Starring:

Is lowkey jealous

Have found another favorite ship

Finds everything cute

"I thought this was over"

Proud of making this happen

Thinks you should F**K

Just wants grandchildren already

GrOup chat of TxT and BTS

And Y/N

_____

min_yoongles:
Where the fuck is my underwear?

kim_joon:
Language

jams_mochi:
He's speaking French, why do you ask?

kim_joon:
No I meant, don't curse.

min_yoongles:
I'm pretty sure we all here are old enough
to say whatever shit we wanna say.

kim_joon:
But they aren't

bangtans_eomma:
?

kai_kat:
Hello

min_yoongles:
What on earth-

(Soobin, lol get it?)soup_bean:
Hi, hyungs. Oh and noona.

jams_mochi:
Hold up, Huening Kai and Soobin?! Who
added txt here??

tae_hyunie:
J-hope hyung did

min_yoongles:
Oh wow. More kids.

tae_bear:
Omigawd, a baby Tae!

golden_kookie:
NOoOo! Y/N! WE'RE NOT THE YOUNGEST
ONES HERE ANYMORE!

YOU:
DAMMIT.

bom_bom:
Uhh Hi

jams_mochi:
Omg Hi this is so cute
༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

your_hope:
Aaahhhh~ you guys are here! Wait, where's
the 5th?

yeon_jun_junnie:

kai_kat:
PfFfFfFFtTtt

YOU:
Oh my... (✽ ﾟ- ﾟ ✽)

yeon_jun_junnie:
Oh God- that- I wasn't supposed to send that

jams_mochi:
ThAts sO adOraBle (ಥ﹏ಥ)

yeon_jun_junnie:
This is so embarrassing...

your_hope:
Not at all, it's all good ◔ ͜  ◔

YOU:
yaeh... Hobo oppa id right

bangtans_eomma:
Translation,
*yeah, Hobi oppa is right

YOU:
Uhh... Uhem...Yeah

golden_kookie:
So... Tae, what do you do in your free time?

tae_bear:
Uhh.. You usually call me to your room...

tae_hyunie:
I-

kim_joon:
Well this will cause some problems.

golden_kookie:
I didn't say V hyung, I said Tae, as in Taehyun

tae_bear:
Oh... (._.)

YOU:
what were all your names again?

kai_kat:
Kai Kamal Huening but just Huening Kai
or Kai is more commonly used

tae_hyunie:
Kang Taehyun

bom_bom:
Choi Beomgyu

soup_bean:
Choi Soobin

yeon_jun_junnie:
Choi Yeonjun

YOU:
that's nice... Choi Yeonjun...

yeon_jun_junnie:
Thank you, noona ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

kim_joon:
Uhh you mean all of them names are nice?

YOU:
yeah that's what I meant..

jams_mochi:
That's sO cUte! The CHOI's
☜(˚▽˚)☞

tae_bear:
I know right!

YOU:
We should meet again, sometime...

yeon_jun_junnie:
Yeah, we'd love that, noona!

YOU:
I would for sure ʘ‿ʘ

min_yoongles:
Y/N, you sound like a pedophile

golden_kookie:
Like a mid aged old man who is obsessed with
young children

YOU:
Lol

jams_mochi:
Y/N, are you okay?

YOU:
Yeah, I'm just fine ☻

kim_joon:
Guys there something wrong with her

YOU:
No, I'm completely perfect. Why? (˚▽˚)

bangtans_eomma:
You didn't backfire any comments and
that's extremely unusual, it's getting me worried

tae_bear:
Thats good! Maybe, she wants to be a good influence
to the youngsters!

