Hello everyone! Thank you for clicking on my story!

This is the first crack ff I do so...bare with me. My sense of humor is also broken :D

As of right now,the chapters won't be that long. But I hope you enjoy it nonetheless. This will not be a straight book,meaning there is ships. In my opinion...that's funnier than straight relationships and I'm better at making jokes that way. So if u feel uncomfortable in any way,then please leave,respectfully.

~CHARACTERS~
Don't hate me💀

KIM NAMJOON:

Good at: saying/explaining things too late. Will sell you for a crab,a walking hazard.
Age: 23 years old
Relationship status: jin's boyfriend (for 1 year)

KIM SEOKJIN:

Good at:cooking,rapping when mad,kissing his mirrors
Age: 24 years old
Relationship status: namjoon's boyfriend (also sorta dating himself..u gotta love yo self😔✊)

MIN YOONGI:

Good at: sleeping,pretending to be dead,roasting the shit outta you
Age: 24 years old

Relationship status: crushing on jimin (lets pretend we don't know)

JUNG HOSEOK:

Good at: being hopeful,throwing it back,making yoongi question his life choices
Age:23 years old
Relationship status: single as fuck

PARK JIMIN:

Good at:being sassy,sticking up for his soulmate,washing meat with soap.
Age: 22 years old
Relationship status: looking for SUGA daddy ;)

KIM TAEHYUNG:

Good at: transforming into ✨ŕEniOr✨,agustv,being weird
Age: 22 years old
Relationship status: gay panicking (and simping) over jungkook

JEON JUNGKOOK:

Good at: pranking his hyungs,singing,keeping his f-boy image
Age: 21 years old
Relationship status: loving taehyung (taesexual)

AND THOSE ARE THE MAIN CHARACTERS!! this is a crack ff so of course...me being me...I had to use cursed images :D hope I made you laugh or even giggle ^-^ see you in the first chapter~

Thank you for reading💕💕