7 What The Actual Fuck

I was absent from school the next day. My skin was burning hot. I broke the thermometer and any ice I put onto myself melted immediately. I tried taking an ice bath and I created a sauna with all the damn steam from the ice touching my skin. Nobody's come to check up on me yet, which is great because I haven't thought up a plausible lie for this shit yet. I groaned, rolling over and clutching my stomach as another wave of nausea hit me head on. I've been nauseous all morning, but I haven't thrown up yet.
"Fuck." I groaned as I began to gag. Pretty sure I just jinxed myself. I rushed to the bathroom, leaning over the tub as I began to puke. But instead of water or bile coming up, it was lava. Fucking lava! I'm throwing up lava and it does NOT burn like it should.
"What the hell?" I mumbled, groaning as lava began to pour from my mouth once again. Tears sprung up in my eyes and fell down my cheeks in the form of scorching trails of lava. Each tear left a burn streak down from my eyes to my chin before each one miraculously healed. A knock sounded at the front door.
"Ngghhh.... Go away...."
I said as loud as I could, pulling myself up using the tub. The tips of all of my fingers and toes had turned ash black in my misery, along with the tips of my now pointed ears. Maybe I really am an alien. Aaand great! I now have a somewhat believable lie for this crazy transformation shit. The front door opened.
"Jo?" A male voice called out. Probably that Cactus dildo bitch. This is his apartment. He'll probably be pissed as fuck that I melted his tub.
"Jo?" His voice was closer now. He was probably right behind me.
"Kami! Jo what happened?" He sounds concerned. I turned to look at him.
"I have no fucking idea...." I mumbled as my head fell back, hitting the ceramic of the tub, the thump resonating through my mind.

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