it was just a normal day in south park. 

people were crazy and the phenomenon was fucking insane. 

well, until now. 

Meet Kayla. The newest kid in the school. Already she's been given looks of fear and regret. But she wasn't there to make a scene that caused her spotlight to go insane, in fact, she only get's feared when she get's fierce or fights someone. She's not fighting anyone at the moment and people are scared. What is going on? Apparently she's also the tallest. I mean fuck she is about 6 inches taller than Eric and the girls by a foot and a half for some. But like how schools get when the new kid comes, they get a little weird. Especially the girls. She was one, but she didn't bother ever making a scene. Her scenes are merely handsome presences. She was charming and hella beautiful to pretty much everybody but that was battle of popularity for two girls. Bebe and Wendy. But is that possible if a boy can be too? Apparently so. Kyle Broflovski, one of the jewish bois, is jealous of her acquired gadgets. Bebe and Wendy, are jealous of everything. Wanting to fight her is another thing though. Back to the scene. 

She opens her locker and stuffs her hip, sticker covered, notebooks inside, before grabbing a couple a books and closing it shut. Prepping for her class. She was wearing a red Saturn crop top, with light blue ripped jeans and black/white checkered vans slip-on's. they were platforms though, so it kinda also adds onto her height. 

She was also alerted to stay outdoors before being ushered in, nodding to the teachers words, making him stunned and astonished. She chuckled and waited as she turned back to see the class through a window. All of them looked pretty cool. So she had it pretty okay for a start. Kayla was soon ushered in. 

"Class. Meet your newest student Kayla. She say's she's from Texas. Go on now. Introduce yourself." He looks to her. She nods and chuckles as she puts a hand behind her neck. "Well, just like he said I AM from Texas. San Antonio to be exact. I was born on January 2nd. So I am a Capricorn. A second decan to be exact. Look both zodiac signs and decans if you don't know what I am talking about. I would ever so like to be accepted into this class gracefully than well...made fun of. I hope y'all understand. Alright?" She bows as the class claps in the way they have said in the back of their mind 'We accept you into this class'. This of course makes her smile and chuckle. The teacher, who she found out was called Mr Garrison, sat her in front of a REALLY thicc boi. Whom she found out to be quite adorable and cute. She was also sat by Kyle, Kenny and Stan, their names. Apparently the thicc boi was named Cartman but he interrupted himself and told Kayla, "I--I-It's E---Eric." He was blushing. Kayla nodded and put a hand out to shake "Kayla Marie. First and Middle name. Pleasure to meet you Eric Cartman." His blush thiccened and returned the shake with a smile. Trying to angrily hold back bodily functions. The others were confused and as soon as Kayla soon turned back to the board, Eric put his hands to his face and internally raged at himself. 

WTF WAS THAT CARTMAN??!!!

YOU?! LIKING A JEW THOT?????!!!!!

EWWWW!!!!! 

GET A DAMN HOLD OF YOURSELF!!!!!

She wasn't looking back at him though, she still progressed on with looking towards the board before heading on to work on a few problems. He on the other hand, looked at her handwriting and notes in her notebook. His eyes starred. Mr Garrison looked toward Eric and asked him confusingly "Uhh. Cartman? Is everything okay?" Eric got knocked out of his thoughts and told Mr. Garrison stumbling on his work "everything'sfineMrGarrison!!!" He focused on his work and fell asleep half way. Kayla was dripping in too. Wishing she had a quick pick me up before she came here. 

