Lucky: What's all the chao- *sees that J has lost his limbs* WHO DID THIS.

Rowan: He took the place of the Black Knight for a meme.

Lucky: *visible confusion*

Rowan: Let's just watch the movie.
*time skip to when they are watching the movie*

Rowan: *skips to certain point* now keep in mind, the one in black armor is actually J.
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Black Knight (J): 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch!? Your arm's off!
Black Knight (J): No, it isn't.
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?!
Black Knight(J): I've had worse.
King Arthur: *slices other arm off* Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!
Black Knight (J): Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight (J): Just a flesh wound. *kicks*
King Arthur: *slices off a leg*
Black Knight (J): Right! I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight (J): Come here!
King Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Black Knight (J): I am invincible!
King Arthur: You're a loony!
Black Knight (J): The Black Knights always triumph!
King Arthur: *slices off final limb*
Black Knight (J): Alright, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: Well, lets get going! Come along, Patsy
Black Knight (J): *limbless and on the ground* Running away, eh? Come back here!! I'll bite your legs off!!
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Lucky: ............why am I not surprised?

J from his hospital bed: BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!!!!!

Everyone: NO!!