Sage: How would you tell your crush how you feel?

 Mango: I'd ask him out.

 Ruby: I'd confess in a romantic place.

 Beanie Bomb: I'd just say it right to his face.

 Beanie Owl: I'd take my rifle and shoot him in the leg, thus wounding him, so that he can't escape. 

Everyone: ............... 

Beanie Owl: What? 

Everyone: That's really smart, actually! *Taking notes*