(A/N): These are gonna be short so like a mini series really. So don't worry anytime soon about changes in the oneshot algorithm.

All that's been, all there is, all where it was supposedly. Now is an idea spread everywhere. Like the old internet from the 90's. Or Pokemon cards that were spread anonymously amongst needy nerds. For the time absolute socialism, feminism and progressivism were all given all the fame since of strong woman and PC principal. Wendy was the tight headed bitch of the latter and the main gang we see is getting major letdowns from it. Eric wholeheartedly changed his ways but ringed back from the sudden motivation from his whereabouts and hallucinations. Kyle was forced to show his inner millennial and Stan hit an absolute low. Kenny has a job at the town square and is getting minimum wage. But all these changes were set to be at a loss for the better. 

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9:00:00 a. m.

Eric's POV

As per usual I go on ripping Kyle for his jewish attitude and mindset. More notably everyone sucks because they don't fall for me. I'm hotter than all these hoes. Surely the thots will submit to this order that I have in mind. But after 15 minutes of Mr Mackey getting all of us to 'Shut the fuck up', I see this rather tall and sturdy girl get tripped into the room by Wendy and Bebe. Telling her that she is a rat and ugly. I was hesitant to stand up to defend but to my absolute surprise she stands up snorting a mad house saying "Really? trying to mess with a new kid? How stereotypical of this town in Colorado." Wendy and Bebe further confront the reasons of why she's ugly as the tall girl comes back with a chuckle. But, rather than coming back with a paragraph she says these two words. "Fuck off." She even does a hand motion to sway them away. Of course they went away but they sent glares to her that merely tickled her dead. Mr Mack n' Cheese comes up to the center of the stage to introduce her "Class. This is the newest edition to your class m'kay. I would kindly suggest that you not piss her off m'kay. She has a long history of being a quote on quote Leader to her old friends m'kay. Alright ma'am accounce your speech m'kay." She nods and with that she clenches her legs shut and postured straight to where the tips of her boots end with a loud bang of a noise. She pleasantly spoken "Hey guys. My name is Kaela Angston and I would love to address my dutiful presence of keeping this class toned down a knotch to where the insanity can't grow any further. I am your new hostess and I would love it if you followed me on snapchat. All clear Mr Mackey. Your move." She extends a hand out for a shake from him, before sitting next to me. I swore I'd never felt my heart throb from my chest outward and from her presence, she scared me but the other half wanted to know more.