(A/N: Above is her new outfit.)
Drink your drugs, eat your school, and don't do vegetables kids. So, me and Naruto became pretty cool friends. Yep that's right, I just made a friend, yea I'm pretty cool. Anyyywhore, and Cactus dildo, that's kakashi's official name now, came and picked me up after school. Like literally. He literally picked me up and jogged into a store. Aaaand that brings us to now. I am searching through racks and racks for something new to wear, but everything in here is ugly as fuck. Finally I settled on some black ankle high boots with a shit load of straps, baggy grey pants that stopped at my knees and had a band of black elastic to keep them tight at my knees, a black tank top that stops at my belly button with a baggy grey diagonal half shirt  over it, and a long green trenchcoat with a hood. And lots of pockets. It had a shit load of pockets too. This bitch is about to be loaded! Cactus dildo payed, and then we left. On our way, however, I got distracted by the smell of amazing barbeque, and cactus dildo abandoned me. T-T how cruel.
"WHYYY CRUEL WORLD?!"
People are staring, I should probably cut the theatrics and get off my knees, in in the middle of the friggin street. I grinned pulling out the pouch of Ryo I cleverly swiped from Bakashi. Heh, idiot. I walked into the barbeque place, tossing the pouch of coins up and down. Hey isn't that the sleepy kid who asked who I was. Yep that's definitely him. Imma go socialize.
"I'm sitting here with you people. I'm going going to socially interact with you." I grinned, plopping my pouch of money onto the table.
"Mcool I'm Chomji." The fat one with the swirly cheeks introduced around a mouthful of food.
"Dude. Can I pinch your cheeks?"
..... Que awkward silence-
"Uh, shure."
Nevermind.
"K thanks!" I chirped, pinching his cheeks. Not too hard of course, I want him to let me do it again sometime.
"I'm Shikamaru." The lazy one introduced.
I grinned.
And in an Elvis voice I began to shake my hips as I said:
"Shika... Shikamaru..." I grinned, waggling my eyebrows. He looks thoroughly disturbed.
"Welp, I'm Jo."

"That's a weird name." Choji pointed out after swallowing his food. I nodded.
"Yea it's short for Jolene but I don't like people calling me Jolene."

"But Jolene is still a weird name...." Shikamaru frowned. I nodded again with wide eyes.
"I know right! That's what I'm saying. Like damn give me a normal name please? Anyyywhore, I'm hungry so I'm gonna go up and order now, I'll be right back." I said, hopping up and skipping to the front of the restaurant.
"Can I get the biggest sirloin steak you have. And your largest serving of extra spicy ribs, please and thanks."
The lady nodded quickly with large eyes. I pointed to the table I was at and she nodded, writing something down on her little note pad.
"Man I'm starving, can't wait till they bring me mah food." I grinned, rubbing my stomach as I plopped down next to Choji. Cho Cho Ji Ji. Mah man, mah main man. Manny man man.