((A/N: DIS IS 4 MY FRIEND REBECCA CUZ SHE LOVES DEADPOOL AND PIKACHU AND THERE'S A FIGURE THAT IS A PIKACHU IN THE DEADPOOL SUIT))

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There once was a Pikachu that was so obsessed with Deadpool that he bought his own costume and dressed up like the Marvel character everyday. He didn't give a single fuck. Anyone who talked shit was gonna get their ass beat by a MOTHER FUCKIN' PIKACHU.

He walked down the street, glaring at the people who gave him weird looks. Those bitches got a knife in the back once they passed him. A lot of people died in town because of him.

A few kids walked by and thought he was adorable. The edgy teens who loved marvel and being emo also liked him too. The only people who didn't like him were the people who didn't like Pokémon or Deadpool. Those bitches died too.

Eventually Deadpool Pikachu had killed so many people that the police had to get involved. But he killed them too. He never gave ANY fucks. No one was going to stop that bitch from getting his Francis.

Who was his Francis? Obviously it was Ash Ketchup. Dis bitch was always trying to catch Pikachu and force him into slavery. Pikachu wasn't about that shit so he was gonna kill this bitch.

After a long ass time of killing other bullshit trainers he finally got the chance to kill Ash. Of course Ash was a little pussy so he surrendered because he knew that Pikachu would kick his ass in seven different ways. But that wasn't good enough for Pikachu.

With one quick swipe of his sword Ash was decapitated. His body became a blood fountain that Pikachu rolled around in happily. Now that bitch couldn't make Pikachu a slave.

All was well for Deadpool Pikachu. He was bloody and happy. His mission was complete.