Me: I want Mountain Dew!!!! D:

Oreo: ITS TOO EARLY FOR MOUNTAIN DEW IDIOT

Me: DONT GIVE A SHIT

Suddenly, the illuminati, Bill, arrives and and casts a curse on us. Then started twerking XD

Me: BIG SISTERS!!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS POT YOU ASSHOLES!!!

Petunia: hold on *watches sausages blow up*

Me: -_- help me out here Oreo....

Oreo: *chases butterfly* SENPAI SHALL NOTICE MEEEEEEEEH *falls on her face* ow.....

THAT WAS FUN!!! IM GONNA STALK TOOTHY NOW ·3·

Me: AHHHHHHHHH I DESERVE MORE RESPECT

Petunia: *ties bow on le pot*

Me: that's better you excuse for a skunk

Petunia: love you too little brother!!!

Yeah my life is horrible. And this chapter was absolutely shitty XD but enjoy this book thingy and it might get more random because I get really random when I watch htf and listen to Fetty Wap or Tem Flakes X3 JIMMY CHOOS!!!!