU UNGRACEFUL
CHILD

eomma_jin:
NO! ADULT!

my_banana_molk:
...

eomma_jin:
*Jungkook
That was autocorrect's fault.

my_banana_molk:
What's wrong with you guys? We're doing
nothing bad!

Tae_bear:
Ikr

namjesus:
What do you mean, you're doing nothing
BAD?!

my_banana_molk:
wEll if it's that bad! Jimin hyung was doing it to
Yoongi hyung too!

your_hope:
...

got_my_jams:
...Gummy bear, I swear I told him nothing!

Tae_bear:
No fair, I'm supposed to be the bear! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

not_your_lil_meow_meow:
WELL EVEN IF WE DID, SO WHAT? WE
ONLY LEARN FROM THE LEADER AND OUR
ELDERS!

eomma_jin:
Yoongi...

namjesus:
welp shit

your_hope:
yOu GUYS TOO?! OH MY LORD!
I feel so lonely... (._.)

YOU:
Awww I'll do it for you! Don't feel lonely!

Tae_bear
Yeah! I'll help Y/N!

your_hope:
I-

namjesus:
*chokes on holy watr

not_your_lil_meow_meow:
Make that a foursome?

my_banana_molk:
hold up, WOT

YOU:
wtf, where did that come from-

Tae_bear:
what's a foursome?

got_my_jams:
So what were you on about...

my_banana_molk:
Y/N was giving me a massage

YOU:
because he danced practiced to hard, his body
was hurting

Tae_bear:
Well duh! What did you guys think?

eomma_jin has left the chat

namjesus has left the chat

your_hope has left the chat

not_your_lil_meow_meow has left the chat

got_my_jams has left the chat

my_banana_molk:
wait so they thought we were

Y/N has left the chat

Tae_bear:
Why are they all leaving?

my_banana_molk:
wEll they thought me and Y/N were doing
what we do every Saturday

Tae_bear:
handcuffed wrestling?

my_banana_molk:
uhhhh... Yeah. That.