YOU:
yeah sure ˙ ͜   ˙

golden_kookie:
This is scary

soup_bean:
I'm sure noona is okay

kai_kat:
She's so polite, it's nice

YOU:
Awww thank you (ᵔᴥᵔ)

yeon_jun_junnie:
I know right! Noona, I heard you cook very
well! I'd love to taste you!

kim_joon:
I- Im gonna leave.

min_yoongles:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

golden_kookie:
Wait what

yeon_jun_junnie:
*I'd love to taste your food as in the food
you make

YOU:
UwU sure, I'd love to cook for you, you can
come over anytime. (  。⌣ ‿⌣ 。)

tae_bear:
ʘ‿ʘ

your_hope:
You guys are the same age right?

YOU:
Yeah.. (ᵔᴥᵔ)

yeon_jun_junnie:
Yes, hyung. But Y/N noona is a bit older..

jams_mochi:
That's Adorable! Y/N noona! UwU

your_hope:
that's great! I'm sure you'll get along really
well! Y/N is really amazing!

yeon_jun_junnie:
Yes, I'm sure! It would be great to hang
around!

tae_bear:
ʘ‿ʘ

YOU:
♥‿♥

bangtans_eomma:
?-?

YOU:
Oop sorry, wrong one ◉‿◉

kai_kat:
Us too! We wanna hang around too!

soup_bean:
Yeah! Free food!

bom_bom:
That would be nice!

YOU:
Yeah sure y'all (づ￣ ³￣)づ

golden_kookie:
How come you never cook for me?

YOU:
Because you're older than me (ᵔᴥᵔ)

bangtans_eomma:
Lol, Y/N, imagine TXT as your babies

YOU:
My babies, grow up to be good people! Okay?
༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

kai_kat:
YES EOMMA! ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

your_hope:
Yeonjun, is it weird to be called a baby by
someone only a few months older than you?

yeon_jun_junnie:
I mean... No but kinda ( ·ω· )

YOU:
Yeonjunnie is my baby, back off y'all, age
doesn't matter. ಠ_ಠ

yeon_jun_junnie:
Heok-

golden_kookie:
☝(°ロ°)

tae_bear:
ʘ‿ʘ

bangtans_eomma:
Well damn.

jams_mochi:
UwU protective eomma vibes

min_yoongles:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) take him Y/N

your_hope:
(¬‿¬)

soup_bean:
Uhh guys, This Hyung is screaming

yeon_jun_junnie:
No I'm not

kai_kat:
I heard it too, are you okay Hyung?

yeon_jun_junnie:
I'm fine what are you talking about

tae_hyunie:
Hyung, you almost gave me a heart attack, what's
with the screaming?

tae_bear:
ʘ‿ʘ

min_yoongles:
Is he screaming or fanboying on the fact Y/N
called him, her baby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yeon_jun_junnie:
I'm just...

bom_bom:
Oooooo~ Hyung and noona, sitting on a tree~
K . I . S . S . I . N . G~

kai_kat:
First comes crush, then comes love... Then comes
Marriage and BABIES~

kim_joon:
I regret coming back- Imma leave forever now

kim_joon has left the chat

jams_mochi:
UYFDUTRD This is so cUUuuute!! LIL BABIES
IN LOVE (ಥ﹏ಥ)

your_hope:
Holy moly Taehyung are you okay? why are you
screeching?? AND Y/N TOO!

tae_bear:
I CANT- THIS IS AMAZING ＼（ಥ０ಥ）／
GO FOR IT YEONJUN! Y/NJUN FOR LIFE!

YOU:
UHEM. I'm okay.

[ Jhope and V text the others to leave the chat and leave you and Yeonjun alone]

jam_mochi has left he chat

tae_bear has left the chat

tae_hyunie have left the chat

bangtans_eomma has left the chat

bom_bom has left the chat

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min_yoongles:
Don't forget to give him a good suck Y/N
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

YOU:
WOT ON EARTH-

min_yoongles have left the chat

your_hope:
JUNGKOOK!

golden_kookie:
FINE! ಠ_ಠ

golden_kookie had left the chat

your_hope:
Talk, you 2 (¬‿¬)

your_hope has left the chat

YOU:
Well then...

yeon_jun_junnie:
Hmmm... Hi there

YOU:
Hello, and how are you today...?

yeon_jun_junnie:
I'm feeling just fine...