After class was finished, lunch came around and she was invited to sit with Stan's crew. But before she can sit, se grabbed lunch. And along the way, the girls got to meet this giant of their curiosity. Bebe got to test her toughness first. Expecting her to be a weak lowlife. "Hey bitch. You think you're better than us?" Kayla chuckled and laughed with a snort "Cheesy. Try something better." Bebe was taken aback by the choice of her words but chose to stand still and roll her eyes. "Your flat as a pancake though." Kayla touched her own boobs and chuckled "So..? I'm not stunned even by the slightest of that fact." She crossed her arms and walked a bit up to wait her turn to get food. Bebe was still holding on trying to keep herself in the lead "Even your ass. All. Boney." Kayla squeezes her bicep before taking a small front step to bump Bebe with her pretty thick hips, making her fall. "Wrong again sex-dictionary." Kayla moves up and grabs a ramen noodle cup ready to be eaten, along with chopsticks and a fork. She sits with Stan's crew as Kyle pointed to her shoes. "Your shoes. Where and how can I get them?" Kayla looks up to him and furrows her eyebrows. "Not telling you fuckbag." Eric, whom sat next to her, gave her a glass cola. Making her smile. "Aww. How sweet of you. Thank's Eric." Kyle slammed a fist down on his desk and stated "Tubby! You know you don't love her and Kayla your a hoebag! Simply put!" Before Eric could blurt his jewish-hate-speech towards Kyle, Kayla stood up and put Kyle in his place "KYLE! You should NOT call him that and more importantly, if you call me HOEBAG ever again, I WON'T hesistate to K.O. you to the next birth of the universe. SO. Either FUCK OFF or just leave us ALONE."

Eric was stunned and in love. More than ever.

Kyle was embarrassed and kinda worried of his own life. 

Stan was longing for a fight but soon found himself pouting because he couldn't place bets now. 

Kenny, ...................he just kept on eating.

But behind her Wendy, tried to make a fool out of her by pulling out her phone and black mailing a photo of Kayla, who looked like she was towering over Kyle seductively. Kayla saw this on her phone and took it away to, well, run to the bathroom at great speeds to erase all her data. She does this successfully. Making Wendy even more mad. She punched her straight in the tummy. Causing her to take quite a hit and the air to get out. She quickly healed before shoving Wendy to the ground with a strong thigh and calf reflex. Dropping herself to the ground, so she can punch her profusely. A crowed surrounded the fight before Wendy got up to throw a couple of death-defying punches. Kayla, very surprisingly, stood strong and punched Wendy straight in the face, twice before spinning and tripping Wendy in an odd angle. Wendy, beat up and lost, said to Kayla, like she had a frog in her throat, bubbling "You have not won just yet thot" before dropping to the ground, almost like she was dead. Of course, even though Kayla literally beat her up, she checked her breathing and heartbeat find hope still in it's horizon. "She's okay Stan. She just needed a lesson." Stan was wide eyed and scared before she said that.  

And Eric, well, he came up running and hugged her tight. Almost ignoring the big bruise on her tum. "That was amazing! No wonder I loved you!" Kayla chuckled and hugged him around his waist before initiating the first kiss. "I kinda knew by the blush when I saw you." He looked up her with sparkles in his eyes. Almost tearing with happiness. She wiped some off when he closed one of his eyes and kissed his forehead. He replied with "How about a trip to my house?" Kayla smirked and the declined to say "No...my house." Eric got competitive "My house." Kayla chuckled and asked "Rock Paper Scissors then?" He chuckled "I'm still gonna win." She chuckled and then replied "I don't know about that..."

"Rock....

Paper....

Scissors...

SHOOT!!" 

Kayla wins. "I told you." Eric got mad but put it off, chuckling to himself, as he packed his stuff, as Kayla did herself before following him, wrapping their arms together like husband and wife during a wedding. Before Kayla left with Eric, she put up her middle fingers at Wendy and yelled at her "KARMA IS A BITCH BUT LOVES TO FUCK YOUR PUSSY WENDY. CUMMY WUMMIES FOR WENDY FROM KARMA! OOOOOO~~!!!" Eric was dying of laughter before everybody else found love in it too. Kenny especially did a mid-finger dance to her whilst saying OOOOO~!!! as well. "Adios bois!" She waved to them. Kenny yelled before the last frame of her face could be seen from the doorway "CAN I FUCK YOU?!" Kayla heard it and laughed with a wheeze whilst Eric rolled his eyes "Typical Kinny!" Soon she calmed down and headed to her house, which, they were there in her already unboxed, Work In Progress master bedroom, cuddling and studying for the rest of the night. Making him smol spoon forever. 

~FIN!~

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