(based off of an Eddsworld Comic)

Lucky: *sitting on a chair drinking tea*

James: *breaks down the door in anger* LUCKYBUGSBOOKS.

Lucky: *puts down her tea* What is it now?

James: DON'T ACT INNOCENT WITH ME. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. J TOLD ME.

Lucky: Sure..... What did I do?

James: You.......YOU.......MICROWAVED YOUR TEA.

Lucky: .....seriously, ok I did.

James: WHY!!

Lucky: IT WAS COLD!!

James: THEN POUR A NEW CUP!!

Lucky: IT'S JUST TEA!!

James: Just tea...........? JUST TEA!?!?!? *becomes more angry then he already was* TEA IS AWESOME. IT IS A REPRESENTATION OF THE CLIMAX OF WORLD TRADE DURING THE MIDDLE AGES. AS PROVEN BY DREW DURNIL, WE BRITS HAD NO CULTURAL IDENTITY UNTIL WE DISCOVERED TEA!! AND FURTHER MORE......

Lucky: OMG I forgot he was English.

J: Enjoy the next 2 hours. *sneaks away chuckling.*

*TWO HOURS LATER*

James: ...AND THAT IS WHY MICROWAVING TEA IS RIDICULOUS!! UTTERLY AND ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. Wait Lucky?

Lucky: *asleep*

[A.N. I'm sorry James, and every other English person. I just did this for the votes and memes. Forgive me.]