YOU:
SooOoo... Hmm how's life...?

yeon_jun_junnie:
Umm... Good, even better now..

YOU:
Uh huh... Wanna hear a joke?

yeon_jun_junnie:
Yea sure

YOU:
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

yeon_jun_junnie:
Sea you later?

YOU:
No.. Not really, it just waved.

yeon_jun_junnie:
Oh my-

YOU:
Sea what I did there? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yeon_jun_junnie:
I actually laughed, that was funny lol

YOU:
Lmao, I learnt this from Jin oppa

yeon_jun_junnie:
Oh (˚▽˚) that's nice

YOU:
Can I ask you something, Yeonjunnie?

yeon_jun_junnie:
Yes?

YOU:
Do you.. Like me?

yeon_jun_junnie:
Oh... Uhh..

YOU:
NVM you don't have to answer

yeon_jun_junnie:
NoNo! I actually... Do..

YOU:
HEOK- FOR REAL? CUZ I REALLY- uhem
yeah.. That's nice.. I like you too

yeon_jun_junnie:
(✽ ﾟ‿ ﾟ ✽)

[with the others]

bangtans_eomma:
How do you think it's going?

kai_kat:
I hear Yeonjun hyung screaming

jam_mochi:
UwU that means it's going well

your_hope:
Y/N sounds so happy (ಥ‿ಥ)

kim_joon:
You planned this, didn't you?

your_hope:
Maybe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but it was totally worth it,
I didn't force anyone into anything, it was fate.
They instantly fell for each other ( ·ω· )

tae_bear:
Hyung, you're so nice (ಥ﹏ಥ)

min_yoongles:
Well it was him that broke her heart in the first
place

your_hope:
Yeah... I hope, Y/N forgives me for that, now..

golden_kookie:
This isn't right...

jam_mochi:
Hold up, is this lil kookie, jealous? (¬‿¬)

bangtans_eomma:
Since when did he like Yeonjun?

soup_bean:
Wait what?

tae_hyunie:
Hyung likes Hyung?

golden_kookie:
what? NO I'm not jealous...
I'm territorial....
And I don't like Yeonjun!

bangtans_eomma:
Namjoon

kim_joon:
/Territorial/
Protecting what is already yours.
Alright then ◉_◉

bangtans_eomma:
Oh

tae_bear:
So... You like Y/N...?

your_hope:
Well this is a plot twist

bom_bom:
Jungkook Hyung likes noona?

jam_mochi:
brUh hell naw, go back to your Taehyung

min_yoongles:
JK you could've gotten the girl by now ಠ⌣ಠ

jam_mochi:
NAH HES TOO LATE

tae_bear:
I don't know what to feel.

golden_kookie:
TaeBabe, I can explain...

kai_kat:
◉_◉

kim_joon:
You'll get use to it

tae_bear:
Jungkook how could you?

golden_kookie:
TaeTae hyungie...

tae_bear:
YOU CANT LIKE Y/N! SHES MEANT TO BE
FOR YEONJUN

your_hope:
So... That's what you're mad about?

tae_bear:
YEAH! JK don't try and steal her away from
Yeonjun!

golden_kookie:
Oh..

jam_mochi:
Taehyung, you're gonna completely ignore
the fact, Kook likes someone other than you?

tae_bear:
I mean... So what? It's not like you're the one
to decide who you like or dislike, it's your heart
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

min_yoongles:
Well then, I was hoping for some drama

golden_kookie:
༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ exactly the reason I love you
my Taebaby

jam_mochi:
Either Tae's too nice or too dumb

your_hope:
Well I'm just glad everything is back to normal!
(ᵔᴥᵔ)

[The end (for the confession series only( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))]