Groupchat:

Best hoes

I love jin:
Umm...guys...why is tae standing on the kitchen table,shirtless,and swinging his shirt on his finger like a sword?

I love me too:
HE IS WHAT?

J-horse:
He is listening to daechwita on repeat and he refuses to stop.

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
Daechwita daechwita ja ullyeora daechwita
Bichina bichina nae wanggwani bichina
Itjima itjima jinan nareul itjima
We so fly we so fly jeonsegiro we so fly~

TallMan:
We have created a monster😔✊

Leave me alone:
Calm tf down. That's my title.

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
Shut up yoongay.

Jongnom chulsine wangdoen nom
Michyeobeorin beom gwanghae flow
Gaecheon chulsine yongdoen mom
Geuge naega got saneun beop~

EvilMaknae:
'Yoongay' lmfao😭😭

Leave me alone:
Where's your respect kid?

J-horse:
I don't like this version of tae...he's annoying and savage..

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
Sorry,but I didn't order a glass of your opinion,hoesuck.

Mian geokjeongeun mallago
Nado ileulgeon mantago
Gwageon dwijue gadugo
Naegeol chaenggyeo da japsujyu~

I love jin:
Tae! Listen

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
Mari andoeji naega gaerani
Beomeuro taeeonatji jeogeodo neocheoreom yakajin anchi
Jotbapdeurui gyang jaerongjanchi
Solkka jonnage eoieopji~

And what if I don't want to,nambafoon?

EvilMaknae:
The sass is on point today😭😭

TallMan:
HOW COME HE DOESNT CALL KOOK NAMES??

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
Shut up jimoan. It's no ones buisness what I call jauncock.

Leave me alone:
LMAO KOOK! HE CALLED YOU 'jauncock' I CANT BREATHEEEEE

J-horse:
SAME😭😂😭😂

EvilMaknae:
...

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
Ssakda jungnyeo nan yeui eopsi
Saekkya geurae neo yeoeeopsi
Flexing nan eopji
Pillyoga eopji~

I love jin:
Not gonna lie,this is getting annoying

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
And so is your mouth. But you don't see me complaining.

EvilMaknae:
Damn hyung,that one hurt-

TallMan:
THAT'S MY SOULMATE. GO BOO💕💕💕

J-horse:
Shut up, jImOaN💀

Leave me alone:
I love this version of tae so fucking much.

I love me too:
Tae.

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
Who's the king who's the boss
Da aljana naeireum
Imman san saekkideul
Dangjang nomui mogeul chyeo~

I love me too:
Taehyung.

EvilMaknae:
The second warning✋

   Taechwita is better than daechwita:
     What do you fucking want,suckjin? 

          
Daechwita daechwita ja ullyeora daechwita
Daechwita daechwita ja ullyeora daechwita
Daechwita daechwita ja ullyeora daechwita
Daechwita daechwita ja ullyeora daechwita~       

I love jin:
Oh no he didnt...

J-horse:
I think he did....

I love me too:
KIM.FUCKING.TAEHYUNG.

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
...

TallMan:
YOU LEAVE MY SOULMATE ALONE,OLD MAN.

Leave me alone:
Keep going tae. You're almost done.

EvilMaknae:
You do realise,murder could happen any second?

Leave me alone:
That's the point dumbass.

I love me too:
SHUT UP ALL OF YOU. AND TAE

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
Yes jin hyung?😇

I love me too:
YOU GET DOWN FROM THE TABLE,TURN OFF THE FUCKING MUSIC AND GO BACK TO BEING A GOOD BOY OR ELSE.

J-horse:
Or else?

I love me too:
Or else you can't see neither kook nor jimin for a whole week,I'm taking away your gaming set and yeontan.

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
You guys are mean :(

EvilMaknae:
I can sense him pouting😭😭

TallMan:
Me too. I feel it in my blood😭

I love jin:
DONT FALL FOR IT BABE!

I love me too:
Awww I'm sorry bby💕💕

I love jin:
For?

I love me too:
Tsk. Not you. Tae

J-horse:
This Group chat istg💀😭✋

Leave me alone:
Ikr-

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
It's okay! And I'm sorry hyung :( I just wanted to be cool..like....Yoongay...

Leave me alone:
Excuse me? I could kill you with my knife in a heartbeat,you know that right?

TallMan:
I might be your friend now,but dare to hurt even a speck of tae,i'll be your worst enemy.

EvilMaknae:
What he said^^

                                                                                             Taechwita is better than daechwita:
                                                                                                         
 Yoongi* stupid autocorrect :)

                                                                                                                                  And thank you guys!

EvilMaknae:
Always✨

TallMan:
^^

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
Are you gonna take away my favourite things hyung?? *puppy eyes*

J-horse:
He is so biased I can't even-

I love me too:
No. Cause you're a good boy. But I will if this happens again.

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
💕💕

TallMan:
Anyone wanna go to the mall?

I love jin:
I would love to, but I'm busy

EvilMaknae:
✋

Taechwita is better than daechwita:
✋

J-horse:
I have practice :(

I love me too:
I need to cook. To feed your hungry rat-asses

Leave me alone:
I'm not busy.....but I wasn't gonna go anyway :)

TallMan:
MAKNAE LINE IT IS!!

I love jin:
This is a terrible idea....

J-horse:
I agree

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CHAPTER 2!!!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

YES IT'S BEEN LIKE 3 MONTHS BUT I FINALLY UPDATED!